Vadge & A-Rod Are Secret Lovers
Now that Vadge's marriage is officially in the coffin, she's free to skip fist-in-fist with A-Rod. Some ho close to A-Rod tells UsWeekly that the two bodybuilders are totally doing it and have been for a while. Vadge denied the rumors of them being together this past summer.
The source said that Vadge and Guy haven't been "together" for about a year. I think that just means they haven't busted nuts on each other or something. The source went on to say, "Guy is not involved in this equation. With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing. A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."
They are planning to keep it secret until her tour ends. That's smart. Just when everyone stops talking about her buff ass, she'll have another not-so-surprising bomb to drop.
I was hoping that Vadge's whatever-affair with A-Rod was nothing more than a fuck-and-run fling. I say she should just suck on his dumbbell and ride his Soloflex, but keep it at that. She doesn't need another relationship. She needs to revisit her mega whore days. Vadge, unclench that rock hard vagina and have some fucking fun. Yeah, that's not going to happen.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 15, 2008 - 5:23pm
So tell me, redpoint. Is ignorance really bliss? If so, you must be positively giddy right about now! Asshole.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 15, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Yes it does, but is kind of like black people calling themselves the N word... I'm allowed to say whatever the fuck I want! :)
and I stand by mt comment. Dominican men suck ass, however puertorican men are yummy
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Follow a fucking thread MORON.
The racist comment was submitted by shut the smurf.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 15, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 5:21pm.
I was just gonna say what the hell has been going on around here today?
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Fuk I love it when people agree with me!!!
full moon leftovers? lots of hate today.
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TITS, I was thinking single-celled amoeba. But balustrade works too. :)
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She should make a sequel to her "Sex" book. It could include raunchy "art" pictures of A-Rod, Guy Ritchie, Carlos Leon, her interior decorator, the kids' nanny, JC Chasez, Mystery, David Blain, and of course, her trusty personal trainer.
Submitted by SpiceDong on October 15, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Furniture? Think balustrade and newel posts.
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I doubt he's currently hitting that, everyone knows his bat stops working in October.
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A match made in heaven. Now Guy can get back to making serious movies without this talentless old hag wanting to be in them and fucking them up...
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Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 5:21pm.
I was just gonna say what the hell has been going on around here today?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Ok, so do celebrities have secret words for everything Big Brother style? Like "private" means "public" and "honest" means "smart" and "secret" means "common knowledge"? How stupid do they think we are. These games are beyond insulting.
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he's disgusting.
But then again... anyone who would willingly stick their peen in Madonna's vadge is utterly disgusting. I don't care how rich she is. Madonna is simply an older version of Paris Hilton. A pussy covered in sores and as wide as the grand canyon.
I never did like her music anyway. And I never liked sports either.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on October 15, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Her children are so lucky to have such a classy role model. She seems hell bent on proving that she is a complete skank....we get it already.
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Lourdes is at an age now were Madonna won't be able to hide this shit from her...even tho she can't watch t.v., kids at school can be cruel no matter whom your parent(s) are
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Yes it does, but is kind of like black people calling themselves the N word... I'm allowed to say whatever the fuck I want! :)
and I stand by mt comment. Dominican men suck ass, however puertorican men are yummy
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So tell me, redpoint. Is ignorance really bliss? If so, you must be positively giddy right about now! Asshole.
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People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. - Paul Newman
*sigh* I'd lick A-Rod's money belt!
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People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. - Paul Newman
Weird how the comments here morphed into racism. Weird and sad.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 15, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I still think Madonna will go Gayelle just to stay relevant & be trendy...
She already did the cat back in 1992...ask Sarah Bernhardt and Ingrid Casarez and just about anyone who saw her Sex Book...where were you then?
After A-rod Vadge will take on animals and children...wait she did that too...never mind. I guess nursing home dwellers is the only frontier not touched by her vaginal smegma yet. At least that we know off...wait! Warren Beaty he was nursing home material when she hooked up with him...I give up...DAMN this woman has done ANYTHING that has a genital.
The thought of these two roid blasters bumping veins makes me want to vomit.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Yes it does, but is kind of like black people calling themselves the N word... I'm allowed to say whatever the fuck I want! :)
and I stand by mt comment. Dominican men suck ass, however puertorican men are yummy
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blahfucking,
nice try trashbag.
Submitted by LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Madonna is of DETROIT heritage and any trace of being Italian or Sicillian was in her name ALONE.
Her father is pure Italian. His parents were both born in Italy. Her mother's side is Anglo. She's still a nasty skank though. Even the realively pure breeding couldn't save her nasty ass.
She is just straight up hideous.
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Yes it does, but is kind of like black people calling themselves the N word... I'm allowed to say whatever the fuck I want! :)
and I stand by mt comment. Dominican men suck ass, however puertorican men are yummy
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 15, 2008 - 5:05pm.
