Thursday, October 16th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
That poor mic has no idea what's about to happen to it - IDLYITW
Naked tennis lessons with Andy Roddick for $15k! - Towleroad
Sweaty George Clooney in Puerto Rico - Popsugar
Traci Bingham is a natural beauty - Hollywood Tuna
Zachary Quinto's amazing eyebrow action on EW - Just Jared
Ceiling Eyes gets dunked by Ellen (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Stacy Keibler is technically topless - Egotastic!
Alien Posh lands in Germany - Lainey Gossip
Guy Ritchie thinks Vadge is obsessed with herself. In other news, I ate a bowl of soup - Hollywood Rag
Full of fugly: knuckle tattoos - Cityrag
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Batboy sucked the hot right out of this ho
Xina looks horrible! her fake boobs are terrifying!
she does look like donatella versace here!
I enjoy her music. It's a big surprise that she has joined ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ and start her journey to new love. I believe ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ is the right place
for this talent girl.
The Hell? This shit is getting ridiculous. Christina girl what the hell is wrong with ya?. She looks like shes going through some things. *smdh*
YIKES! I thought it was Donatella for a second! Xtina does NOT look good.
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I'm taking over!
Wow. Linda Hogan looks hot with a mic.
But I thought Brooke was the vocalist in the fam.
Who knew?
Damn. His tittays are no joke.--MK on Davy Jones
Submitted by lilie on October 16, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Christina looks like one of the Muppets, the blond who plays the guitar in the band.
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Christina looks like Janice? Heavens no! That muppet was sexy. =)
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
MRS. K! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE EVIL TITS!! It's bad ass mother fucker!!!!!
Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 16, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Mrs. K: You are a true BAMF!
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big assed mother fucker?
that's not nice.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Christina looks like one of the Muppets, the blond who plays the guitar in the band.
Christina's look is so wrong,its really ugly.That wig is so ridiculous looking!
Posh looks great again,she def knows how to work it!
Guy is lucky to be rid of the fug known as Madonna,she is a joke to most these days.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I thought that was the Hogan mommy..
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Deb on October 16, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Mrs. K! Is that from a musical or something you just came up with?
Can I shake up the seltzer first?
Aw, sweet sweet Deb.
I never come up with ANYTHING.
It's all stolen material.
From The Mary Tyler Moose Show:
Chuckles the Clown: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
though they may have gotten it from someplace else.
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A little place called VAUDEVILLE MAYBE?
You're not really jewish are you?
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BOO!
Submitted by Deb on October 16, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Mrs. K! Is that from a musical or something you just came up with?
Can I shake up the seltzer first?
Aw, sweet sweet Deb.
I never come up with ANYTHING.
It's all stolen material.
From The Mary Tyler Moose Show:
Chuckles the Clown: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
though they may have gotten it from someplace else.
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune
Mrs. K! Is that from a musical or something you just came up with?
Can I shake up the seltzer first?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on October 16, 2008 - 6:21pm.
a little song
a little dance
a little seltzer down your pants
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune
Submitted by Hekki on October 16, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Thanks Hekki. I do too!
to hell with Vadge & Guy, what's the deal with your frenemy and her hub? Dirt, please!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 16, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Nice kittehs!
Love black cats. Remember to keep them inside this time of year! :(
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BOO!
I get the feeling that Guy really didn't want little David because he saw that his marriage was crumbling
Madonna has always seemed like such a sweet, down to earth person. What a shock to hear that she's self centered. I just can't believe it.
This does not even look like her. I suppose it is due to singing. But honestly this straw wig or fried hair and another equally harsh lipstick are horrid. She looks like an ugly painted on doll. Freaggin scary!
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Wow - looking at that pic I thought, oh no, Linda Hogan is launching her singing career....
Submitted by Deb: One of my mom's favorite sayings is "song and dance". As in, "Get in the house, and don't make a big song and dance about it!"
Aw, I like your mom!
And seriously, didn't Guy Ritchie know what he was getting into? Anyone with eyes knows what Madonna's like. Sheesh. Love is truly truly blind. I can't wait for my frenemy's husband to see the light. It's gonna be like a lightning bolt smacking his big dumb head.
