Wednesday, October 15th 2008

That Whole "Sex Addict Thing" Got In The Way

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni have been separated for a few months now, reports People. I guess she couldn't live with him putting his penis in another people's moutholes, vaginas and poopers.

They issued this paragraph of words confirming that their 11-year marriage is on hold: "In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months. The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."

Tea is a strong woman. She was in "Spanglish," which means she's equipped to cope with this kind of sadness. I don't know what that means, but just agree with me.

It's David I'm worried about. He's fragile and evil sluts with hungry genitals are going to try to take advantage of him in his hour of need. David, come to me. You can cry on my no-no hole...I mean...my shoulder. I'll stroke your penis head and you can cum cry all over me.

Posted by: Michael K


when did billy bob turn into rip van winkle? I mean really...it looks like he did some major coke lines and passed out for 20 years and woke up lookin like some mix between a homeless man and a fugly grandpa! And you know Tea was thinkin of that seen from deep impact when she hugs her dad while the 60 stories tall wave came crashin down on her. She holds billy bob close why checking his morphine drip cryin DADDDYYY. or in this case GRANNDDPPAA!

i agree with the poster who said it's nice that you haven't seen there kids plastered everywhere.

but damn after being able to keep your life private you go to sex rehab and are known for f'ing anything that walks!? ugh so much work so your kids can read what a slut you are.

poor tea and the kids!

KD's picture

I loved her in that Dick and Jane movie. And their kid who spoke spanish: "Don't take my telemundo!" He was the best part of the whole movie.

lizzieb's picture

She looks rough here and no wonder. What a prick, she seems like a nice woman and from what I have seen of her a good actress. Better than that I have no idea what their children look like, have never heard her innermost thoughts on the world nor have I seen her 'breastfeeding'. Sex addict my arse. Take some responsiblity man!

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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.

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I like Tea Leoni. She can do better.

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If I remember correctly, Duchovny and Leoni moved to New York City to get their kids away from skanky old Hollywood. Obviously, the skankiness was packed away in their moving truck. Too bad for their children. I think Leoni is a class act, too bad about their marriage.

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GO PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green Is Good's picture

"Sex Addict" my ass. This guy is cheating skank. He can't keep his dick in his pants, and his WIFE, the mother of his CHILDREN is sick of his shit. And rightly so.

Kick him to curb, Tea.

to pearl necklace ...

you're right, it would be a great movie to release leading up to halloween. I have always felt it would have worked better in the fall rather than the summer. partly due to the mood of the season and partly due to how many big movies came out this summer.

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My 2 cents on the X Files movie:

It was interesting and pretty good, but it could have been a lot better. I agree with those who say they could have postponed it til fall and worked on it more. I think it would have gotten greater audience attention especially this month with the so-so movies coming out -- Changeling anyone? bleh. And goes with the Halloween spirit.

to mel...

I don't care one way or another about the mulder/scully romance and I liked the xfiles movie. when the series ran I didn't get to watch much of it due to work so I never got into any of the fads about the show.

of course everyone has their own opinion. but I think there was more to the story than some people realize. but I didn't go in hoping to see any particular thing (aliens, for example) and I think that makes a difference.

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The X-Files film was pure grade a garbage. It was written to pander to those Mulder/Scully romance fans and it failed because of it. Californication is not as good this year at all. DD is having rough year.

this is sad...

even though their kids are young someone will say something to them. which is also quite sad.

I did really like the latest x files movie. I went the third week to the late show and the theater was pretty full (there were other movies to pick). that was kind of surprising after hearing how few people went to see it. I had seen a lot of x files right before I went since my friend just bought the dvds so maybe that made a difference. but I thought it was an interesting story.

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i couldn't go to sleep before this... he's hotter than hell.

David i'm here if you need a Horny Latina !!! 24/7
HOHO'S

lol

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 16, 2008 - 1:22am.

Or maybe she went through hell with all the cheating he did. Emotional devastation. Homegirl is drained from dealing with his wandering peen.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

I am surprized they stayed together this long,she seems boring and cold.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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So cheating,fucking anything that moves, and whacking it to porn is now an addiction?

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Submitted by Le_CUNT on October 15, 2008 - 11:27pm.

hmm..im assuming she was a lover of missionary and never put a dick in her mouth.
boring intercourse is the reason for the increase in divorce in this country.
ladies, if you fuck the SHIT out of your man, suck his dick, and make him chicken when you're done - then, maybe then, he won't cheat :)

and if he does..fuck his friends.
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it doesn't matter how hot a chick is or how good she is in bed, someone somewhere is tired of fucking her.

Jandra's picture

They both have the same fake hair color. Same hair colorist.

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Great to see you again Dot.
On topic: I guess Duchovny is now free to pursue his relationship with the tea set he's been banging on the side.

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wepll godam

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Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 11:56pm.

