Billy Goat In The Middle
Tea Leoni and David Duchovny announced they were separating and I figured it has everything to do with him sticking his wang in any available slot. The Daily Mail claims that isn't so. According to them, David quit that bitch when he found sexy text messages between Tea and Billy Goat Thornton. Ew and gross. Sexy texts? What the fuck did Billy Goat write to her? "i wanna DO U so hrd n wear yr blood ina vial arnd my neck O yeh bb."
After reading the texts, David found out that Tea had some sort of relationship with Billy Goat. Billy isn't exactly single himself. He has a 4-year-old daughter with his current girlfriend.
Tea and Billy Goat met while filming some shit called "Manure." How fitting. Soon after, Tea was seen hanging around his band's gigs. One friend said, "She even helps him load and unload his truck." Billy Goat is into getting ass fucked by a strap-on?! Well, what do you know.
I understand that Tea needed to get her coochie rotated while David while was out whoring around, but Billy Goat Thornton?! His peen has already been tainted by Saint Angelina's voodoo vagina. There has to be better dick. Tea should ask David where she can get some hot and quick ass, I'm sure he knows where to go.
I saw his profile on fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on October 16, 2008 - 12:49pm.
GOD...Billy Bob is a hot commodity. I remember he was engaged to Laura Dern and she went to go make a movie and she said when she came back he had a new girlfriend aka Angelina Jolie.
Oh, it was MUCH worse than that. She came back from location to find out he was MARRIED to Angelina. Look it up!
Her theory will be tested in the case of Billy Bob Thornton, who came out of nowhere—actually, Hot Springs, Ark.—to win a writing Oscar last March for Sling Blade. Three weeks after receiving the Award, he received divorce papers from his fourth wife, Pietra Dawn, who won a separate restraining order after alleging that Thornton physically, verbally, emotionally and mentally abused her over four years of marriage. Thornton, who is now reportedly dating Laura Dern, has denied the charges—allegations that "may make him look bad in divorce court but won't hurt his career," says one high-powered Hollywood agent. "It's not as if he's known for being Mr. Sensitive. He's not Tom Hanks."
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The war isn't working.
Biily Bob wifebeater.... nice record..the guy is a notorious pig..fucks everyone in sight.... Tea needs her picker fixed.
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The war isn't working.
i actually like billy bob (bad santa!), he seems way better than duchovny...
BTW: Id rather have my bf cheat on me with a real person than jerking off everyday to online porn - voyeurs have something reeeally pervy to me.
Tea should have seperated from him a long time before!
Billy goat thorton as a rebound? That's an insult to sex addicts everywhere.
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Wow David Duchovny is not aging well. Not at all.
Tea could get better than Gramps and Beaver.omg.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, same here! Don't go changin' to try & please me!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Just get the divorce already. Then you two can sex anyone at anytime. AND keep it personal PLEASE.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
I think both of these retards are f---ed up. Going to rehab for having a sex problem and letting your wife air your dirty laundry in public just say's the man has no balls and his wife just wants to punish him. I would kick anyone to the street that would put our private problems in the press. Tea Leoni is the exact image she played in Spanglish. A freaking neurotic mess. Hollywood men have no balls anymore and Tea is no freaking catch anyway. Divorce her and move on David!!!! Can you imagine this ass in group saying to people that have lost everything behind drugs and real problems, oh I just love sex too much. F---ing way beyond retarded!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 16, 2008 - 1:34pm.
I guess I'm just a cock-eyed optimist ...
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 1:32pm.
ya gotta keep your expectations low, sweetie. Then you will never be disappointed. :)
As always, I bow to your wisdom, Mrs. K. I guess I'm just a cock-eyed optimist ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 16, 2008 - 11:01am.
It would be nice if one of them could've taken the high road & acted like an adult.
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ya gotta keep your expectations low, sweetie. Then you will never be disappointed. :)
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
ewwww...billy bob? gross...
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Billy Bob, noooooooooooooooooooo!
GOD...Billy Bob is a hot commodity. I remember he was engaged to Laura Dern and she went to go make a movie and she said when she came back he had a new girlfriend aka Angelina Jolie.
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I have no idea what the truth is here, but this sounds like something Duchovny planted as PR. (1) They're just text messages. (2) He was snooping on her cell. (3) If it's true, he deserved it: he's the admitted sex addict.
wtf? is she retarded? gross! I mean were there no derelicts loitering near wherever she was when she got this brilliant idea? I get that she wanted to show her cheatin man but I really don't think bbt sends the right message.
Billy boy is a stank ho just like his ex jolie.