Oh poor Xtina, I was just praising you in your Pucci the other day and now this pic. GASP, girl calm down with Dr. 90210. Puhleeze for all that is kind in this lovely world. (*throwing up*)
“I just wanted a regular husband and wife thing. But it was always a great
song and dance just to do ordinary stuff.
Guy Ritchie
One of my mom's favorite sayings is "song and dance". As in, "Get in the house, and don't make a big song and dance about it!"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
why is xtina trying to be like lady gaga... she's totally copying her style (gaga's)
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 16, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Well it IS monopoly time...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 4:49pm.
No fucking way!
I refuse to believe it.
There is no way that MK eats soup!
I just can't believe it.
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caught that too, thought it was the site not mk.
that being said, campbells does make a cheddar cheese soup/gravy.... i could also see him eating chicken with stars hahahahaha
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BOO!
Christina is looking more and more like Donatella Versace every day! Which is a shame, because she's pretty when she doesn't have loads of tranny makeup on.
Seriously, I asked this the other day in the Pucci shirt post...
What kind of post-baby facial work has she had done? It can't just be the bangs - she looks so diff!
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No fucking way!
I refuse to believe it.
There is no way that MK eats soup!
I just can't believe it.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Mrs K.,
Feelin froggie today!! Did Pudge wake you up the "good" way this mornin??
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Pudge wakes me up the "good" way every morning.
With a pot of java and a dozen donutz!
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Stoney on October 16, 2008 - 4:28pm.
What up bitches!
*nurses hangover*
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Here Stoney, have a fish finger dipped in tartare sauce...it'll make you feel better.
Best cure for a hangover is a large McDonald's fries IMO. Hot, greasy, salty, thank you.
Mrs K.,
Feelin froggie today!! Did Pudge wake you up the "good" way this mornin??
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 4:38pm.
grab bag? or grab ASS?
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both, you bad ass mutha fucka
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 4:23pm.
and I'll tell you somethiung else. He is sooooooooooo not invited to my latke and grab bag party.
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grab bag? or grab ASS?
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BOO!
Christina is looking weirder with each passing day
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 16, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Mrs. K: You are a true BAMF!
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big assed mother fucker?
that's not nice.
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BOO!
SNOWPIECE!!!!!!!!
check your PM
s'il vous plait
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Lory on October 16, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Btw Sienna, did you just see Penny? Where? what? how?
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oh migaw
stop acting like you didn't know it was MEEEE
seriously, it couldn't be more obvious
What up bitches!
*nurses hangover*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Sienna! You didn't get no damn Penny vibe. I said hi to you in another thread.
Hey Lory!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 4:15pm.
snowpiece and drama
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
that shit don't roll on the "D"
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Wow. Good work, girlies! I can't even find the ass that started this.
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Lean Like a Chola
That is soooo not a good pic. Also about the hair - NOT a wig, that's her actual hair.
Christina, I love you, but purple lippy? really> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
But gay sex IS disgusting!!!
SO KIDDING!
I am voting in favor of Gay Marriage....
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But Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel
-Jack Johnson
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 16, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Oh dear. I may have been a tad mean, I fear. I basically verbally kicked that idiot in his rear.
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keep up the good work!
and I'll tell you somethiung else. He is sooooooooooo not invited to my latke and grab bag party.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
drama--I remember sending you a message but fuck if I can remember what it was about.
snowpiece--they are worth every fuckin' penny
I have potty mouth today
hee
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 16, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Farrah I don't think it can be JB because he (indiandude) said gay sex is disgusting, LOL
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thanks a lot. My early evening coffee is all over the puter screen. LMFAO!!
I reported his stupid ass already.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 4:15pm.
snowpiece and drama
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
that shit don't roll on the "D"
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Oh dear. I may have been a tad mean, I fear. I basically verbally kicked that idiot in his rear.
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Like a toilet, the government should be flushed after each use. - Jeffry R. Fisher
I miss her too :(
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK