Wednesday, October 15th 2008

Vadge & A-Rod Are Secret Lovers

Now that Vadge's marriage is officially in the coffin, she's free to skip fist-in-fist with A-Rod. Some ho close to A-Rod tells UsWeekly that the two bodybuilders are totally doing it and have been for a while. Vadge denied the rumors of them being together this past summer.

The source said that Vadge and Guy haven't been "together" for about a year. I think that just means they haven't busted nuts on each other or something. The source went on to say, "Guy is not involved in this equation. With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing. A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."

They are planning to keep it secret until her tour ends. That's smart. Just when everyone stops talking about her buff ass, she'll have another not-so-surprising bomb to drop.

I was hoping that Vadge's whatever-affair with A-Rod was nothing more than a fuck-and-run fling. I say she should just suck on his dumbbell and ride his Soloflex, but keep it at that. She doesn't need another relationship. She needs to revisit her mega whore days. Vadge, unclench that rock hard vagina and have some fucking fun. Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Posted by: Michael K


stinkbutt's picture

Shame on A-Rod, apparently Madonna has been separated from Guy for a year. A-Rod's the whore!

Kp's picture

Madonna's face makes it totally apparent that she lost her soul.

Clarisse's picture

xxyxz!
Hey Bebbeh!! You caught me before i made a dent! Only 59.00 for Amazon today!

Okie on vacation eh...you'll be getting lonely...

*puts on fresh lipstick*

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M.E.'s picture

Zomay - yep. Even her Fags were hot.

Ahhhhhhhh, the '90s.

xxyxz's picture

*licks Clarisse*

It's over now... And Oklahoma is on Vacation....

Wanna come ober

*winks*

xxyxz's picture

Angel-i

love the video
I posted a comment on there;)

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 15, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Dominican men are the worst kind of men of all of the hispanics
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Not a racist remark, but it is an unsupportable generalization.

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

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I think this thread needs a big fat bong load!!! I have just the thing!! ;P

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M.E. yes! Her entourage/sexy dancers were HOT too.

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ShiningKnight on October 1

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Why must all Hollywood celebs dishonour themselves, so?

It is dishonourable to sleep with someone who is not you husband/wife and who is marred! Shame on both Madonna and A-Rod.

ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195

aeternitas in complexu tuo

Clarisse's picture

I'm going back to waste some money on Amazon. Someone lick me when the bull shit blows over. K.

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M.E.'s picture

TV - whachu talkin about, Mark has on his make up here!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 15, 2008 - 5:38pm.

Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 5:37pm.

Sugaroo,

whats does shit taste like?

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Dunno. Why don't you ask the hooker your father bonked last night?
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LOL! Back in Junior High. Luvs it! (No, really).

Anyhwore: redpoint...just because YOU get what you mean doesn't mean you shouldn't be sensitive. Yeesh.

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Submitted by xxyxz on October 15, 2008 - 5:43pm.

LCT

Nice to see you !!!

xoxoxo
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Hello my darling!! Here, have a mint.

M.E.'s picture

Zomay - I thought Madonna was hot back in the Vogue days.

*sigh*

stinkbutt's picture

nice switch if it's true...Guy is such a drip!

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Submitted by M.E. on October 15, 2008 - 5:46pm.

Nice Marc Anthony avie, but he doesn't look browbeaten enough.

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Sandbitch's picture

Yeah right. And Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian.

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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 5:37pm.

Sugaroo,

whats does shit taste like?
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OOH OOH! I can answer this one. It's got a somewhat musky dirt flavour, with undertones of bologna and pickles.

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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 5:42pm.

Wow, yet another ineffective comeback.

Meh.

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Speaking of comebacks, I see you still have none as to why when I quoted YOU exactly, you called me a moron.

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We should've caught on when he tested positive for Centrum Silver.

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M.E.'s picture

I think a bottle of fukitol is required in this thread.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 5:42pm.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 15,

however puertorican men are yummy
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ya mean like Skeletor?
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yummy like a dried fruit pull.

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*taps foot...side eyes xxyxz*
*clears throat*

TT99!
Brilliant! The video!

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TITS, stop. You are making me moist.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on October 15, 2008 - 5:19pm.

