Robert Pattinson Has Magical Hair
Robert Pattinson is one of the stars in that "Twilight" movie. I only know this because a few crazy fangirls have sent me e-mails filled with CAPS and lots of exclamation points demanding that I spread the word about their new god. A god with magical hair. I'm not even sure what his face looks like because my eyes are hypnotized by the unicorn forest on top of his head.
Oh, how I want to frolic naked through his hair. I want to have a picnic lunch on top of his scalp before taking a nap on the top of one of his strands. I won't have to worry about anything hurting me, because nothing gets past his wondrous jungle. He's tried to cut it in the past, but the scissors break whenever they touch one of his precious hairs. And when he takes a shower, the water beads bounce off his mop. His hair will outlive us all.
Here's a few more of the magical forest and its owner at the Los Angeles premiere of "Sex Drive" last night.
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He's definitely hot. He's like the follicle love child of John Taylor and Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran. That works for me. And he was a hot bitch in Harry Potter 4, wielding his giant qudditch stick all around Hogwarts and making the girls gasp.
I love this man simply because he defies the "teeny-bopper" standard.
He shows up to award shows like he just rolled out of bed, is always high as a kite, and basically doesn't seem to give a fuck.
It's sexy as hell.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Hee hee... Very cute Mrs. K!
He's scary and hot at the same time.
a little dab'll do ya.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by pompom on October 16, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Yes! I'll be the one in black!
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hahahahahahahaha
OK, that reminds me of a joke I heard.
So Joey Bishop invites Sammy Davis Jr join him at to his shul on Rosh Hashanah and Sammy says, "How will you know where I'm sitting?"
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Edward! a little dunky poo???how does his hair do thaat?? Twilit, ;)
He has a little sumthin goin' on but, damn, he's working so hard at it!
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on October 16, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Really?!?! This guy is considered hot?
Yeah, I don't get it, either.
More to the point, however, are you getting any vibes off him that remind you of yourself?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Yes! I'll be the one in black!
Nope. He does nothing for me.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
clarisse-
that's really funny, because i could very well end up there! i'm in shaker.... we've got our own crazy bitches here but they're usually in heinens!!!
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Those eyes, especially in the thumbnails, are damned scary. Something ain't quite right, there.
Hey pompom - another Canadian! I'm keeping track on a notepad. As a long-time lurker, I'd figured out some but, obviously, not all. I'm also discovering who some dudes are (whom I thought were slutz). :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
the_original_shortright!
Ok! Just be careful if you are in Walgreens in Maple Hts and you have to walk between the papertowels and a little white guy wearing a brown leather jacket!!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by pompom on October 16, 2008 - 2:26pm.
I will comne down to the Showbox on 11/8 and stalk you, 'K?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
it looks dirty, greasy... probably smelly too...
yucky or yummy, depending on your bent...
(me? = fuckin-yuck!)
p.s. i'm 23 and i was taught to hold open doors, say excuse me at the store and to be nice to those older than me. those younger than me (unless disabled) can fuck themselves.
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
he might be a stoner, and his hair might look like a mess - but i'd do him. twice. maybe more.
i thought he was hot in hp:gof and the stills from twilight he's even hotter. in person he looks a bit disheveled, but i can get over that REALLY easily.
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
Really?!?! This guy is considered hot?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Yes yes yes! These are fabulous places indeed. Me lurves them too. I can't wait to enjoy Seattle's delicious snax & treetz. Your city is a paradise!
LOOZER!!! *swoons*
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Not hot at all. That gaze of his is creepy! He looks like he could be a serial rapist.
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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.
I just noticed the "Magical Forest" tag. Soooo wrong MK. So wrong. LMAO.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by pompom on October 16, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Me lives cross-border from the beauteous WA state. In Vancouver. Close, perhaps?
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I was in Vancouver last weekend!
Me lurves "The Drive."
especially
The First Ravioli Store and Fratelli Bakery.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
This guy gave me THE tingle
I'd like to pull on that hair while he's down...shit. I stop now
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Loozer and GIG, I think I had every one of them plastered on my bedroom walls. The posters, not the men. I WISH! :-)
Mrk. K., ♥
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You're never too old to become younger.
