Can't We Handle This Like Adults?
No, let's not handle it like adults. Let's get dirty. Fucking filthy. I'll pop the popcorn.
Methinks Vadge agrees with me. Before performing her song "Miles Away" in Boston last night, she told the audience, "This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do." I know you are, Vadge! But what am I? Only the spirit of Pee Wee Herman laughed at that one.
Vadge previously said the song was inspired by Guy Ritchie. Everyone's probably turning nothing into something. We know how self-centered this bitch is. She was probably dedicating it to herself. Click here to see some grainy video of her saying that shit last night. Turn down your speakers. It's loud as fuck.
Guy might be getting the last cackle, because apparently the two didn't sign a pre-nup. I would think Vadge got the pre-nup tattooed to her rock hard pussy lips.
Guy stands to take home $200 million when everything is said and done. Hey, that's a small price to pay for taking someone's nuts.
The NYDN claims Guy wants a huge chunk of their $521 million fortune, but The Sun claims Guy is worth $60 million himself and doesn't want a penny from Vadge.
There's also a couple of reports that Vadge has hired Paul McCartney's lawyer Fiona Shackleton to represent her in the divorce.
Guy, wrestle away your nuts from Vadge's roided-up vagina and get that money! It's fucking pay day and you better collect. Oh and don't forget to pour a glass of water on Fiona's head during court. You must keep the "Heather Mills tradition" going.
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Guy Richie is worth 60 Mil himself
He don't need her money
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He should get nothing. Madonna earned that money by her fucking self, go make your own money Guy.
Lolo: Ditto
Snowy: David Bana needs to be saved! But not by the Brangeloons!
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Submitted by Chimp on October 16, 2008 - 10:22am.
Makes sense to me. Guy always struck me as a regular, down to earth bloke, who isn't impressed with all the glitz and material acquisitions that Vadge seems to need to validate herself.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
That they had issues about money during their marriage is not surprising. Madge has always been extremely tight despite her immense wealth...
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They're adopting NOW...she didn't say a timeframe, but it's "Soon"
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It was obvious that ever since they made THAT movie, that Guy took the backseat TO EVERYTHING she did, now I'm not saying he was a genius or anything, but he WAS doing his own thing but she came along got him to make a movie with her in it and we KNOW what she does to most movies she's been in.
and the rest is history.........
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Submitted by No Words on October 16, 2008 - 10:20am.
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It's the European way. I agree with you; Won't be throwing away my Lady Bics anytime soon.
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Submitted by Deb on October 16, 2008 - 10:19am.
The Sun article says Vadge was angry that Guy refused to spend his money, instead spending her fortune.
Seems to me she is an angry, poor little girl inside. It's her against the world.
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yea, doing some pure speculation... i would say she had very expensive tastes (even her religion is a pricey one!)... and guy just didn't want to chip in for such excessiveness but would go along if she paid for it.
Didnt Guy grow up rich?
Is his mother not a Lady and his dad is a Nancy?
Something like that?
I believe to give a fuck about this prunegina and a faux brut at the present time would be a sign of having a severe redardation of some sort, Madonna.
The fact that she thinks she should garner any attention for anything while an election and economic mess is forcing many a hardship on the common man makes me hate this cow.
How much is this moldy tart charging for tickets?
Id sooner spit in her face then care one single bit about how her, her husband, her hairy daughter, or the child she bought in Africa.
Fuck them all!
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"This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do."
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Translation: _he_ dumped _her_, not the other way around.
Nice hairy pits, Madge...is this a new trend? Because I for one won't be hopping on this one.
Guy deserves every penny he gets for putting up with her insufferable ass. I would be hard pressed to find someone as mean-spirited as Madonna...wait, there's always Sarah Palin.
The Sun article says Vadge was angry that Guy refused to spend his money, instead spending her fortune.
Seems to me she is an angry, poor little girl inside. It's her against the world.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Finafuckingly!!! I knew this was gonna happen! it's cool though that Guy don't want anything from Steal Trap Vadge, but if I were him I would want more money, after all she DID kill his career.
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Guy needs all the money he can get from this ho so that he can afford to send each child to a shrink for the rest of their lives. God knows she has totally screwed them up for life!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on October 16, 2008 - 10:09am.
It shouldn't be half of the entire fortune; at most, it'd be half of the marital property and income acquired or earned during the eight-year marriage.
Miss Priss: maybe she will adopt David Bana! :)
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on October 16, 2008 - 10:09am.
OK D-listers, riddle me this because this bitch is confused. Exactly how the fact that one was married to a person for 8 years entitle him or her to half the fortune of the other party?
