Becks & Fishsticks
This is not right. A big pile of fish sticks and the biggest one of them all is nowhere to be seen? If you're going to get a bitch to promote fish sticks, there's only ho you should ask. Those shady fish sticks lying on that plate are two-faced bitches. How dare they betray their queen. I feel bad for her.
Anyfishy, David Beckham was at Wembley Stadium in London today to promote a new line of healthier frozen shit called GO3. The shit is supposed to be good for you because it's made with omega-3 fish oil. The line will carry fried fish dicks, pasta and other crap.
I'm no health freak, nor do I pretend to be, but fish sticks aren't the healthiest thing around. Right? If they are, then I should eat more of those things, because they taste delicious. Shut the hell up! They do! Put a couple of fish sticks in a corn tortilla, nuke that shit, squeeze some mayo on it and you have yourself a delicious ghetto fish taco.
Here's more of Becks, his busted teeth and a bunch of kids at Wembley today. I also threw in some pictures of Fishsticks Paltrow looking weepy on the streets of London yesterday. She must know about the betrayal.
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sandybitch - no sauce? i like sauce. and dipping.
so is sand bitch anything like door bitch?
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BOO!
Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I've never eaten a fish stick. What do you eat them with? Tartar sauce? And what brand do you buy?
Are they greasy?
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No, not greasy ~ YUMMY! I hate greasy food. I sometimes eat them with macaroni cheese, or mashed potato and peas. Or fries. On fish burgers, fish tacos. Shall I stop now?
MAdame Ex! Oh sug Nooooo nooooooooo.
Be good to your clit, and it will be good to you! ;)
Would you like to join our group of Mavericks?
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Clarisse, I'll bring my driver with the oversized head! If SB shows up, I'll bust out my sand wedge!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Need a damn edit button on here, grrrr.
HE CAN RIP OFF MY CLIT!
Beckham cant rip my clit off with those fucked up teeth, that man is hotness personified.
I love you Beckers.
Dr D.,
Hmmm...no duffers on the course mate.
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
Submitted by Salem13 on October 16, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Man I LOVE fishsticks! Its the only fish I eat besides sushi and canned tuna other than that yuck.
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I've never eaten a fish stick. What do you eat them with? Tartar sauce? And what brand do you buy?
Are they greasy?
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BOO!
Someone needs to tell Fishsticks that the single process blond look is over
Man I LOVE fishsticks! Its the only fish I eat besides sushi and canned tuna other than that yuck.
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by luckycharms on October 16, 2008 - 5:10pm.
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In the good ol' US of A.
Why can't they make fish stick with REAL FISH?
He's starting to not look too good there. What is with his hair - seriously?
And what is with fishy? That outfit is just horribly ugly with her flat, low-hanging tits... And her tits were that way before her two kids sucked any life out of them... Ugly, ugly low-hanging tits...
Submitted by Euphoria on October 16, 2008 - 4:58pm
In the south of what. Just curious.
SB, you've invoked my Kryptonite! I recoil in horror!!! I beg mercy!
LoLo- I've got to admit I sorta dig watching dudes go fish fisting! I just went fishing a few days ago, but nothing got fisted! Shoulda smoked more to fight the yarl session, but perhaps it was for the better!
Clarisse- oh, a three stroke course is just par for me! And I'm glad you snapped out of your Metronesia! Besides, you'd get a case of Vadge-itis and a pair of fully functioning testes would drop from you vaganus region. Then yaftermarket bolt ons would be added to your rack and you would be forced to get the haircut of a 12 year old boy kept by some creepy dude named Chester, who hands out condoms on Halloween!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 5:02pm.
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It was in a college town. It was on the drive-thru menu. They had to take it down. There was all manner of questionable fluids left on the signage!
finger bang, thats just funny!
The slaw i believe is in Jodi Marshes panties!
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Submitted by Euphoria on October 16, 2008 - 4:58pm.
There was a restaurant in the south that sold...I swear...a finger quickie! It was on the fucking menu!
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LOLOL
did it come with a side of slaw?
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BOO!
Euphoria!!!
A finger quickie!?!?! I'll take three and one to go!
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
Dr. D! I was once so hung over that the tv remotes had fallin on the floor and i was afraid i would puke if i moved to get it so i just left in on the ground and went into a bong coma to recover.
When i woke up a fishing show was on.
This beefy fella was having quite a struggle pulling in a big ole fish.
He was huffin and puffin and it sounded like sex noises ( thats what woke me up btw)
He finally pulled that ugly fish out of the water and yelled, " WHEEEEEEEEE BOY! Now if this fish doesnt get you excited you are not a real man. I tell you what!"
And his fishin buddies agreed with him.
I laughed so hard i did end up puking!
