Robert Pattinson Has Magical Hair
Robert Pattinson is one of the stars in that "Twilight" movie. I only know this because a few crazy fangirls have sent me e-mails filled with CAPS and lots of exclamation points demanding that I spread the word about their new god. A god with magical hair. I'm not even sure what his face looks like because my eyes are hypnotized by the unicorn forest on top of his head.
Oh, how I want to frolic naked through his hair. I want to have a picnic lunch on top of his scalp before taking a nap on the top of one of his strands. I won't have to worry about anything hurting me, because nothing gets past his wondrous jungle. He's tried to cut it in the past, but the scissors break whenever they touch one of his precious hairs. And when he takes a shower, the water beads bounce off his mop. His hair will outlive us all.
Here's a few more of the magical forest and its owner at the Los Angeles premiere of "Sex Drive" last night.
Wenn, Wireimage
He makes me want to listen to moody music and smoke cigarettes in nothing but my flannel shirt, in bed (with him) all day long.
I know he's old now, but Johnny Depp would have made a helluva Edward and I, Bella. *curtsies*
Oooh, so beautiful I can hardly stand it. Please post more pictures of him MK.
Spot on, bondagebarbie.....he has the air of dreamboat doherty for me too - but cleaner and slightly more alert. Which means I'd definitely hit it, because I'd do it with the dreamboat if he had a few baths first.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Oh Edward, what have you done to your hair? I'm surprised there are no fairies or gnomes peering out.
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Sweet childhood memories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSbIrR3cjMQ
Nup. Don't like boys that spend more time on their hair than I do. In fact, I don't like boyz, I love the menz.
LMAO at magical hair...unicorn forest...hahahaha
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His photos were seen at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ...
Ew he looks like that guy from Top Chef, you know the one with the troll doll hair.
Robert looks gay. There's not one straight guy on the young Hollywood scene nowadays.
Nah, none of the gay boys from Gossip Girl would have been good in the role - too camp. Pattinson is perfect - it's obvious he thinks the role is stupid (he's gone on record to say that the idea that Edward is supposed to be incredibly beautiful is completely absurd) and that the Twilight fans are totally insane (his monosyllabic answers to their ridiculous questions at Comic-Con bears this out). He's great - they couldn't have made a better choice.
Fangirls writing in CAPS about their new god...could it be some Brangeloonies , tired of the boring old farts and now finding a new false idol to worship?
I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
He sets off radar blips, just not the hwat piece one....
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
He is mad hot. Love him, love the books (except the last one)
What a nasty-looking, smug little asshole he looks!
BFD about the hair, mine looks like that when I roll out of bed but I also do something magical to it...
it's called brushing.
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I'm taking over!
Trina.. he turned 22 this year.
People need to realize his hair is like "that" cause he's working for Twilight on this premiere...this was a summit picture, the same co. that did Twilight. So, he was out representing "Edward" and so they made him do his hair all crazy like that/
Normally he looks a little more scruffy....
Now I remember who his face reminds me of -- a younger Stuart Townsend.
He's mildly hot but he needs to know when to stop with the hair gel. Or buy a brush.
He looks possessed/high/bored too.
Very,very hot.He is like a Pete Doherty that bathes and does not do hard drugs.Very yum!!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I think his name is really Shannon...there's a YouTube about him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQJD1ura7G4
Im a little in love with his littler eye. the webbed one.
Submitted by candlejack on October 16, 2008 - 5:57pm.
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Thank you! *coughEdWestwickcough*
But again, the book sucks so who cares about this movie? This dude'll be irrelevant again once the hype dies down.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
i think he is incredibly hot!!! i even think the hair is sexy & somehow works for him. i cant believe i didnt know he even existed before i heard he was cast as edward. he is swoon-worthy as far as i am concerned.
I don't find him attractive at all.
One of those gays from Gossip Girl would have been better for the role anyway.
Submitted by Trina on October 16, 2008 - 5:44pm.