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i think it's half the money the spouse made while they were married... so in madonna's case they would only split what she's made in the last 8 years. (IF that even happens... depends on what they decide to settle at)
it was traditionally used to protect housewives... not sure about now!!
OK D-listers, riddle me this because this bitch is confused. Exactly how the fact that one was married to a person for 8 years entitle him or her to half the fortune of the other party?
Now that being said, I can't wait to see what kind of settlement the court will decide. Because you know they're going to court.
Team Guy!
I hope he grabs the money and runs for his life.
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Miss Priss -
You mean Brange is adopting NOW, or just reminding the press for the billionth time that they want to have 40 children?
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Hmm I'd like to be a fly on the wall when Her Vadgesty meets Miz Shackleton.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on October 16, 2008 - 10:06am.
No WAY! Ugh
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Sorry for the Off-Topic people, but in the Today Show, Brangeloonie said they're adopting again. WTF
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There is absolutely nothing attractive about her in that picture. Hideous.
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Submitted by spankypants on October 16, 2008 - 9:58am.
in the UK pre-nups are not legally binding though a judge can take them into consideration for the settlement.
That's right (settlement or judgment). I don't know if the UK divides the marital property and earnings in half, as in many US states; it seems as if the judge does an "equitable" division, factoring in child support.
if i were guy i'd settle for 100 mil and get the hell out of there!
What's really fucking sad about all of this is the children of both parties invovlved...Lord knows especially how Madonna's children will turn out!
"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly
Shouldn't she have said "someone emotionally challenged"? Hee Hee.
First she tries to make the black roots a trend, now the fucking hairy pits?
This bitch is her own Halloween costume.
Team Guy, and
TEAM PHILLIES!!!!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Guy should just run fast and far (with his son) and try to forget the succubus.
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And I thought she couldn't become any more insufferable. God, who CARES?
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
A couple of people mentioned that they don;t have a prenup. Apparently, prenups are legally enforceable in the UK.
Vadge being the higher income earner would have to pay Guy half the monies she aquired during their marriage. But she's never going to be broke, that's for sure. ALONE, yes. Broke, no.
I always got a Joan Crawford vibe off of Madge.
they got married in Scotland
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I'm not a legal scholar or anything, but I think that in the UK pre-nups are not legally binding though a judge can take them into consideration for the settlement.
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Nice hairy pits, Madge. Perhaps Guy was sick of fucking a veiny, sinewy, bossy tranny.
$100 says Guy's new girlfriend will be 20 years old and brunette.
Going over it once again, prenups have no legal standing in the UK. Where I believe these two married and resided.
Sounds like a ploy to sell more tickets to me.
I read an article in the sun, I think that says Guy doesn't want a penny of Madonna's money, and also talks about accusations on both sides.
Here it is: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1816131.ece
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 16, 2008 - 9:51am.
I think he should receive every penny of their $512 million, & Vadge should be left living in a refrigerator box.
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Drama, you're a genius! i don't agree with KaosandMe, tho, i think Vadge should be left with her fake ass Brit accent, a gallon of Kabbalah water and Lourdes (and her unibrow).
He should keep Rocco, so he'll grow up kinda er, "normal-ish". Poor David Banda, tho, he was bought as a band aid and now i bet nobody know what the hell to do with him. Poor kid.
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She knew that comment would garner attention (care much about the effect on your kids, "Mom"??)...probably hoping it will equate to more ticket sales.
Team Guy.
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Guy is just upset that her dick is bigger than his.
i think there's no pre-nup. didn't they marry in the Uk? they have no pre-nups over there, right?
Team Guy.
Madonna should haved hooked-up with Billy Bob.
Imagine what those kids would looked like?
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It seems so unlike her not to have a prenup. I can't believe Guy has $60m. "Lock, Stock" only grossed $3.7m. *applying to night film school*
Vainglorious over-rated twat.
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Normally, I would think that if you have enough money to never have to worry financially again ($60 million is nothing to sneeze at!), don't be greedy & get the Hell out. In Guy's case, however, I think he should receive every penny of their $512 million, & Vadge should be left living in a refrigerator box. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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No pre-nup? I hope he cleans the bitch out. It's about time a MAN rapes a WOMAN'S wallet and bank account in a divorce for a fucking change!
Bitch... you are 50!! She is too old for this shit.
What a bitch. So much for behaving like an adult and thinking of the children.
Who's the emotionally retarded one, Vadge? YOU.
But seriouslly, is anybody suprised by this? Team Guy. Hopefully, he's smart enough to keep his yap shut.