Wednesday, October 15th 2008

What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

Scary Spice beamed down from Planet Grace Jones to walk the carpet at the MOBO Awards in London tonight. While I appreciate the fact that Scary brought her chichis out to play, I do not appreciate the "2 Girls, 1 Cup" moment happening on her head. It also looks like she's poking out of a pair of labia lips. She could be used in a sex education demonstration.

The bitch laughing her ass of in the back pretty much says it all.

Wenn, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


Sashas_minion25's picture

The girl laughing her ass off in the background is PRICELESS!!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Sit yo ass down!

moomarse's picture

mmmm butt-boobies! The lady behind the scene says it all! hahahahaha!!!!!

Dirk Diggler's picture

Only Grace Jones could get away with that kind of look. And that "scary" fake rack looks like a butt.

Sensimina's picture

How many ethnic Skipper dolls had to die to make that weave happen?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.

dadada's picture

I thought that was Solange at first, but she would've rock it in black and white, Zebra style. Hubby is the only one on carpet that can hear the snickering going on behind them.

You'll be popular when you're dead!

letters from london's picture

lol! The expression of the autograph-hunter chic in the background says it all.

sexy's picture

VERY GRACE JONES OF HER! Grace Jones meets WAG.

lizzieb's picture

Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 6:50am.
There's NO safe place to rest your eyes with this mess, is there?

The shoes are OK. Her escort looks thrilled doesn't he? Oh dear god woman, pack it in. Maybe you decided to see if you could out-mess 'posh' but some challenges are best not risen to. On behalf of the English I apologise for any damage these old spices have caused.

********************************************
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 6:50am.

Hehehehe. You KNOW the outfits bad when Ziggy has nothing to say but a swear word!

OOhhh. I think I just figured out why ESE was holding that poker :)

+++++++++++++++
I POOP RAINBOWS

Green Is Good's picture

There's NO safe place to rest your eyes with this mess, is there?

ZiggyStardust's picture

FUCKING HELL.

=========================================

@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

lizzieb's picture

Mel, there's no nice way of saying this and I am not going to lie to you so here goes... you look a cunt.

********************************************
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.

Queen Justine's picture

Damn that outfit is hideous!

anything to save us from another spice girl offering.

jussayin's picture

Submitted by . on October 15, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 10:05pm.

Jussayin!!! Have you seen '.'s avie?

CATFIGHT!!!
-

Hey now, TITS! I implore thee... Hasn't enough dlisted fur been flyin' to satisfy your thirst for drama? I keed you, I keed you.

....evidently pussies gotta come out scrapping on this board!! we aren't fighting each other though LOL. we are too cute for that. rawr!

***********************************************
You can't know what control really means until you lose it.

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 1:02am.

I ♥ Australia!!!

I'll go there someday and when I do... I'm gonna visit you! I may have lots of gray hair and saggy tits by then but.... HEY! Do Australian attractions offer senior citizen discounts?

====

I'll let you know next week...

Bondagebarbie's picture

Very ugly,she should fire her stylist.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

speakit's picture

I ♥ Australia!!!

I'll go there someday and when I do... I'm gonna visit you! I may have lots of gray hair and saggy tits by then but.... HEY! Do Australian attractions offer senior citizen discounts?

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 12:24am.

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 16, 2008 - 12:11am.
You know what we don't have in Australia? NO FUCKING TIPS. That saves another hundred bucks a week...

OH, and no fucking REPUBLICANS!!!!

Sorry speakit.

____________________________

Okay, when I first read that, I thought you were apologizing like I was a Republican. I would've had to kill you, but then I reread it. :)

====

Oh, fuck no no, not for one cotton pickin' moment. I was just stirrin' you about the gamut of Australia's attractions. I know how you hate that... :)

Mr. President's picture

I guess she couldn't afford a gay stylist.

**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

QueenCharisma's picture

This is just wrong on so many levels...

*************************************************

"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08

speakit's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 16, 2008 - 12:11am.
You know what we don't have in Australia? NO FUCKING TIPS. That saves another hundred bucks a week...

OH, and no fucking REPUBLICANS!!!!

Sorry speakit.

____________________________

Okay, when I first read that, I thought you were apologizing like I was a Republican. I would've had to kill you, but then I reread it. :)

speakit's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 11:38pm.

I gots it Sandbitch!

====

I just found this google earth link to where I *am*.

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1096219

______________________________________

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG... so jelly.

Sandbitch's picture

You know what we don't have in Australia? NO FUCKING TIPS. That saves another hundred bucks a week...

OH, and no fucking REPUBLICANS!!!!

Sorry speakit.

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 12:00am.

Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 11:29pm.

Just out of curiosity, cuz obviously it will never happen for me, but what does a flight to Australia cost?
---------------------
one way - a living room set
round trip - a used car.

=======

FUCKING CHEAP AT TWICE THE PRICE! The best way to experience another country is on the ground, like a local. Not in some fucking hotel...

TITS's picture

Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 11:29pm.