A camera can be fooled just like your eyes can be fooled.

I cannot be fooled.

Now quiche me with bacon lips and buttah breasts!

Damn. Why'd it get so dark in here?

MK?

Uh.

MK?

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Submitted by gyeah on October 15, 2008 - 11:37pm.

i think LE CUNT means a lady in the livin groom, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom and he won't leave, right Miss Cunt?
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OOOOooOOOOh! I thought it was some sex thing. Ala 'last chicken in the shop window'.

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BOO!

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Submitted by No Words on October 15, 2008 - 11:39pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 15, 2008 - 11:34pm.

I hereby nominate TITS for scariest avie ever.
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I second that motion.
*shiver*
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sniff

you like me! you really like me!!

y'all are mavericks in my book too!

(this pic also cures constipation)

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BOO!

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Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 11:31pm.
Le Cunt, what is this "and make him chicken when you're done" that you speak of?

She means to beat him with a pipe so he never even thinks of straying.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 15, 2008 - 11:23pm.

DOY! *smacks forehead* Wow, you know this WHOLE time I thought it was DEPP you meant? THIS WHOLE TIME?! Holy crap! I love them both so it just gives me a chuckle that I'd eff that up in my memory. lol
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Submitted by Manimal5 on October 15, 2008 - 11:27pm.

Hey, what's up Dot?
Nice to see you posting again.
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Mani, should I answer that in a Bugs Bunny type voice? ;) Good to see you too, sweetheart. Good to see a lot of familiar faces...arguing or gettin' along, you all make the patchwork that is humanity, familiarity and the hurt and pains of growing no matter what age we are a very typical, comfortable dysfunctional meeting at the proverbial dinner table of life. *chuckle*

MK, you and your angry sluts with hungry genitals talk like YOU can tawlk, mista. Like YOU can tawlk.

Okay, I admeat eat. My hungry flap jacks are like Mrs. Pac Man chompin' for some fruits. Yes, FRUITS.

So wrong. I know. *hangs head*

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 15, 2008 - 11:34pm.

I hereby nominate TITS for scariest avie ever.
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I second that motion.
*shiver*

gyeah's picture

i think LE CUNT means a lady in the livin groom, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom and he won't leave, right Miss Cunt?

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I hereby nominate TITS for scariest avie ever.

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gyeah's picture

Sorry TITS i was away. It was the thread with the pic of him with a teacup over his peen, that shit was hysterics all around.

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there's probably a line of fresh slags with open holes waiting to be plugged by duchovny...
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TITS's picture

Le Cunt, what is this "and make him chicken when you're done" that you speak of?

Never heard that phrase before.

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BOO!

Le_CUNT's picture

hmm..im assuming she was a lover of missionary and never put a dick in her mouth.
boring intercourse is the reason for the increase in divorce in this country.
ladies, if you fuck the SHIT out of your man, suck his dick, and make him chicken when you're done - then, maybe then, he won't cheat :)

and if he does..fuck his friends.

Manimal5's picture

Hey, what's up Dot?
Nice to see you posting again.

Tea is a man looking for a man.

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Dot, it was the Bale, not Depp.....:)

Very nice on the Sobriety. I applaud you.

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Sandy, where's kizzy? Is she under a dif name?

Nobody break out in Peaches N Herb now. Sheesh. hehehe

Sober sucks monkey balls but it does save moula. :P

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Not that I wouldn't have left his rotten cheating ass too. I feel bad for the kids.

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lusciousT, I totally agree. Being cheated on is such a horrible feeling. The worst.

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Yeah ho's ~ it's "."

Dottay AND Kizzay still luvs us...

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Submitted by . on October 15, 2008 - 10:50pm.

I have 60 days sober as well. Every Sunday for the last 15 months.

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Hey there Dot!
I've missed you!

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DOT!!!!

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Damn Tea Leoni got old.

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Being cheated on sucks. I can't imagine how much more so it would when it's all over the press.

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Submitted by ocd can be good on October 15, 2008 - 11:00pm.

Thanks for the refresher. Congratulations on the 60 days.
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YW and TY, OCD. :)

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Thanks for the refresher. Congratulations on the 60 days.

Submitted by ocd can be good on October 15, 2008 - 10:51pm.

It was a great photo, but how did that teacup song go?
"I'm a little tea-cup
Short and stout?"
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..Here is my handle
here is my spout
when I get all steamed up
then I shout...
tip me over and pour me out!

lol

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It was a great photo, but how did that teacup song go?
"I'm a little tea-cup
Short and stout?"
I forget the rest but the song and image will be stuck with me all night at work.

Sorry but I'd have to be really drunk to even be with a one night threesome with these two and then the only way I'd even know it happened was when some asshat posted the pictures of it on the internet and MK put it on dlisted to expose my shame for all.

60 days sober.

FUCK.