That Whole "Sex Addict Thing" Got In The Way
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni have been separated for a few months now, reports People. I guess she couldn't live with him putting his penis in another people's moutholes, vaginas and poopers.
They issued this paragraph of words confirming that their 11-year marriage is on hold: "In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months. The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."
Tea is a strong woman. She was in "Spanglish," which means she's equipped to cope with this kind of sadness. I don't know what that means, but just agree with me.
It's David I'm worried about. He's fragile and evil sluts with hungry genitals are going to try to take advantage of him in his hour of need. David, come to me. You can cry on my no-no hole...I mean...my shoulder. I'll stroke your penis head and you can cum cry all over me.
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yeah no shit, the sex addiction got in the way. david's parents should have intervened like Brit's
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/britney-spears--parents-issue-...
His name, henceforth and forevermore: EL HUMPO!
Submitted by applehead on October 15, 2008 - 10:29pm.
There was a recent post (when he went into rehab) were he was neekkid w/a teacup over his dingaling
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huh. you'd think i'd remember THAT!
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BOO!
There have been rumors about his infidelities for years. I hope he gets his life straightened out and she moves on okay.
Looking into the abyss...
Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by gyeah on October 15, 2008 - 8:35pm.
That David Duchovny thread with the teacup was fucking EPIC!
huh? which thread? enlighten me please!
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There was a recent post (when he went into rehab) were he was neekkid w/a teacup over his dingaling
Submitted by r5bales on October 15, 2008 - 10:03pm.
@ Luckycharms.... If you had included stockpiling guns, and multiple women, I would have sent Janet Reno and the Texas authorities after you.
(playing with you)
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LOL! I get you! But no, I'm in Tampa and we really get the extreme threats of a storm. It's like every single year we are bracing ourselves for the absolute worst. It's like every year I priase the Lord for not sending a hurricane my way, but at the same time I feel soo badly for the other people. The way Florida is shapped, it would be very unlikely a hurricane would hit the Tampa Bay Region. It would have to curve around the bottom tip of the pensensula, and curve around westward towards the Bay Area. It will eventually, but not this season. When the major one does hit, it will be very nasty. Tampa, Clearwater, St. Petersburg are completely surrounded by water. They will all go really underwater.
Oh yeah, and they both look spent in this picture
Jesus. This is really sad - another case of "I love you, baby, but I just can't keep it in my pants." To think I really used to like Duchovny, but I guess being intelligent, well-educated and witty doesn't prevent you from being a lying cheating douche.
Leoni will bounce back, though, and I hope they come to some equitable arrangement concerning their children.
I've always found these two sexy as hell. They are the thinking mans/womans fantasy...
David was my 2nd ever celeb crush. I was devastated when he got married back in 97 (98?).
Well now, I think I have waited long enough. Welcome back, baby!
In all seriousness, it seemed these two were pretty decent and had marriage downpat. I guess that's the problem with marriage. One of the problems is that one getting married is a man.
I hope they work it out.
David Do Me Please!
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Submitted by Karisma on October 15, 2008 - 9:50pm.
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Yeah, people tend to forget the x-files wasn't always about aliens, it was about all paranormal phenomena. They could've taken more time on the story and maybe released it in the fall.
As for the divorce, meh. I never got Tea anyway, she looks like someone who has trouble holding onto weight, kinda like the saint who's name shall not be uttered lest her devoted minions come screaming out of the woodwork.
She can do better
Submitted by gyeah on October 15, 2008 - 8:35pm.
That David Duchovny thread with the teacup was fucking EPIC!
huh? which thread? enlighten me please!
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@ Luckycharms.... If you had included stockpiling guns, and multiple women, I would have sent Janet Reno and the Texas authorities after you.
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“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Geez, I'm watching the debate too, and John McCain looks like he has constipation. When he makes that scary smile/grimace, he looks really creepy.
Just like Robin Wright and Sean Penn, she has always seemed WAYYY too good for him.
I hope she ditches him, gets a ton of money and gets her looks and life back. He seems very scummy.
@ bambam
I really liked the movie as well. I thought it was great for the same reasons you stated... but I totally see how some were disappointed with it having nothing to do w/ the alien world.
As for Tea Leoni... I always thought she was so pretty... what happened to her??? She looks dreadful in that pic.
I am watching the debate right now, and it is scarcy from both sides. I'm not a conspiritual type of person or paranoid, but people need to start learning how to take of yourself in the event of an extreme disaster.
1) Have many gallons of water on hand. Most people need about 2 gallons a day to drink and do a very light bathing and tooth cleansing.
2) Have plenty of candles, stick matches, flashlights and radios, and new batteries to suit them all.
3) Have a great big box full of non-perishables such as soup, canned raviolies, spagettios, dried milk, cereal, chips, etc. It may not taste that great, but it will keep you from starving. Also pack a really good manual can opener.
4) Have a box full of personal items such as toilet tissue, feminine products and any other day to day luxuries.
5) Get your pets registered. In a lot of emergency shelters you can't bring your dogs or cats in if you can't prove they have had their yearly shots, have collar tags and papers. This is very important. Take care of your pets. Keep them completely up-to-date on all of their yearly shots, along with tags and papers that can be very easily accessibly in the even of an emergency.