Just out of curiosity, cuz obviously it will never happen for me, but what does a flight to Australia cost?
---------------------
one way - a living room set
round trip - a used car.

+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
BOO!

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 11:38pm.

I gots it Sandbitch!

====

I just found this google earth link to where I *am*.

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1096219

speakit's picture

I gots it Sandbitch!

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 11:25pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 10:05pm.

BITCH, YOU SHOULD COME VISIT! There might be no heaven...

I would only LOVE IT.

Australia would be my heaven. At least that's the way I imagined it. :)

====

My email is *let me know if you dint get it*

I'll edit it out after you copy it :)

letinstar's picture

grace jones would rock this outfit...thumbnail #3, the hubby looks not amused by the fuggines...
_____________________________________________
your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)

speakit's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 10:33pm.

My advice for the election is...

Vote, then get on a plane to Australia

_______________________________________

Just out of curiosity, cuz obviously it will never happen for me, but what does a flight to Australia cost?

suze's picture

I've reviewed the pictures.

Coke diet.

No doubt. Coke diet.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

speakit's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 10:05pm.

BITCH, YOU SHOULD COME VISIT! There might be no heaven...

________________________________

I would only LOVE IT.

Australia would be my heaven. At least that's the way I imagined it. :)

suze's picture

What the fuck is she doing?
I expected SO much better from her.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Miss November's picture

great post mk! "Planet Grace Jones!"

The bitch laughing her ass off in the back, needs to take some of the grease off scary spice's butt nugget hair and put it on her ashy ass arms. Looks like she erased a blackboard with her elbows.

Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 10:42pm.

A bag of Tuna dental treats says jussayin wins.

naw, you'd both probably just meet up on the roof and stand there hissing and posing without even touching until dinner then run off.
-

LMAO!

*Plucks Jussayin's tuna treats out of toofs*

What yoo say? I don't even know Jussayin (I don't think?) So I better watch my tuna treats. lol

TITS's picture

Submitted by . on October 15, 2008 - 10:11pm.

Jussayin!!! Have you seen '.'s avie?

CATFIGHT!!!
-

Hey now, TITS! I implore thee... Hasn't enough dlisted fur been flyin' to satisfy your thirst for drama? I keed you, I keed you.
-------------------------

A bag of Tuna dental treats says jussayin wins.

naw, you'd both probably just meet up on the roof and stand there hissing and posing without even touching until dinner then run off.

+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
BOO!

Submitted by applehead on October 15, 2008 - 10:26pm.

Nice to see you, you haven't been around lately (at least when I'm here)

-

You too, App.

I agree that she has a pretty face and maybe the cow-pie hair (as you put it so succinctly and adroitly) and vaggie hoodie thing-a-ma-jig is there to distract from her sticky-outty ears. I'm speaking strictly from the neck up though. I don't think I have the strength for tackling the nightmare from the neck down so I'll leave that to you talented hos lest I be accused of being loquacious.

Sandbitch's picture

Speakit, I have also invited Dr Destructo. I'm having an USA election party at my place in Australia.

My advice for the election is...

Vote, then get on a plane to Australia. It's the 51st State don't you know?

Mel B is so sexy. S E X Y. But this outfit is wack. Dammit the 80s are dead.

Submitted by . on October 15, 2008 - 9:34pm.

Nice to see you, you haven't been around lately (at least when I'm here)

Kp's picture

Her hair is not nearly as bad as that God awful collar! Egad. Who was that supposed to flatter?

Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

The sad thing is that she has a really pretty face...WTF is that cow pie on her head?!

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 10:05pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 10:02pm.

_________________________________-

What? Not the right forum for you to vent? Why the hell should that stop you?

AWWwww thanks for thinking of me! So a little birdie told me (I read your posts) that you had a good time. That's awesomely awesome.

====

You were with me in spirit! Chilli Chocolate Schnapps spirit that is. Oh, and also when I was watching the kangaroos, koalas, frogs, parrots and glow worms.

BITCH, YOU SHOULD COME VISIT! There might be no heaven...

Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 10:05pm.

Jussayin!!! Have you seen '.'s avie?

CATFIGHT!!!
-

Hey now, TITS! I implore thee... Hasn't enough dlisted fur been flyin' to satisfy your thirst for drama? I keed you, I keed you.

Okay, so we have the floppy vagina dress sooooooo...where's the scrotum two piece? Hmm?

speakit's picture

Submitted by . on October 15, 2008 - 10:04pm.

So is THAT what it means when a guy gets his penis caught in 'a' zipper? Hmm..... :))

______________________________________

LOL

Well, Sandbitch has gotta be all fancy pussied. Mine just has velcro.

Creepella's picture

She's living up to her name

TITS's picture

Submitted by . on October 15, 2008 - 9:15pm.

Jussayin!!! Have you seen '.'s avie?

CATFIGHT!!!

+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
BOO!

speakit's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 10:02pm.

_________________________________-

What? Not the right forum for you to vent? Why the hell should that stop you?

AWWwww thanks for thinking of me! So a little birdie told me (I read your posts) that you had a good time. That's awesomely awesome.