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Submitted by spankypants on October 16, 2008 - 9:11am.
I thought Tea was a lesbian.
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Im still thinking that...
This is a calling for DD :
he's hotter than hell.
David i'm here if you need a Horny Latina !!! 24/7
HOHO'S
the lot of 'em are disgusting....ok ok im really going to class now....
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Submitted by mslewis on October 16, 2008 - 10:57am.
And what's wrong with Tea getting a little when David has been apparently getting a LOT???
What's wrong, IMHO, is that 2 wrongs do not make a right. There are kids involved who are going to hear stories about their parents & their behavior. It would be nice if one of them could've taken the high road & acted like an adult.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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If Billy Bob gets all these women so easily, perhaps he has something wonderful to give them. I'm just saying!!! And what's wrong with Tea getting a little when David has been apparently getting a LOT???
P.S.: I read many months ago about Tea and BB on some gossip blog, first as a "blind" and then straight out. Nobody paid much attention back then.
SHEEPS!!!!!!!!!
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So they ALL suck and they ALL are a bunch of sluts!!
pffft!
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Farrah......this is getting to be too much!
How many days in a row now?
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Submitted by Smithers on October 16, 2008 - 9:56am.
DD looks like Peter Tork from the Monkees in that pic.
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Yes, exactly! I couldn't place it until you said it!
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Whores in Hollywood?
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Why this type of thing NEVER happens.
May you all get crotch rot and kick the bucket!
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I like all three of them, but these pictures just look horrid. David looks like a complete dork, Tea looks like a celibate schoolteacher, and Billy Goat looks, well, like a goat.
mmmmmmmmmm biscuits......
hugs y'all
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DD looks like Peter Tork from the Monkees in that pic.
Ack. Hasn't Tea had virtual sex with a lot of people, through David, who stuck his wang in anything? Using the sexual six degrees of separation rule you could probably connect Tea Leoni to Chairman Mao.
Submitted by KaosAndMe on October 16, 2008 - 9:33am.
everyday there is something new to learn on Dlisted.
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and someone to destroy, cholarize, make fun of, etc. Isn't Dlisted one of the wonders of the L-ord??
Btw, you thought she was a lebian, i thought she was just frigid... lol.
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Submitted by Farrah on October 16, 2008 - 9:36am.
Mario Vargas Llosa's book "Pantaleón and the visitors"
I'd read that.
Billy Bob looks more like a chupacabra than Chups herself!
And how skeezy does David Duchovny look with Brendan Fraser's hairpiece on!? Ugh.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 16, 2008 - 9:32am.
Hey Farrah. I'm not sure what her last name means, but it sounds funny. I'm gonna pretend it means "panty lion."
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"panty lion" sounds suited for Shitney or Blohan, it's pretty funny, tho.
I thought you were referring to Mario Vargas Llosa's book "Pantaleón and the visitors", that's about some soldiers in the middle of the Peruvian jungle who get "visited" by a bunch of hos. Paid hos, of course.
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Billy Bob must have a LOT of love to give, if you sluts catch my drift.
Sounds like cockmatization to me!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I always thought she was a lesbian as well..
everyday there is something new to learn on Dlisted.
I may be in the minority..but I think Billy (Goat) Thornton is better than these two..
( I have also been drinking Vodka Redbulls since breakfast!)
that's pretty icky, Tea.
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Submitted by Farrah on October 16, 2008 - 9:29am.
Hey Farrah. I'm not sure what her last name means, but it sounds funny. I'm gonna pretend it means "panty lion."
Submitted by Sheeps on October 16, 2008 - 9:23am.
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damn, the end of the world might be near. Haven't seen yoi in a while!
so, if Tea's real surname is Pantaleoni, shouldn't she be supposed to have "visitors"??
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Submitted by The C word on October 16, 2008 - 9:25am.
Hi there.
*rubs eyes*
Is that the Legend known as Sheeps??? I have seen many Dlister searching in vain for you!!!
PSL! Look!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by Sheeps on October 16, 2008 - 9:23am.
I like Téa's real surname: Pantaleoni.
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Sheeps - so nice to 'see' you!
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i kind of thought maybe he just went to rehab for sex addiction to make himself seem 'sexier' for his show on tv.
I have a feeling that Billy Bob is the type of guy who enjoys being "The Rebounder", and probably *ahem* inserts himself into situations such as this so that he can be there to provide 'comfort'.
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Submitted by spankypants on October 16, 2008 - 9:11am.
well billy bob isnt much of a man...lol
I like Téa's real surname: Pantaleoni.
Yuchhhh. Oh well, Billy Bob's hornier than a baseballer at spring training.