*Vaginal smegma*

BWAHAHAHAHA
*wipes tear*

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WOOHOOOHOOO Dear God, that was good.
Thank you.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

xxyxz's picture

LCT

Nice to see you !!!

xoxoxo

zomay's picture

Please Madonna, I loved you as a kid. Please age gracefully and stop plastic surgery. And the guy with the dark hair in this video around 1:54 was the hottest guy of 1990.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi8egOgNGhE&feature=related

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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.

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TITS's picture

IG - rolltop desk. ottomon. wicker couch. throw rug. liquor cabinet.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 15, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 5:37pm.

Sugaroo,

whats does shit taste like?

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Dunno. Why don't you ask the hooker your father bonked last night?
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Wow, yet another ineffective comeback.

Meh.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 15,

however puertorican men are yummy
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ya mean like Skeletor?

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

TT99's picture

Secret Lovers,
That's what we are.
How could Something so Wrong be so Right?
We Just gotta hang on In there...
Soooo Realll.....

Atlantic Starr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgbI3gscv_o
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Kp's picture

There is ONE old poster that keeps getting a different account on dlisted where they make derogatory and racial remarks constantly. I believe their name was at one point Cody. There was also an old poster on dlisted that at one point was complaining about how badly the regulars had treated them, bullied them off etc. So now the coward or loser comes on and just throws shit out to get attention. Rather pathetic really.

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Submitted by Thornhill on October 15, 2008 - 5:38pm.

She looks more like a used up old rosin bag.

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Clarisse's picture

Alright...sing it with me ya'll...

Secret lovers, yeah, that's what we are
We shouldn't be together
But we can't let go, no, no
'Cause we love each other so
Ooh ooh

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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo

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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 5:37pm.

Sugaroo,

whats does shit taste like?

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Dunno. Why don't you ask the hooker your father bonked last night?

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People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. - Paul Newman

Auntie Mame's picture

I am sorry, but A-Rod looks a bit "special".

"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."

Thornhill's picture

@T-Val...I think Vadge is the pitcher and A-Rod the catcher...

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Linda Lou's picture

The only thing that made her *likable* was her marriage to Guy Ritchie. Her popularity is going to go down the tubes now. What a stupid move on her part.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 15, 2008 - 5:12pm.

Yes it does, but is kind of like black people calling themselves the N word... I'm allowed to say whatever the fuck I want! :)
and I stand by mt comment. Dominican men suck ass, however puertorican men are yummy
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quoted YOUR last post verbatim in this fucking thread, MORON. Tell me something. How many kinds of an idiot are you? Seven? Twelve? Oh wait. That's your IQ.
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Sugaroo,

whats does shit taste like?

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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 15, 2008 - 5:36pm.

Hello, my lovely. Sick, innit?
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Yes, and I think we know who to blame for the world's problems.

islandgirl's picture

TITS... and her bumbershoot was on the credenza, alongside her plimsolls.

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Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 15, 2008 - 5:35pm.

I can't believe you racist assholes actually think that way. It is seriously beyond disgusting.
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Hello, my lovely. Sick, innit?

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I can't believe you racist assholes actually think that way. It is seriously beyond disgusting.

Wow she looks just like Michael Jackson in that picture.

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M.E.'s picture

Oh, and how commendable that they both went outside their marriages.
Both of them are assholes.

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 15, 2008 - 5:29pm.

Follow a fucking thread MORON.

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I quoted YOUR last post verbatim in this fucking thread, MORON. Tell me something. How many kinds of an idiot are you? Seven? Twelve? Oh wait. That's your IQ.

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redpoint_blackdot's picture

Hey Redpoint.
Are you a card carrying member of the Aryan Brotherhood? You are unreal. Shame on you.

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Again, follow the thread. I didnt make the racist comment.

lunagirl's picture

Hey shut the smurf.
Are you a card carrying member of the Aryan Brotherhood? You are unreal. Shame on you.

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Submitted by islandgirl on October 15, 2008 - 5:28pm.

TITS, I was thinking single-celled amoeba. But balustrade works too. :)
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Isn't that a great word? And SO apt.

"she was seen dry humping the balustrade in the vestibule."

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