Becks & Fishsticks
This is not right. A big pile of fish sticks and the biggest one of them all is nowhere to be seen? If you're going to get a bitch to promote fish sticks, there's only ho you should ask. Those shady fish sticks lying on that plate are two-faced bitches. How dare they betray their queen. I feel bad for her.
Anyfishy, David Beckham was at Wembley Stadium in London today to promote a new line of healthier frozen shit called GO3. The shit is supposed to be good for you because it's made with omega-3 fish oil. The line will carry fried fish dicks, pasta and other crap.
I'm no health freak, nor do I pretend to be, but fish sticks aren't the healthiest thing around. Right? If they are, then I should eat more of those things, because they taste delicious. Shut the hell up! They do! Put a couple of fish sticks in a corn tortilla, nuke that shit, squeeze some mayo on it and you have yourself a delicious ghetto fish taco.
Here's more of Becks, his busted teeth and a bunch of kids at Wembley today. I also threw in some pictures of Fishsticks Paltrow looking weepy on the streets of London yesterday. She must know about the betrayal.
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Like, OMGs! Had to reply to this even though it's really old...in November 3 issue of Life & Style (don't you judge me, it had Angie Jo on the cover and was in my bag before I knew what happened) page 13 there's a pic of Becks's fishsticks right next to Fishsticks herself! And little Moses Fish looking like a little of his Daddy and Bono's doucheyness has rubbed off...nooooo!
But you already knew that, as being fully fledged Brangaloonies you will have already bought every magazine with her glorious face on it. I heard they're planning to repaint the Mona Lisa and every pic of Jesus and Mary with her wondrous face, and generations from now children will celebrate the festival of Angie.
I need to sleep more.
With all his money can't he fix those fangs?
Snowpiece!
Right! I love the taste onions give food when you cook with them, but cannot stomach the texture!
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He was said to be invited to an interview with his wife by a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^. That sounds crazy!
I take omegas so you won't see me eating this crap.
Fishsticks, healthy, really? I haven't had them since I was really really litle. I never liked them. You really had to smother them in some ketchup to get me to eat them and my mum used to serve them with those damn crinkle cut fries. Ugh I hate crinkle fries.
Kp, he calls her Fishsticks because she's long, blonde, and bland.
Can someone please tell me why Mk calls Gwenyth Paltrow fishsticks?
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Trust the Gorton's Fisherman...
Damn. His tittays are no joke.--MK on Davy Jones
There is nothing better than hot, crispy fishsticks, but the fish oil...I heard that it makes your body smell...fishy.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Becks' willingness to man-whore himself out for anything as stupid as fish sticks is drastically reducing what's left of his hot factor. This is how the downhill slide on the slippery slope of has-been begins. Meh.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on October 16, 2008 - 8:03pm.
May I ask is there anything this bufoon will not plug?
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I would say something about butts, but that would be wrong. :)
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May I ask is there anything this bufoon will not plug?
I mean, he plugs Sharpies, clothes, cologne, and now fish sticks?
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CLARISSEY I hope you are still here, because I LURV you, you are just like me, I am so with you on the textures, I can't eat bananas, avocados, so many things due to the texture...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Clarisse - the raw fish really has no flavor. For me it's the texture that gets me, when I start thinking about it.
Maybe get a little buzz going first. LOL.
A California roll is pure veggie. Depending on the place it's either going to be artificial crab, cucumber and avo wrapped in rice or another cooked seafood with cucumber and avo.
They are YUMMMMY!
Soy sauce with wasabi is a must!
He is all kinds of yum!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Becks is fug.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Alright. That's two votes for the California roll. MAYBE i'll try it next time.
M.E.
Textures are what freak me out! I hate weird textures!
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
Submitted by Euphoria on October 16, 2008 - 6:00pm.
He said he thought the sushi was good but that was the hottest damn guacamole he had ever eaten!
My mom (a white-bread rube) did that about 20 years ago. We were chowing down on fresh bluefin tuna, not paying attention, when we heard sputtering sounds. She had eaten a teaspoon or more of pure wasabi. Her face was red and her eyes were watering as she gasped, holding her throat, "What was that green stuff?" We of course politely fell to the floor, holding our sides.
Euphoria, I know, I'm craving it now. LOL. My MIL gets it 2x a year for us on family gatherings. I need to call that bitch and have her hook me up!
Clarisse - I'm still technically a sushi virgin because I'll chose the cooked rolls over the raw ones, I can only do a couple bites of raw before I weird myself out.
Start off small. I started with California rolls, and tempura rolls.
One I can do is called a Takara roll here, it's yellow tail tuna, spicy mayo, cucumber and avo rolled in rice, so it's just a little hunk of raw, surrounded by all that other flavor.
Tuna has the least fish "smell" or "taste"
It all comes down to texture
Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Euphoria,
I cannot do it. I don't eat prepared fish as a rule and just cannot fathom raw.