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Eh, I guess so....I only read the first book and thought it was horrid so I don't care who they cast, lol.
Bitch, that just made me blurt out laughing at my desk. Have a great freaking night girl. :)
Submitted by Trina on October 16, 2008 - 5:44pm.
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Eh, I guess so....I only read the first book and thought it was horrid so I don't care who they cast, lol.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
QueenC -
I just meant that he's got what I imagined Edward's smirk looked like. I think he'll do the part justice. Let's give the boy a chance.
And no - a smirk is not all it takes.
Submitted by Trina on October 16, 2008 - 5:37pm.
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Is that all it takes these days?! A smirk? Pfft..
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 16, 2008 - 4:51pm.
This dude is NOT hot. Ed Westwick should've played Edward
Hot or not - he has got the smirk down. That's all I needed to see.
I don't think he is a teen. Wasn't he in his 20's when he did that Harry Potter movie. Makes me feel less of a cougar since he is so cute.
By the way, he is perfectly cast for Twilight.
Dear God-
I want the following- I don't think it's asking too much:
World Peace and happiness for all
And the chance to f--k Rob Pattinson repeatedly.
PS- Never let him cut his sex hair.
Love,
Me
btw, he looks like my ex, wich i just realized how hot he is by looking at theses pictures. not fair...
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DAMN! my lady parts just exploded. HE´S HAWT!!! i want some of that...
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Submitted by deelwithit on October 16, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I love this man simply because he defies the "teeny-bopper" standard.
He shows up to award shows like he just rolled out of bed, is always high as a kite, and basically doesn't seem to give a fuck.
It's sexy as hell.
I totally agree with this.. that's what makes him hotter than the other teen stars out there.
This dude is NOT hot. Ed Westwick should've played Edward.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 16, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Something about Pattinson , the new hair care line!
I bet MK would pimp him 'gel' anytime, anyplace!
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Uh, I'd drop a load of "gel" in that hair myself, anytime, any place! Gadzooks!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by cornpone on October 16, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Damn he's fine. All you haters need to get glasses! I'd eat the corn outta his shit!
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Aw c'mon...
He's no Alec Baldwin.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
mmmmm....wow, he is one hot dude! love all that massive hair and would love to be in it! Nice drapes - wonder if the carpet is as hairy and flowing? the mind boggles.....I want him.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I'd fuck him. But I bet he's the type who wouldn't call afterwards.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
PLEASE keep posting about the Twilight cast! This movie is going to be amazing!
Something about Pattinson , the new hair care line!
I bet MK would pimp him 'gel' anytime, anyplace!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Damn he's fine. All you haters need to get glasses! I'd eat the corn outta his shit!
Sad thing is he probably took two hours just to do his mop.
PENNY?
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
3 pages of comments and the first one I read is 'who is bobby sherman'?
Byeeee
ps my hair looks like that every morning and it's red - why can't i be .... ah nevermind.
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BOO!
I don't understand why they would pick someone so ugly to be the lead!!!!!!!!!!! I mean come on! The girl is ugly too!
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
I do him and then smoke out of his bong!!!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Who the hell is Bobby Sherman?
Re: Pattinson, I'd do it. He is hot, and the mild tinge of crazy in his eye makes it far more interesting than those bland, harmless Disney boys.
Mikey, you make me laugh SO MUCH. Heh heh heh. Pattinson's hair *does* look like a wondrous jungle! But what the hell is wrong with him that he walks around with such crazy hair?! Is it deliberate? Did he just wake up from a really bad nightmare (the state of his clothes would bear this out)? Or does his hair just naturally defy gravity? He should sing that song: "My HAIR is flying high, defying gravity!!!" Actually, he'd make a better Glinda - he's prettier than Kristin Chenoweth!
mmmmm does nothing for me, girls have really odd taste in men, the faggier they are the hotter they think it is. I'll pass on this fruit.