Thursday, October 16th 2008

Lisa Bonet Is Knocked Up

Lisa Bonet is knocked up again and she kept this one a secret for a while. Or maybe bitches just didn't give an eff.

Lisa tells People that she's seven months pregnant with her third baby. She says she doesn't know if she's having a baby boy or girl and she doesn't want to find out. "When my friends ask me, I say, 'I really don't know. I love the mystery and I trust the mystery about it. It adds a whole other component at the end."

This is her second child with that hot piece of buttered bacon Jason Momoa. They already have a 14-month-old daughter they call Lola.

The two have only been together 2 years. Damn. They got into the baby making business right away. I don't blame Denise Huxtable for jumping on that sex train so soon. They're probably all into hippie sex involving chanting, incense and meditating. That man is a walking orgasm. If he wanted to stick an incense stick in my ass, I'd bend over and chant, "Ommmmmmm."

Here's Jason in various states of toplessness. He was in "Baywatch," but I remember him from the amazing "North Shore." I don't know why that show failed. I mean, it had Shannen Doherty and a half-nekkid Jason Momoa in it. It sounded like a sure thing.

Posted by: Michael K


Actually she met her husband on fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^. Good luck to this couple.

Well she gets some hot pieces of ass , thats for sure.

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not shocked's picture

Damn, hot pacific islander choc-oh-let

Lohohater's picture

he looks like 2 different guys in the thumbnails. homey looks a lot better with dreads.

TITS's picture

YOU'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS AND STARGATE ATLANTIS RAWKS!!!!

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BOO!

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nycgrrl81 on October 16, 2008 - 1:33pm.
this is her fourth kid: she's got 1 with lenny K ....

That daughter with Lenny looks just like Lisa. Come to think about it... Lenny looks just like Lisa too.

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@Sheeps: *MWAH*!

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hahahahaha. YOUR ALL AS WEIRD AND UNIQUE AS EVER. AND HAWWWWTTT, TO.

islandgirl's picture

I KNOW!!! OK, I'll stop now. :-)

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angel_i's picture

YEAH, BUT DOES SHE LIKE SPORTS? AND WHAT ABOUT MRS. K?

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snowpiece's picture

IG LMAO it's a match made in HEAVEN
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xxyxz's picture

Ig

lmfao!

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Submitted by just a floozy on October 16, 2008 - 7:28pm.

I LOVE YOU LISA! YOUR STILL AS WEIRD AND UNIQUE AS ALWAYS!

OH AND FORGOT TO ADD: YOUR MAN IS SMOKIN HAAAAAWWWWWWT!
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HAVE YOU MET JIM???? HE IS SMOKIN HAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWT TOO.

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Victory k's picture

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Miami's picture

Lisa Bonnet is still gorgeous and her man is smoking hot!

This baby is going to be Shiloh Jolie-Pitt good looking. Our eyes will burn if we look directly at her baby,

I LOVE YOU LISA! YOUR STILL AS WEIRD AND UNIQUE AS ALWAYS!

OH AND FORGOT TO ADD: YOUR MAN IS SMOKIN HAAAAAWWWWWWT!

madam ex's picture

HOLY FUCKING HELL, I never seen him before in my life, but good god is he real? That mother is one hot piece of bacon fo sho. God damn Lisa, I'd be banging the shit out of him too. Im surprised this is only her 2nd. GOOD FOR YOU GIRL!

SO HOT!

walker's picture

Those are some hot pictures! I hate you Lisa Bonet.

Stan Hooper's picture

Good for Lisa,

I would be impregnated with his sperm forever. God, he is hot.

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TITS's picture

Yes clarisse! Love those sexy nerds. Accent is nice too. Something in me just wants to defile him.

sga films about 1.5 hrs away from my house. whine.

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SICKITTEN's picture

Jason and Lisa are smoking hot. I just hope their children look like them and not a case like the Willis girls

TITS's picture

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 16, 2008 - 11:59am.

