Can't We Handle This Like Adults?
No, let's not handle it like adults. Let's get dirty. Fucking filthy. I'll pop the popcorn.
Methinks Vadge agrees with me. Before performing her song "Miles Away" in Boston last night, she told the audience, "This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do." I know you are, Vadge! But what am I? Only the spirit of Pee Wee Herman laughed at that one.
Vadge previously said the song was inspired by Guy Ritchie. Everyone's probably turning nothing into something. We know how self-centered this bitch is. She was probably dedicating it to herself. Click here to see some grainy video of her saying that shit last night. Turn down your speakers. It's loud as fuck.
Guy might be getting the last cackle, because apparently the two didn't sign a pre-nup. I would think Vadge got the pre-nup tattooed to her rock hard pussy lips.
Guy stands to take home $200 million when everything is said and done. Hey, that's a small price to pay for taking someone's nuts.
The NYDN claims Guy wants a huge chunk of their $521 million fortune, but The Sun claims Guy is worth $60 million himself and doesn't want a penny from Vadge.
There's also a couple of reports that Vadge has hired Paul McCartney's lawyer Fiona Shackleton to represent her in the divorce.
Guy, wrestle away your nuts from Vadge's roided-up vagina and get that money! It's fucking pay day and you better collect. Oh and don't forget to pour a glass of water on Fiona's head during court. You must keep the "Heather Mills tradition" going.
I enjoy her music. It's a big surprise that she has joined ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ and start her journey to new love. I believe ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ is the right place
for this talent girl.
Someone told me they don't do prenups in England.
Plus didn't she get married in Scotland, doesn't that mean she can only get divorced in the UK? Or is divorce universal? I know some bitches go to Mexico, but it's Mexico, I'm sure they'll take anybody.
I thought her religion taught her not to be petty like that. Unfortunately, Madge never grew up. She's that same girl yelling at Warren Beatty in that movie of hers. Saying that on stage is really passive-aggressive and makes it look like she was the one who was dumped. She needs to find another religion because this one ain't cutting it
Pull up a chair and get the maltesers, folks. This one is going to get *real* ugly fast. Who'd have thought one year ago that Britney would be the successful and classy one now?
I hopes he takes her to the cleaners and then starts dating a 25 year old.
Submitted by shandi on October 16, 2008 - 10:34am.
We were all ragging on Brit Brit yesterday for having hairy pits, right? Are those hairy pits I see on Vadge in this picture????
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Personally I'm just not prepared to look that closely. It's still technically morning here.
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BOO!
I'm surprised the marriage last this long...7and half.
Both their chinese animals signs are a match in hell!
Even their KUA numbers are incompatible.
Madonna was born in chinese year sign Dog, her KUA is 9
Guy was born in the Monkey year, his KUA is 5
Below is the commentary match between Dog and Monkey
"A match made in hell.
The virtuous, lenient Dog cannot abide the determined, impulsive Monkey's half-truths. To the Dog, the half-truths are deceitful and wrong. Nor does the Monkey have any patience with the Dog's ethical behavior. Their relationship deteriorates from lack of respect to frank dislike.
These two just bring out the worst in each other, so how could they be compatible? There is no support or loyalty from the Monkey at all."
Submitted by Youri on October 16, 2008 - 2:35pm.
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And I must be one of the few people who feels that Guy should not get a penny from her.
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I'd say you're right.
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BOO!
It is kinda ironic that Vadge is talking about emotional retardation when she's been proving from almost 30 years what a callous, self-centered, controlling, cold-blooded and calculating cunt she is. Does she really think she is emotionally enlightened? If so, then on top of everything else this hack is also delusional...I can't believe she actually married without a prenup...that is the only shocker in this debacle...she must have really been in love (gasp!) or simply drunk when she agreed to that and let Guy get away with not signing one. If that is the case, then he gets the Gold Digger of the Year Award (even though he has his own money too).
I read that the reason they don't have a pre-nup is because Guy didn't want to marry her if she wanted one...HELLO!!!! Vadge's alarms bells should've gone off right away.
And I must be one of the few people who feels that Guy should not get a penny from her.
The Lisa Bonet thread started me thinking....
A-Rod
Guy Ritchie
Lennie Kravitz
Dennis Rodman
Sean Penn
Lourdes' daddy
who else has she been "associated" with?
Warren Beatty
Vanilla Ice
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Look if I had 600 million dollars, there is no fucking way I would marry, even with a prenup. Fuck no. These two have been fighting FOR YEARS. Rumors of him beating her. And now she opens her wallet and pays him. Dumb. I expected more from the "self discipline queen". You can have lovers. But no lover is worth 300 million.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
"Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath, so I cleansed and baptized her - I thought she looked fantastic"
The Lisa Bonet thread started me thinking....
A-Rod
Guy Ritchie
Lennie Kravitz
Dennis Rodman
Sean Penn
Lourdes' daddy
who else has she been "associated" with?
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
for additional tacky talking points, madonna should hook up with heather mills on how to end a divorce amicably...
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and I would not expect anything less from this broad.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
fuck madonna and mangie. hate them both.
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 16, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Waiting for the right time. Madonna's on tour and Guy has a movie coming out.
I wonder why they waited so long to let people "know" about this cos it seems to me that everybody already knew about this.. they were kinda like the last to know about their own divorce.. strange.
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...and I suppose the song "Beat Goes On" is about Vadge severely mauling Guy Richie with her buff chocha.
I hope Guy Ritchie makes a kick-ass movie with that money. Or stay true to himself and make a few moderately-budgeted ones.