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I totally agree with everything you said. I also think that it was some sort of a power trip on her part, along the lines of, "I wear the pants in this family, so I will decide what's announced and when." And then proceeded to bitch slap Guy across the face with her dick.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!! TV!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs*
*screams*
Your avvie!!!!!!!!!
*has seizure*
Nothing like a "grannie" fuck to restore your image and self confidence A-Rod. For a guy that makes a couple of gzillion dollars for playing a fucking game 6 months out of the year he has incredibly bad taste in chicks! Shit the last one looked like she could bench press him and now he is fuckin on some old lady that has to shoot up to just so her hips don't go out on her when she is slithering on the stage. Nice job A Rod. Give me your money and I'll at least show you how to pick up some hot pieces bruddah!
Her and A-hole are going to get together in a tub full of blessed Kabalalalalallaah water, bump their roided up nasties, its gonna be like toilet water splashing on a hemroid.
Submitted by yepyepyep on October 15, 2008 - 4:50pm.
A-ROD denied being Dominican (but he sure acts like a dominican man, ignorant and a cheater)
BRAVO!!!!
Dominican men are the worst kind of men of all of the hispanics
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And this whole time i was thinking Dlisted posters were of more stature than those of perezhilton. Apparently, ignorance and bigotry is runs everywhere.
Where is Vadge's logic in waiting for the end of her egomania world tour to announce her divorce from Guy Ritchie? Why would her divorce effect ticket sales? Unless she's trying to do the "I have it all" shit. Guy Ritchie ain't playing that game with this media whore.
Methinks there was behind the scenes hashing out. Like Guy wasn't going to give her sole legal and physical custody of Rocco.
The book these kids are going to write. It'll make Joan Crawford look like June Cleaver.
VadgeRot needs to stop with irons of crimps machines times too.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by yepyepyep on October 15, 2008 - 4:50pm.
A-ROD denied being Dominican (but he sure acts like a dominican man, ignorant and a cheater)
BRAVO!!!!
Dominican men are the worst kind of men of all of the hispanics
I got a thing for Latinos too. And younger ones, at that! Hmm.
I think I have Vadge overload now. Time to go!
Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 4:57pm.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I'd like to hear more about your grandmother.
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Try Penthouse Forum.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
She can have this Dominican baseball player, just as long as she stays away from one Albert Pujols.
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Her children are so lucky to have such a classy role model. She seems hell bent on proving that she is a complete skank....we get it already.
I guess he really is as stupid as he looks.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 15, 2008 - 4:50pm.
I blame my parents.
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I think I speak for all of us when I say I'd like to hear more about your grandmother.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 4:48pm.
It was either this Madonna bull shit story or Scientology to cover up A-roids gayness?
His face makes me think of butt sex.
His ex looked like a man as well. You may have something there.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
What's the difference between Madonna's pussy and A-Rod's luggage? Both are made of leather and have bats in it, but A-Rod's luggage only gets manhandled by airline personnel for 6 months a year.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I hear that A-Rod loves it when the hag hairs on her chin brush up agianst his chest during sexy times.
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"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Madonna is of DETROIT heritage and any trace of being Italian or Sicillian was in her name ALONE.
Shes whatever sells records at the moment.
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Next thing you know she will be wanting to have his baby and get knocked up with twins because she has to do IVF since she's SO OLD!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by yoly on October 15, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Sharon Osbourne was right, she does look like an OLD HOOKER, now she is one. He's so fine too. WTF is he thinking? She's so pale, cold, clammy. I imagine that when he touches her, she's very cold to the touch. Like screwing a corpse.
Screwing a corpse - HAHAHA
Shazza sounds like fun. Between that and her Nicole Kidman comment (forehead like a flatscreen) - I'm thinking a night on the turps with Sharon would be awesome.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
A-ROD denied being Dominican (but he sure acts like a dominican man, ignorant and a cheater)
Madonna is supposed to be of Hispanic heritage,
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 4:49pm.
I blame my parents.
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*shocked* NOT!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by Anonymous101 on October 15, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Sorry! I just feel the need to share my ugly visuals! This should help.
Here's a REAL baseball hottie, Jason Werth!
http://philliesphollowers.mlblogs.com/assets_c/2008/04/P4137179%20cr%20E...
Feast your eyes, ladies and gents. But back off! He's mine!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 15, 2008 - 4:41pm.
At least this will keep him away from my grandma for a little bit.
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You always have a delightfully twisted take on things.
My reactions to your comments are usually eyebrows shoot up, mouth open, intake of breath, laughter.
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I Love it! She's always loved Latin baseball players! Remember Jose Canseco? La isla Bonita!!!!!!!
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It was either this Madonna bull shit story or Scientology to cover up A-roids gayness?
His face makes me think of butt sex.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I guess he got tired of only showering with men during baseball season.
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This "relationship" will be another epic failure. There is not enough room for both their swollen heads, egos and veins.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
OH NO SHE HAS SEA MONKEY FACE???
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
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