Wednesday, October 15th 2008
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Scary Spice beamed down from Planet Grace Jones to walk the carpet at the MOBO Awards in London tonight. While I appreciate the fact that Scary brought her chichis out to play, I do not appreciate the "2 Girls, 1 Cup" moment happening on her head. It also looks like she's poking out of a pair of labia lips. She could be used in a sex education demonstration.
The bitch laughing her ass of in the back pretty much says it all.
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Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 9:58pm.
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HAHA I bet the zipper comes in handy.
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Zipper Vagina? lol!
So is THAT what it means when a guy gets his penis caught in 'a' zipper? Hmm..... :))
Scary's crooked lookin' boobs need animatin'
HIYA SPEAKIT!
Ho, I thought about you last weekend while I was away wif mah *real* friends. Aaaaaah...those catholic girls!
I told one to GO.TO.CHURCH.BITCH!!
One of our friends is considering leaving her marriage. They expect her to stay until she dies.
Anyways, not the right forum for me to vent.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 9:53pm.
My vagina looks like that dress.
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HAHA I bet the zipper comes in handy.
HIYA SANDBITCH!!!
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 9:53pm.
I have that dress.. okay it's my grandmother's pillow sham from Fingerhut, but still..
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My vagina looks like that dress.
I love how that chick just LOST IT! Scary looks mega stupid...she's probably looking at the picture and feeling all shades of idiot right now.
Your face!
I have that dress.. okay it's my grandmother's pillow sham from Fingerhut, but still..
I agree with everyone that reckons the bitch laffin in the back is the hotness. That would so be me if I was caught up in that crowd.
The bitch laughin in the back is my new best friend.
And as her new best friend I'll give her some shea butter for them ashy ass elbows!
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Oh, and Bitches is dumb!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Shitstorm, yar, we feel ya. Ho, you been absent but not forgotten, ya feel me?
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Aww shuckies. I feel ya, hon! Cut datta out now! People will talk if I tear up and stuff and there's NO CRYING on DLISTED. *dabs eyes* I want to believe everything will be okay for everyone but things are tough and skeery and there's no denying it. The world is shittin' itself. :\
Submitted by Madam Pince on October 15, 2008 - 9:36pm.-
Madam Pince, I never understood the ashy knee thing? Is that dry skin?
That fucking dress!! The collar looks like labia majora with Mel B's head popping out. And Scary Spice's body is jammed in the vaginal vault.
It's a subliminal message for Eddie Murphy - it has to be. Scary Spice got a sense of humour y'all.
Submitted by . on October 15, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Dot, is that you??
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Yes, Sandy. Can you hear me now? :) ;) I miss being here but the shitstorm of life has been taking precedence (as I'm sure it has for a lot of earthlings besides myself). :(
Well POO! I see a few folks already mentioned the hair-don't. -It definitely looks like her hair stylist drank a few 16 ouncers of metamucil before adding the final 'touches'.
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Shitstorm, yar, we feel ya. Ho, you been absent but not forgotten, ya feel me?
Her knees are ashy.
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theres a girl in the background and she is crackin the shit up! SHE IS the hotness.
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Eddie Murphy must be looking at this pic and kicking himself and kissing himself and pissing himself, all at the same time.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Dot, is that you??
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Yes, Sandy. Can you hear me now? :) ;) I miss being here but the shitstorm of life has been taking precedence (as I'm sure it has for a lot of earthlings besides myself). :(
Well POO! I see a few folks already mentioned the hair-don't. -It definitely looks like her hair stylist drank a few 16 ouncers of metamucil before adding the final 'touches'.
She looks like a tranny in that. Now I can finally see why Eddie got with her.
Dot, is that you??
Submitted by . on October 15, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Forget the GD outfit. Who took a giant dump on top of her head?
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I repeat, dot, '.', is that you?
What kind of animal dropping is that on top of her head anyway?
That dress would so rock if it had cargo pockets...ya dig?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Solange is pounding on the basement door for this hot number.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Forget the GD outfit. Who took a giant dump on top of her head?
She definitely had work done to her face amongst other parts.
Why are these women so vain?
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a vagina with a poop clit!
And what's with the bowed-out cowboy stance? man, that is one fucked up display of fashion nonsense.
Is that a I love Lucy hair do? What was she thinking with that hair do?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Nice pussy collar!
We must consume mass quantities of beer before we break out the sex rings.......mmmmmmeps mmeps meps meps...
it's an early Halloween treat for kiddos:)
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Submitted by Sassy: "Did Beyonce's mom design that shit?"
Awww, man. You beat me to it. I was going to make a crack about the House of Derion.
the pockets just give it that extra somethin'
(ahahaha I wish I was there so I too could be laughing at her in her face all behind her back and whatnot)
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That is just wrong
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I would say something bad, but I am afraid she would hear...look at those ears! LMAO.
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Her Halloween costume is the "Cup" from 2 girls 1 cup? That would explain the softserve hairdo.
I wager a bet that the corn in Grace Jones' cacka has more talent than this woman. Never again good to begin with and over a decade later still here? How?
Rule number 1. Never try to be Grace Jones!!
*Pic of woman laughing is priceless.
--thanks awfully--
Planet Grace Jones would kick this bitch off. At least Grace could carry off her craziness. Scary ain't got a snowball's chance in hell.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Is that her holloween costume and she's a Star Wars prostitute? Couldn't she find shoes that fit?
I'm going to echo the sentiment of the black girl in the far left of the background of the pic.
It's not so much the dress as it is the HAIR!!!!! One or the other Mel!!! You can see her husband is like WTF?
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It's a one of a kind type of dress, thank God. It's the type that looks bad no matter who wears it. Maybe she wants some sprinkles for that chocolate swirl on top of her head.
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Submitted by Aamyko. on October 15, 2008 - 7:26pm.
I'm still wondering WTF is going on with her hair?
Can someone explain to me how "Hair" gets to be in that shape?
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It ain't hair, huney. It's a fiiiiiieeeeerce weave! (that looks a bit like a turd, agreed)
a shame, i always thought Mel B had the best body out of the Spice Girls.
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That dress has 6th grade Home EC written all over it!!!
Plus her boobies are all sorts of wonk.
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I'm still wondering WTF is going on with her hair?
Can someone explain to me how "Hair" gets to be in that shape?
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that's not a dress
that's a coat.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Her legs look like tree trunks.
Her head is gonna hurt something fierce when she takes that tight ass bun off her head. Yowch!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Man - I could not figure out who that was before reading it!
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Submitted by TOPANGA on October 15, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Does MOBO stand for The Most Obvious Brokedown and Busted Outfit Awards? Cause if it does...Mel B. must have swept every category last night.
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I think it stands for "Mother Of the Bride in Outerspace"
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That looks like a shellacked dog turd pile on her head!
Little Ridin' In Da 'Hood!
A Tyra-favourite, but the only woman who could rock this is Grace Jones.
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