Robert Pattinson Has Magical Hair
Robert Pattinson is one of the stars in that "Twilight" movie. I only know this because a few crazy fangirls have sent me e-mails filled with CAPS and lots of exclamation points demanding that I spread the word about their new god. A god with magical hair. I'm not even sure what his face looks like because my eyes are hypnotized by the unicorn forest on top of his head.
Oh, how I want to frolic naked through his hair. I want to have a picnic lunch on top of his scalp before taking a nap on the top of one of his strands. I won't have to worry about anything hurting me, because nothing gets past his wondrous jungle. He's tried to cut it in the past, but the scissors break whenever they touch one of his precious hairs. And when he takes a shower, the water beads bounce off his mop. His hair will outlive us all.
Here's a few more of the magical forest and its owner at the Los Angeles premiere of "Sex Drive" last night.
Wenn, Wireimage
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Awww he looks like a lil emo wishing troll doll...so cute..
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
He's got coke eyes.
LOL at the tag, "Magical Forest."
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by 2Di4 on October 16, 2008 - 1:15pm.
LOOOOOOOOOL!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Mmm i love this man, probably because he always looks a tad drunk.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Ceiling Eyes twin brother
He was only hot in GOF.
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by 2Di4 on October 16, 2008 - 1:15pm.
hugh grant did that look better in his mugshot.
LMAO! tru!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
In the third thumbnail, he looks a lot like Jude Law but with hair.
is that his "come hither" look?
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
hugh grant did that look better in his mugshot.
he always looks high as a kite
My first instinct is that this is someone who desperately needs a good bitchslapping, and that he probably likes the peen. First instincts don't lie.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Pam Andersons third arm in the side bar over there did his hair.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"All the power in the world resides in the eyes, fella."
That said...Nice hair! He can pull off a passible American accent though!
This bloke is also trying to pull an Ed Westwick and be an actor by day and a rock star by night...
I know way too much about this little twink.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Thank you Princesaja..now the song "warewolves of London" is stuck in my head!
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He looks like he should be in a porn staring "Dildo Baggins"
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He looks like an idiot. Damn, he's pale!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
i want to grab a hold of his hair and screw his brains out.
he looks like the type to howl when he comes, though.
SO NOT HOT
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Look, ma! I stuck my finger in a light socket and now I'm going to Disneyworld!
Dude gives porcupines a bad name.
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