6) Always, always, carry around in your wallet a card that clearly indicates who your insurance company is, and who is to be notified in the event of an emergency. This type of card can even be homemade with the actual real insurance card displayed behind. This card should be formost and prominent in your wallet so it can be easily seen by rescue workers if they need the information. Never carry your SS# card.
7) Preferably have $5,000 in cash or at the very least $2,000 in cash either at a bank that is immediately accessible or in your home. This is aside from real retirement savings that shouldn't be touched unless absolutely neccessary. Everyone should have several thousand dollars they can immediately get their hands on if they have to leave town for a little bit.
8) Get a passport. Everyone should have one. The process takes about 2 months and has to be renewed about every 6-7 years. It is worth it if you ever have to get the hell out of here. Otherwise, you have not way out. Think about that.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 15, 2008 - 8:48pm.
I think the breakup was coming for a long time. The most recent X-Files movie blew monkey chunks.
I think David might have blown chunks(sorry Chunks) while making the movie looking at Gillian Anderson's pits:
http://bp1.blogger.com/_WU1Lyav1Cls/SEpS0y4OCqI/AAAAAAAAADk/TEvr0L5i-IQ/...
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Tea, take Mike up on his offer. He'll be a hell of a lot better for you than David Fuckwad.
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Just need to state it again,
My panties fall off for him. He just does it for me.
they SOOO don't look like a celebrity couple, they just look like Dick and Jane Doe, middle America.
Not that that's a bad thing.
Hey may look beat here but I'd give him a blowie anytime any place...he screams sex addict... he needs deep dickin.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 15, 2008 - 8:48pm.
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I actually liked the movie. It was refreshing to see a movie without all the bells and whistles and explosions........but I can understand why you thought it sucked.
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 15, 2008 - 8:14pm.
She looks like a bore in the bedroom.. not much happenin' I bet He's likes abit of the cheeky finger and she prob doesn't give it to him...
It's no wonder he's strayed. Frigid Bitch.
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Oh I can just hear him whining about it.
"It's not my fault. I had no choice. She MADE me do it!!!!!!'
And then he would pout.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by NonnyMouse on October 15, 2008 - 8:53pm.
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Wishful thinking, maybe?
He is hot as hell on Californication. Not so hot in this pic. I'd still do him.
Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 8:30pm.
Seinfeld has infested my psyche.
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You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
"Marriage on hold"...that translates to 'it's over, bitch!"
Submitted by NonnyMouse on October 15, 2008 - 8:53pm.
I wouldn't be so sure that David was all about the vag, though.
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probably not but i dont care still my vajajay is still waiting
I wouldn't be so sure that David was all about the vag, though.
I think the breakup was coming for a long time. The most recent X-Files movie blew monkey chunks.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 15, 2008 - 8:26pm.
I know women all over the world are celebrating the freedom of Mulder.. yes I'm looking at you my friend, ohh yes I am. LOL
........... YES IM CELEBRATING MY VAJAJAY IS WAITING ALL OF THAT TEA COULDN'T HANDLE IM JUST AS MK SAY "I'll stroke your penis head and you can cum all over me"
I CAN HANDLE IT IM A HORNY BITCH.
LOL
Again, what is his appeal that a girl would want to suck on his dick without getting paid, he is not an A list talent. Offering his balls on a platter is not good enough unless the girl can buy a car, a house, a warddrobe, University, trade school, groceries, hair appointments, something Bring fucking sand to the table motherfucker because for now you aint worth shit for me to open up my twat is what the girls should be saying. This is exactly that Tea Leoni should be saying to herself as well. His dick is not all that.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
eyeah, major hair grease. AND David's nose seems to be getting schlonger and schlonger.
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They both look beat as hell, just like his peen.
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That David Duchovny thread with the teacup was fucking EPIC!
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DIE CHENEY, DIE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAA!! - me
eww they look like brother and sister.
These two need to get a strong shower head - they both have too much conditioner left in.
Seinfeld has infested my psyche.
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is this a good sign for Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. I love 'em both:)
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I know women all over the world are celebrating the freedom of Mulder.. yes I'm looking at you my friend, ohh yes I am. LOL
what I've learned today is breaking up really isn't so hard to do
and that plastic surgery really isn't so hard to get
and that it takes a fucktard to know a fucktard and cuntribute absolutely nothing in life other than their wack opinions.
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
I kind of liked Spanglish, even though she was crazy in the movie. They obviously do not bring out the best in each other anymore. They both look horrible!
She looks like a bore in the bedroom.. not much happenin' I bet He's likes abit of the cheeky finger and she prob doesn't give it to him...
It's no wonder he's strayed. Frigid Bitch.
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fox mulder and peter cook should strap on their masks & capes and hit up a few 'eyes wide shut' mansion parties together.
zexxy!
Submitted by angel_i on October 15, 2008 - 8:05pm.
And they used to be such a "not so great" looking couple.
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This seperation might not be good for Duchovny. All that free time....DUCHOVNY Gone Wild video.
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Tea is ugly as fuck and annoying. Sorry.