Billy Goat In The Middle

Tea Leoni and David Duchovny announced they were separating and I figured it has everything to do with him sticking his wang in any available slot. The Daily Mail claims that isn't so. According to them, David quit that bitch when he found sexy text messages between Tea and Billy Goat Thornton. Ew and gross. Sexy texts? What the fuck did Billy Goat write to her? "i wanna DO U so hrd n wear yr blood ina vial arnd my neck O yeh bb."

After reading the texts, David found out that Tea had some sort of relationship with Billy Goat. Billy isn't exactly single himself. He has a 4-year-old daughter with his current girlfriend.

Tea and Billy Goat met while filming some shit called "Manure." How fitting. Soon after, Tea was seen hanging around his band's gigs. One friend said, "She even helps him load and unload his truck." Billy Goat is into getting ass fucked by a strap-on?! Well, what do you know.

I understand that Tea needed to get her coochie rotated while David while was out whoring around, but Billy Goat Thornton?! His peen has already been tainted by Saint Angelina's voodoo vagina. There has to be better dick. Tea should ask David where she can get some hot and quick ass, I'm sure he knows where to go.

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Submitted by Sharon on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:51am.

Um, EWWWW!!!! But David boo, I'm hear to comfort you!!

"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:50am.

She goes from a sex addict to someone who breaks out in sweat if he's in the same room as antique furniture & can't fly? I guess she likes complicated men.

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:49am.

When asked for a comment Billy Bob replied "BBlleeeaaht, Bbbblleeeaaht".

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:47am.

Well, maybe he developed the 'addiction' AFTER he found out about Billy Goat. Poor David :( I always thought he was too good for that conceited cunt.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:43am.

Guess Tea Leoni was lacking an oozing, sleazy bucket of piss in her diet.

That's the only explanation for this.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:41am.

David, I'm free all day, everyday, whenever your feeling frisky! Leave the teacup at home.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:41am.

Why the fuck do these people even bother to marry? What are they teaching their children about commitment, keeping your word, respect, love? Blech.
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Submitted by spankypants on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:41am.

I thought Tea was a lesbian.

Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:39am.

wow.. really? Billy

Submitted by gigi jenkins on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:39am.

it all seems like a business to me. they have probably been separated for months but figure they will announce it the time madonna announces her split figuring so it won't be as news worthy. everybody is too busy talking about madonna. but there you have the billy bob twist--that seems to take the heat off of dd a little.

what the hell is tea suppose to sit at home and what for the std homemade version or go get one from billy bob! yee haw!

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:33am.

I like Tea...actually I like all 3 of these assholes. Maybe she was doing the Thornton because David was doing the whole neighborhood? Who knows. Hollywood's a cest pool

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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:32am.

well, I guess they all deserve each other

yep, we def better not let gays marry so the "sanctity" will remain in the institution.
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Submitted by Victory k on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:32am.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 8:29am.

Harsh for those peeps I was just reading saying Poor Tea tho. Myself, I have no opinion, really. They're just a couple of anybodies really. But "gigi", I think, mentioned that it's interesting they kept their kids away from the media for so long but then all this stuff gets splattered everywhere...I think it's great publicity for Californication (stars are always much hotter when they're single)...and I think those industry execs will sell you down the river for a dime whenever they feel it's profitable.

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