Vadge & A-Rod Are Secret Lovers
Now that Vadge's marriage is officially in the coffin, she's free to skip fist-in-fist with A-Rod. Some ho close to A-Rod tells UsWeekly that the two bodybuilders are totally doing it and have been for a while. Vadge denied the rumors of them being together this past summer.
The source said that Vadge and Guy haven't been "together" for about a year. I think that just means they haven't busted nuts on each other or something. The source went on to say, "Guy is not involved in this equation. With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing. A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."
They are planning to keep it secret until her tour ends. That's smart. Just when everyone stops talking about her buff ass, she'll have another not-so-surprising bomb to drop.
I was hoping that Vadge's whatever-affair with A-Rod was nothing more than a fuck-and-run fling. I say she should just suck on his dumbbell and ride his Soloflex, but keep it at that. She doesn't need another relationship. She needs to revisit her mega whore days. Vadge, unclench that rock hard vagina and have some fucking fun. Yeah, that's not going to happen.
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Submitted by Candy on October 15, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Yea she's rich but she's fucking old plus she has 3 children. When is the whoring going to stop? You get married, have children but can't take the time or have the will to make it work? I don't understand people like her.
Way back in the 80's when she said she wanted to "Conquer the world." What she really meant was "My vagina wants to conquer the world and fuck as many people as possible." Three kids and a marriage isn't going to slow that ambition down.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Sharon Osbourne was right, she does look like an OLD HOOKER, now she is one. He's so fine too. WTF is he thinking? She's so pale, cold, clammy. I imagine that when he touches her, she's very cold to the touch. Like screwing a corpse.
These two egos together is gonna be fuckin awesome!
Personally I can't stand either of them, but wtf is he doing with her?
Seriously - he's gotta be doing her from behind (or vice versa) cuz having to look into her busted face is too much to ask of anyone.
Her face is bad enough with make up on - can you imagine what it looks like first thing in the morning?
Yamma Hamma - it's Fright Night!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I just noticed that Madonna looks like LoLo's "Sea Monkey" avie.
Bawahhhhhhaaaaa
NewsAlert: Madonna is rumored to be singing a duet on Blohan's next album.
I bet they swapping spit.
madonna and arod can compare dick and bicep sizes...true love...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
Do you think when A-Rod is doing her the thought ever comes to his head that she was bumping uglies and I do mean uglies with Dennis Rodman?
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Out of all of this i hope you all learn an important lesson today, There's not a whole lot that can compare to DOMINICAN DICK.
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ay papi!!!!!
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
A-Rod. Pfffft. Give me Omar Vizquel any day!
Omarrrrrrrrr...if you're out there....call me......
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
Submitted by Deb on October 15, 2008 - 4:33pm.
I can picture A-Rod and Vadge doing it in a mirrored bedroom, each really looking at their own body as they moan, "Yeah, baby! You're the best!"
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Um . . . eww!! Really didn't need that visual!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
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She has the purple penatrator i dont see the need to get a dick that is attached to THAT FUCKINGUGLYMISSINGLINKSPRAYTANNEDFACE!
I mean imagine that face close up to yours? Looking up those big hairy dumb ass nose holes!
YUCK!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
What a total f'n skank she is. His wife should kick her ass. She's got muscle too. She needs a good kick in her dirty hole. Nasty, nasty, nasty.
veins rubbing together
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
At least this will keep him away from my grandma for a little bit.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Madonna is someone who has calculated each relationship to boost her career, (not unlike JHo).
Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Guy Richie - all used to keep her name out there, or to give her entry into films. Carlos Leon was used as a sperm donor.
A-Rod is young, Latino, rich and hot, and what's more American than a Yankee?
It won't work.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Salem & Love Anderson ~ yea, you're probably right. I give it about a month before she starts with her new accent.
I still think Madonna will go Gayelle just to stay relevant & be trendy...
Yea she's rich but she's fucking old plus she has 3 children. When is the whoring going to stop? You get married, have children but can't take the time or have the will to make it work? I don't understand people like her.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Out of all of this i hope you all learn an important lesson today, There's not a whole lot that can compare to DOMINICAN DICK.
Somebody throw some kabalah water on me, i think I'm going to faint at this news.
UGLY
Both of ya's!
GWAD!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"Ride his soloflex"
LOOOOOOOOOL. They're a truly gross couple.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Salem13 on October 15, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 15, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Spanglish with a little bit of brooklyn?
- Exactly what I was thinking.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 15, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Spanglish with a little bit of brooklyn?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
She likes them big and veiny, not tiny and pasty.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
A ROID IS SOFUCKINGUGLYGAWTDAYUMN!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Madonna is so hideous! Enjoy the clap A-Rod!
Well big fuckin' DUH! I can't imagine vadge being with anybody shes just so fuckin' vain, I don't think she'll remarry.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Wonder what accent Madonna will pick up now that she's dating ARod.
This has the expiration date of a carton of milk.
I can picture A-Rod and Vadge doing it in a mirrored bedroom, each really looking at their own body as they moan, "Yeah, baby! You're the best!"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ok, so we'll just replace Vadge, Guy and A-Rod
with Skeletina, The Brad and The Clooney verbatim for the Brangelina break up.
And it will be The Brad and The Clooney bumpin' nuts.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Yuck, Madonna looks like the Cryptkeeper. And her skin looks so papery.
another shocker.
I don't know if my heart can take much more.
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
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