Thursday, October 16th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

That poor mic has no idea what's about to happen to it - IDLYITW

Naked tennis lessons with Andy Roddick for $15k! - Towleroad

Sweaty George Clooney in Puerto Rico - Popsugar

Traci Bingham is a natural beauty - Hollywood Tuna

Zachary Quinto's amazing eyebrow action on EW - Just Jared

Ceiling Eyes gets dunked by Ellen (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Stacy Keibler is technically topless - Egotastic!

Alien Posh lands in Germany - Lainey Gossip

Guy Ritchie thinks Vadge is obsessed with herself. In other news, I ate a bowl of soup - Hollywood Rag

Full of fugly: knuckle tattoos - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


dramaqueen365247's picture

Mrs. K: You are a true BAMF! By the way, I just got your message. Nobody ever messages me, so I never check it. So sorry.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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parissucksliterally's picture

Lory, who's Penny?

Farrah, "Moshe's Angels" would be fucking hilarious!

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Emeriesan's picture

Uvula: I had exactly the same thought. Donatellitis!

"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

snowpiece's picture

Mrs K, I found out where I can get those ruguleh (sp) but I am too poor to buy anything but ramen noodles right now, at least I have a goal! something to work for, LOL
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Lory's picture

Submitted by sienna miller on October 16, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I just a PENNY vibe all of a sudden

she's like bloody mary, you know what i mean? she'll come if you chant her name
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Should I sit in front of a mirror? I miss her crazy ass. LOL
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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

snowpiece and drama

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

that shit don't roll on the "D"

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

snowpiece's picture

Farrah I don't think it can be JB because he (indiandude) said gay sex is disgusting, LOL
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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 16, 2008 - 4:12pm.

Owww! You hit me in the eyeball! Did you share your pompoms with Christina so she could make that wig?

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yes, me and her we are likethis

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

Farrah's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on October 16, 2008 - 3:58pm.

are you sure it's not just Jimmy Boca?? lol!
do he have a troll? like in the old times?? i'll be sure to talk to the "higher power" about that ass.

@PSL & Mrs K: then we should become something like "Moshe's Angels" omg, even i can't picture that, lol!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 4:08pm.

YEA! That's the spirit!!!
Sugaroo Sugaroo she's our woman, if she can't do it nobody can

*flailing pompoms*

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Owww! You hit me in the eyeball! Did you share your pompoms with Christina so she could make that wig?

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snowpiece's picture

I know drama, like we were all gonna agree with him or something, LOL ♥♥♥
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dramaqueen365247's picture

Snowy: I reported too. What a weirdo! Posting at such odd intervals, & everything I saw was bigoted or racist.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 16, 2008 - 4:06pm.

YEA! That's the spirit!!!
Sugaroo Sugaroo she's our woman, if she can't do it nobody can

*flailing pompoms*
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

snowpiece's picture

thanks Clarisse, ugh!
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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

PSL♥
if that shiksa comes near me I'll smack her so hard her whole family will cry.

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 4:01pm.

I am? *scratches head* Okay, well, when I first saw that picture of her I thought it was my grandmother after her daily round of meds. Is that what yer lookin' fer? :-)

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Clarisse's picture

snowpiece,
Reported.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Hi MrsK! I'll bet you are glad to know you are safe from Ceiling Eyes.....heehee

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on October 16, 2008 - 3:45pm.

You're missing the point.:)

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

snowpiece's picture

people: pls report this pig indiansfred in the caption thread, thanks
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Oxygen's picture

Gawd....Bat Boy needs to stop sucking all the blood from Xtina. She's looking drained.

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Happy Halloweeny

F-U's picture

Lousy in bed filthy tramps make Me hurl :)"Mr. Zoolu!. . "

parissucksliterally's picture

Farrah, her superpowers can't harm us though....Jewesses are like Kryptonite to Ceiling Eyes....heehee

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But Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel
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sienna miller's picture

I just a PENNY vibe all of a sudden

she's like bloody mary, you know what i mean? she'll come if you chant her name

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Lory's picture

SIENNERS!!! It's been kinda cold down here! Can you believe that shit? LOL. On January I might be going heading again! Woot! _______________________________________________
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Lory's picture

Btw Sienna, did you just see Penny? Where? what? how?
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sienna miller's picture

LORY? wassssup in the southern hemi, grrl?

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Lory's picture

SIENNA?
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Farrah's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 16, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Farrah! Ceiling Eyes is quite powerful...she is bringing back old posters! (you know what I mean)
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bwahahaha!!! yes!! i believe her powers are far mightier than we first thought. Bitch is some kind of super hero. She's probably able to kill people with her eyes. Well, people way up in the sky, like, say, window cleaners, etc.
And damn, divorce is doing a body good on the Ritchie side. He's only 40?
I can't believe Vadge was even aware there was someone else in the room except for her and Lourdes' unibrow (Lourdes herself is probably not allowed in her Vadgesty's room)

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

ME- Looks a bit like her, doesn't she?

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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

snowpiece's picture

KD have you seen those new V8 soups? they look yummy!
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M.E.'s picture

Uvula - LMFAO!

parissucksliterally's picture

Sugaroo, I love Xtina. But this look is NOT working for her. It ages her, and is not pretty.

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But Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel
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KD's picture

Soup sounds really good right now. I am so cold. My feet have been like blocks of ice since I left home this morning.

M.E.'s picture

I can't open any more links so, I have nothing else to comment on.

That color lipstick is atrocious.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Submitted by M.E. on October 16, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Did Xtina do something to her face? She just doens't look the same.
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I think she licked Donatella Versace and caught whatever she has!

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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

KD's picture

Christina, I totally know the feeling.

M.E.'s picture

Did Xtina do something to her face? She just doens't look the same.

Hey horz!

Sugaroo's picture

I like Christina. I know people think she looks odd and acts like a diva, but when all is said and done, no one today can touch her in the vocals department.

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sienna miller's picture

PENNY?

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Green Is Good's picture

Additonal:

My god, the above pic of is UNFLATTERING.

Nanners's picture

MK EATS SOUP??!!?!!

What kind? Does he crumble crackers in it or does he have a roll instead?! I can't wait until the next issue of People.

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Green Is Good's picture

What happened to Christina?!

Will somebody tell her it doesn't matter how BIG her tits are, her scary clown drag-queen face is truly frightening.

On the upside, it's Halloween season. She'll be the bestest costume in the Village, NY.

Salem13's picture

Dear God, that popsugar website is awful. I can't believe people read that shit on a daily basis, I'm all for unicorns and cotton candy but....damn.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Farrah! Ceiling Eyes is quite powerful...she is bringing back old posters! (you know what I mean)

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But Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel
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Farrah's picture

ok, PSL, i KNOW you're doing it on purpose! this is the fucking THIRD day in a row and Ceiling Eyes is still alive! like Jimmy Boca would say, get your fat ass out of your wheelchair and crush her between your fat thighs, dammit!

@Deb: honey, i'm so sorry.
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xxyxz's picture

It looks like she had some bad work done to her face!!!!!
what happened to her?!

all right. we have to assemble our makeup kits and do a makeup intervention on christina. between us all we should have about 9,000 shades of lipstick alone. surely we will be able to find a bright shade that is stylish AND flattering. peeps with hair experience... we'll need you, too. just remember, we're doing it for dreamy (and we're staying at her house). :)

parissucksliterally's picture

I'd still fuck the shit out of George....even sweaty, and with a cheesy moustache.

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But Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel
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DebFrmHell's picture

The tranny bar business has exploded on tues night with the Xtina impersonators.

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