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 16, 2008 - 11:35am.
I feel for Guy only cos he's HOT!
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Pay for an advertising spot bitch.
I hope Guy's got a good lawyer (solicitor for all our UK sluts), because Vadge is going to make his life hell, ala Dread Pirate Heather Mills.
I feel for Guy only cos he's HOT!
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She prob used his nuts as implants for her biceps..or cheeks. Take every fucking penny from that Used rough old catchers mit pussy twat known as VADGE. (That's why Arod likes her puss so much it's like areal life old used dirty catchers glove that he can break his tanned bat in.) Oh yeah get your nuts back too, She's all ready stolen Arods waxed shriveled steroid softballs so she'll be fine. I think that's how she survives by stealing mens balls...SUCCUBUS VADGE! Speaking of Arod do you think he bleaches the tips of his pubes too like his hair??? I think so. I wonder what lipchap he uses because homegirls lips are always so pink and juicay. Vadge clearly always wears the pants and is holder and master of the balls in her relationships. ugh I'm ashamed I even gave her attention by writing this.
Madonna is a JOKE.
I hope Guy Ritchie takes her to the cleaners & shoves a bazillion dollar settlement up her rusted, dried out cooter.
"I know you are, Vadge! But what am I? Only the spirit of Pee Wee Herman laughed at that one."
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That is TOTALLY what I needed before going to my History midterm...THANK YOU MK!!!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Since the subject was changed to AJ and BP:
I hate it that they collect children like rescue pets. If they care so much that all these children get adopted, then maybe they should set up an organization that helps average american adopt internationally. A lot of people I know have done it and it is a long expensive process.
A statement, e-mailed to The Associated Press from Rosenberg, said that the couple had agreed to divorce, and requested the media maintain respect their privacy.
Okay, but can Madonna muster up some dignity to observe this 'privacy' she demands of everyone else?
She has the media on speeddial, trust...
Miss P LOL yes, :)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do."
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I dunno about you guys but it actually sounds like she's talking about herself.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by Tubereuse on October 16, 2008 - 10:21am.
"This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do."
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Translation: _he_ dumped _her_, not the other way around.
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That's exactly what this is about. Her EGO again. She does the dumping.
Ahhhh STFU Madonna...go back to your gym filled with insecurities and sweat stains.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Snowy
Ace of Base's "All that she wants is another baby"
That song you mean??
if so, BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH
OMG that's too funny
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Submitted by 19 on October 16, 2008 - 10:28am.
He should get nothing. Madonna earned that money by her fucking self, go make your own money Guy.
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Oooooo, I'll have a venti double standard with skim milk, please!
Submitted by shandi on October 16, 2008 - 10:41am.
Fucking Classy, are they VEINY pits or huge lumpy cancerous lymph nodes???? Either way, you are right. EEEWWWWWW!!!!!
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Shit, all I know is that looking at them is making me gag!!
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Submitted by Deb on October 16, 2008 - 10:25am.
Submitted by Chimp on October 16, 2008 - 10:22am.
Makes sense to me. Guy always struck me as a regular, down to earth bloke, who isn't impressed with all the glitz and material acquisitions that Vadge seems to need to validate herself.
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totally agree... guy strikes me as a guy who would be content with just flying business class ;)
while muscular vadge would not touch anything less than a private jet stream gulf 730423... (whatever they're called) - so how's an average man to contribute to that? haha.
those poor little rich children...
Yeah those kids need nurturing and attention from people other than their personal nannies. UGH
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Fucking Classy, are they VEINY pits or huge lumpy cancerous lymph nodes???? Either way, you are right. EEEWWWWWW!!!!!
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No Words -
Brad and Angelina are both completely crazed and delusional - they are so consumed by their newfound images, their obessession with having a million kids at all costs. They are like the Duggars but way worse - they don't have a stable home base and they throw kids adopted from bad situations in front of cameras the second they get them in their veiny ass arms.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
"This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do."
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Um, yeaaaahhhh. Born and raised in Detroit, lived in the States all your life except for the last ten years in England, comes back when you got something to promote and speak in an English accent, a bad one at that. Fortunate enuf to make millions using a natural affinity to call attention to yourself, do things to shock people and be rebellious like a little bratty kid. Fell very hard for that nutjob Dennis Rodman and his big dick. Emotionally retarded, you got that right.
People, those are not HAIRY pits, those are VEINY pits! So yeah, double ew, because you can't fix that shit!
Bitch works out 24/7 to look like THIS?!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by Sensimina on October 16, 2008 - 10:33am
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I know! She is totally addicted to collecting kids. Someone needs to step in for the welfare of those children. And Brad is too gutless to do it.
See, i told you All That She Wants is her damn theme song! she's nuts, she should look at Madonna and stop and think.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
We were all ragging on Brit Brit yesterday for having hairy pits, right? Are those hairy pits I see on Vadge in this picture????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She should just have one night stands cos NO ONE (not even herself) can put up with the amount of shit she dishes out.
Warren Betty was smart to get out when he did.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on October 16, 2008 - 10:24am.
Sensimina
They're adopting NOW...she didn't say a timeframe, but it's "Soon"
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There have to be laws against this - bitch is totally addicted to children. There are laws against hording pets, right?
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Like I said, Guy deserves major bank for putting up with her shit as long as he did.
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 16, 2008 - 10:26am.
I hate them all today baby.
Morning all!
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Cindy McCain looked like an evil tampon last night wearing her 6,000 red dress lol
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