My Bf is obcessed with star gate and every once in a while I have to watch it
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He's okay on that show as long as he doesn't open his mouth. He is a SHIT actor.

I much prefer zelenka. rowr.

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Good for Denise Huxtable, I like her.
Has anyone watched
"life On mars"?
I DVR'd the first episode and haven't watched it yet.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Clarisse's picture

TITS,
Radek Zelenka? Hmmmm....

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snowpiece's picture

look at my MAVERICK avie!
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missy's picture

hhahahahahahaa

MAVERICK TIMES!!
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Mustang Sally's picture

@LoLo

We haven't met but I h8/love you. I've been playin with that picture way too long, now. I didn't realize, at first, that it wasn't just a picture. I like the dinosaur. Shit, I like it all - it's just givin me a headache (explains the h8). :)

I can't get Katie Couric on the door but I can get the burnin books.

Thank you!!!! :)

On topic: More tats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

sparkys nemesis's picture

Looks like he's about to start lactating.

LoLo's picture

Snowpiece! Car Port, Purple, and Rake are traditional baby names right?

I like door feature where she is murdering Katie Couric and the red phone that rinds and ends the world.

Maverick bitch!
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snowpiece's picture

LoLo, LMAO at the baby names and Maverick poster.
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LoLo's picture

You Masterbatin Mavericks.
Im such a goober that ive been pressing everything in the office on this link just to hear the word "maverick" over and over again.

Im trying to get my IM to say Maverick instead of doing that bing but i had to go change my panties from pisiin myself at the table dancer on the other thread!

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

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snowpiece's picture

LCT ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww more hair!
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Clarisse's picture

LCT,
Hair trigger...goes off at the drop of a hat. Pow Pow! You Betcha!

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gyeah's picture

I like her homeless style

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DIE CHENEY, DIE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAA!! - me

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 2:33pm.

I'd be a masterbatin Maverick too, but these days i have a bit of a hair trigger.
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A hair trigger? What does that mean? Too many pubies getting in the way of Maverick Masturbation, or hair turning you on? Or in your food?

snowpiece's picture

LMAO I went to pee and I was in the stall cracking up like a loon!
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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

*masturbate masturbate masturbate*
Sorry snowy, but your lawn is the softest on my toosh.
*masturbate masturbate masturbate*

Clarisse's picture

I'd be a masterbatin Maverick too, but these days i have a bit of a hair trigger.

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Clay pigeons are fuckers!

LoLo's picture

OH Sheeet! im choking im laughing my fycking ass of so hard!!!!!!
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snowpiece's picture

YOU KIDS STOP MASTERBATIN ON MY LAWN!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 16, 2008 - 2:25pm.

You made me spit my water all over you masterbatin maverick!
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Masturbating Maverick! Aaaaahahahahahaha! All I see in my head when I hear that is a pervert on a park bench jerking it to pigeons, trash bags, sandwiches, etc.

Clarisse's picture

Ah Fuck!!! Carrottop is a masterbatin Maverick!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

You guys ROCK! YOU BETCHA!

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LoLo's picture

_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 16, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I used to masturbate to Jason Momoa. He's so hot that I actually admit to masturbating to him.

You made me spit my water all over you masterbatin maverick!

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I used to masturbate to Jason Momoa. He's so hot that I actually admit to masturbating to him.

jussayin's picture

I'd for sure hit it but I'd have to look at one of his back in the day pics....

Lisa has already pre dressed for Halloween as a witch, obviously.

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Wyle E's picture

Ohmygod - pass the incense!
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…Brad’s soooo scrumptious these days…

…with his cool walk,
…and wise demeanor,
…his paternal instinct,
…his delicious body,
…and sexy squint,
…and architectual intersts,
…and huma

wslandry53's picture

Tell me what this women has done for anyone with her fame besides relaxing or not relaxing her hair.

Auntie Mame's picture

I can't decide who has the happiest twat: Lisa or Halle.

"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."

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Submitted by snowpiece on October 16, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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He could give me whatever I like....or I could do nasty things to him!