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There was a restaurant in the south that sold...I swear...a finger quickie! It was on the fucking menu!
Dr. D.,
Oh all right, but that makes your job 3x's as hard.
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
LoLo, we seriously had a Master Baiter's tackle store here in Az for a few years! I think they made more $ from shirts than their masterful baiting skills!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Ya know his toofs aint that busted for a britface....
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
And Clarisse, please no sammies with those dudes for you! They both bang evil robots! And friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dr.D, this here is a Sea Monkey.
It has no nutritional value but tastes delicious.
She is the master of all bait!
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 16, 2008 - 4:46pm.
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Yeah, they were totally made from mashed fish lips and assholes.
Dr D, Stop it! I love a good fish finger supper and I don't want to be turned off.
I have two words for you:
PEANUT BUTTER
LoLo, is that one of those Sea-man Monkey krill beotches on yer avie?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by luckycharms on October 16, 2008 - 4:44pm.
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I hate you for putting the visual of buffalo tenders with bleu cheese in my mind when I can't go get them right now! (just kidding) *calling courier to see if they deliver buffalo tenders with bleu cheese*
Submitted by NecieB on October 16, 2008 - 4:38pm.
MK, you should write a ghetto cookbook. You always have such innovative ways to take a $2 meal and turn it into something a homeless person would turn down. XOXO
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This is true!
I often purchase fundraising church made cookbooks just to be appalled, so I can say I'd buy his.
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BOO!
*blushes*
Clarissssssseeeee!
And to think in 6th grade i was the only kid not to get a made up award from that bitch Miss Mingus!
TAKE THAT MINGUS!
Im a maverick now!
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Is the 2nd act warming up? I'm so blissfully clueless and need an escape!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Tristram on October 16, 2008 - 4:31pm.
They're made with omega-3 fish oils? Just like real fish?
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haha you caught that too eh?
'with added fish'!
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*.........Gurgle......*
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Euphoria, perhaps it was the nice air tight box they came in! They looked like Frosty the Snowman peen- made with yellow snow!
And SB, only the top of the food chain meats for us up here, except for the good stuff like mystery meat hot dogs! I imagine the fish finger/sticks made from left over fish lips, guts, and no no holes that we export might not be as tasty! Chewy, but not as tasty......
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
LoLo!
"masterbatory mavericks activate!"
Bwhahahahah!!!
Dr. Destructo,
Behold who started the masterbatin mavericks!!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
God, I hate fish and seafood in general. That picture got my appetite flowing because it looked like a pile of fried cheese. I'm going up to Applebee's now for a plate of hot boneless buffalo tenders with blue cheese dip and some fried cheese with marinara sauce on the side.
Submitted by NecieB on October 16, 2008 - 4:38pm.
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Your statement just reminded me of the worst cookbook I've ever seen. It was a Roadkill Cookbook and it was meant more as a joke (I think!) than an actual cookbook. It made me want to hurl on the spot and NO I didn't buy it.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 16, 2008 - 4:36pm.
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OMG, I remember that freezer-burned-fish taste from my childhood, too! ACK! What is it about fishsticks that make them freezer burn so easily and taste like ass? Anywho, I swear by the free range, special grain-fed chickens who bear those wonderful eggs that are so good for you!
masterbatory mavericks activate!
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Yummmmm! I love fat acid!!!!!!!
*listens to pink floyd and draws on the walls*
EWwwwwwww you know what i hate?
The smell of my feet since i took my shoes off and working for a living!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Sandbitch, that's just silly. Everyone knows that fish don't have fingers.
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Ah, I forgot. England ate all the fingers. They get first dibs on everything. Fish fingers, america, canada, australia...
Masturbating Mavericks? WTF? Sounds like a good floor show! Crap!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
MK, you should write a ghetto cookbook. You always have such innovative ways to take a $2 meal and turn it into something a homeless person would turn down. XOXO
Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Sandbitch, that's just silly. Everyone knows that fish don't have fingers.
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nor do they speak softly and carry a big stick
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Euphoria, didn't know that? I was just traumatized because I learn my 1st concept of freezer burn as a child when I ate a box I chipped out of the back of the freezer. Trauma. Stomach pains. Haven't touched fish sticks since then! Thought they were just fish flavored artery cloggers.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Oh man, now I want fish sticks. I haven't had those things in AGES! They taste so yummy if you forget about them and cook them an extra 5-8 minutes so they are extra crispy. Yes, I am a GREAT cook, thank you!
Sandbitch, that's just silly. Everyone knows that fish don't have fingers.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Mmm, fishsticks! They are awesome when baked in the oven then dipped in some tarter sauce. You know what else is good...corn dogs...don't hate!
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