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For a quick minute, I thought Pete Dreamboat Doherty had cleaned up.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Julie, Julie, Julie Do Ya Love Me? Julie, Julie, Julie Do ya Care?
Julie, Julie are you thinking of me? Julie, Julie will you still be there?
http://www.nndb.com/people/491/000024419/bobby-sherman-4-sized.jpg
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
@ Clarisse lmao...My parents taught me the same and I got the same reaction from a lady that got all pissy because she was not on my way!! (I got the neck roll or whatever you call the Oh no she didn't neck movement)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Me lives cross-border from the beauteous WA state. In Vancouver. Close, perhaps?
LMAO Jilly Poo!!!!
:)
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Clarisse, i ALWAYS say excuse me in situations like yours. Now i might think twice!
And Lolo, if you find me making sweet love to Robert Pattinson in your yard, don't stop me. Any other time, you can yell obscenities, throw things, sick the dogs on me, etc. Just not during sexy times!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Enjoy it while you have it Billy Zane
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by pompom on October 16, 2008 - 1:52pm.
I'm seeing him next month in Seattle. Must.not.swoon....
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are we neighbors perhaps?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 1:56pm.
He's no Bobby Sherman.
word♥
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Team Edward! if you want more Rob, check out this interview.
If he sees me in public...
he better run!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 1:56pm.
He's no Bobby Sherman.
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How about the young Elvis? The black leather-wearing Elvis. Tasty!
Clarisse:
I agree alot of my peers are rude and disrespectful! People forget first impressions are everything that stays with you longer.
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Go Phillies!
"He's tried to cut it in the past, but the scissors break whenever they touch one of his precious hairs. And when he takes a shower, the water beads bounce off his mop. His hair will outlive us all."
If you read the Twilight books (which are horrendous), the Mary Sue's musings on the oh-so-perfect vampire this dude plays actually sound kind of like that. :D :D It's that bad, really.
But after reading some of the stuff this guy said about said book, I can't help but like him a little. Even with his antigravity hair.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 1:56pm.
He's no Bobby Sherman.
Now you're talking! Bobby, David Cassady, Osmonds, Desi Jr. Now those were teen idols.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by The C word on October 16, 2008 -
clearly, u have never laid eyes on glen danzig...roids and muttons at their best!
m-u-u-u-ther...
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Now I have to hear that song, damnit! "Tell your children not walk my way..."
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Ha ha ha! Hands up everybody who wants somebody to get the hell off their lawn! Whether you have a lawn or not.
TEAM LAWN!
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With both hands.
Green is Good!!!!!
TEAM LAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha!
jilly poo and salem you know we are just playing with you, but NOT ON OUR LAWNS!!!!!
*hugs all yall*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ha ha ha! Hands up everybody who wants somebody to GET THE HELL OFF THEIR LAWN! Whether you have a lawn or not.
TEAM LAWN!
Submitted by urmomma on October 16, 2008 - 1:56pm.
And mutton chops are not a good look on anyone.
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clearly, u have never laid eyes on glen danzig...roids and muttons at their best!
m-u-u-u-ther...
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I googled him - sorry, but I stand by my statement....
In my defense, when I think of mutton chops I tend to picture fat Elvis when he was on his downward spiral. ;D
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
OH FUCK!! True story.
I was in Walgreens the other day. My parents taught me that when you walk between someone and the something that they are lookjing at that you say "Excuse me". Well, I was walking in between this guy and the paper-towels, said "Excuse me" and he…
Took three steps back, looked at me and growled "You think I'm in your way? I'm not in your way! I don't do drugs! I'm not on drugs! I'm going to….." aaaaaaand I bolted!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Too pasty for me.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 1:56pm.
I used to bump beautifuls with this fella who was born in 84 and he was so rude he never let me cu....never mind!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Salem's right, some of us born-in-the-80s kids turned out just fine! Hell, i'm closer to 30 than i am to being a teenager.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08