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You're not alone.
I live near a salmon spawning ground. 'nuff said.
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BOO!
I'll bet there's Olestra init. That's why it's named GO3. Because it makes you GO #3, as in not pee, not poop, your colon just fucking explodes.
Submitted by M.E. on October 16, 2008 - 6:13pm.
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Sounds incredible. I need to place an order STAT! LOL!
Clarisse, start with a California roll and work your way up from there. I love sashimi...pure, velvety, raw fish. You just have to get past the word "raw" in your mind.
Stocky, ♥
There is a chinese place about 45 minutes from me, they make their chinese chicken salad with hot mustard as the dressing!
OMFGGGGGGGGGGG! To. Die. For.
But you need extra napkins for your nose. LOL.
Submitted by M.E. on October 16, 2008 - 6:00pm.
Wasabi and hot mustard, two of my most favorite things. Self torture really. I abuse them both.
Oh yea!!!
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Clarisse, I have an Ed update for ya ;-)
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Poor Salem13, that will clean your sinuses out for sure.
Euphoria - same here with the spring rolls. My eyes will be watering, I'll be sweating, my nose starts running. LOL. I LOVE IT!
Oh, and the hot oil at the Chinese restaurants. OMG. Gotta have it. Pour it all over my Kung Pao.
*salivates*
But Clarisse, it's sooooo good! Not bait. It's a little bite of heaven!
Euphoria:
I put a dab on mine stuck in my mouth, chewed and inhaled it threw my nose, that shit cleared my sinuses. I tried to clear my burning throat with SODA! I'm a dumbass
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Go Phillies!
Gortons has a really good flakey breaded fish fillet.
But you can't microwave it! It gets soggy, either oven or toaster oven.
M.E....I know, guacamole! I about peed my pants when she told me!
Oh, and I'm a sucker for the hot stuff, like you. I HAVE to have hot mustard with my spring rolls. I sit there eating them with relish while tears stream down my face. I'm a masochist!
Dr. D.,
Not above a little grounds maintenance! DULY NOTED!
RE: Sushi. Mrs. Kravitz puts is the best. "Why eat bait?"
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
Euphoria - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Guacamole! HAAHAHAHAHAHH!
OMG! That is hilarious!
TITS:
I'm not much of a brand/label whore I usally get whatever is cheap LOL. But I would go with Gorton's they have a pretty big selection.
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Go Phillies!
Wasabi and hot mustard, two of my most favorite things. Self torture really. I abuse them both.
Salem13, I usually take a bit of wasabi and blend it into my soy sauce for dipping. And I LOVE hot sake with my sushi!
True story. A friend of mine took her cousin from Texas to a sushi restaurant. He had never tried sushi before. After dinner she asked him how he liked it. He said he thought the sushi was good but that was the hottest damn guacamole he had ever eaten! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (He had scooped up a big glob of wasabi, then tried to wash it down with water...he didn't say anything at first because he didn't want to look like a wuss!)
Sushi? Wasabi?
*pulls up chair*
*breaks out chop sticks*
Submitted by Salem13 on October 16, 2008 - 5:51pm.
what brand? ( i hate fish, so this is a big step for me)
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BOO!
Clarisse, I enjoy a leisurely game of hide the white balls! I love stroking it multiple times in new and exciting holes! Getting to play them multiple times is a bonus as long as the course owner is happy with it! I'm careful about digging divots where it's not encouraged to take place. Hell, I'll even trim carefully trim the greens myself if needed!
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Euphoria:
Do you like wasabi paste with it? I made a VERY big mistake the first time I tried it....never again the soda to watch it down with didn't help either LOL.
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Go Phillies!
TITS:
Yes tartar sauce and ketchup! I put mine in the oven (or toaster oven) less greasy.
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by Salem13 on October 16, 2008 - 5:19pm.
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I don't do fishsticks anymore, but SUSHI...I could eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner...yummmmm.
Submitted by luckycharms on October 16, 2008 - 5:35pm.
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Goodness, gracious, fiddle-dee-dee, I ah-um a Southuhn belle. *said in my best Scarlet O'hara voice* I will have to take a look at that book. And we serve our iced tea sweet, just like us! *wink* Ya'll come back now, ya, he-ah! ☺
Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Ok Dr. Destructo,
Few more course rules...
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wow. i remember seeing a that joke on a fax. back before the internets.
pfft golfers.
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BOO!
Ok Dr. Destructo,
Few more course rules...
1. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes.
2. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course.
3. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission to play the back nine.
4. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the owners request.
5. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
LoLo!!
We should have T-Shirts made!!!!
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
Submitted by luckycharms on October 16, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Southern Mavericks in the HOUSE!!!!!
There are a bunch of fine Southern women on D-listed! Im southern but im not fine, im quite silly!
Night yall!
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Submitted by Euphoria on October 16, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on October 16, 2008 - 5:10pm.
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In the good ol' US of A.
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