Wednesday, October 15th 2008

Vadge & A-Rod Are Secret Lovers

Now that Vadge's marriage is officially in the coffin, she's free to skip fist-in-fist with A-Rod. Some ho close to A-Rod tells UsWeekly that the two bodybuilders are totally doing it and have been for a while. Vadge denied the rumors of them being together this past summer.

The source said that Vadge and Guy haven't been "together" for about a year. I think that just means they haven't busted nuts on each other or something. The source went on to say, "Guy is not involved in this equation. With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing. A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."

They are planning to keep it secret until her tour ends. That's smart. Just when everyone stops talking about her buff ass, she'll have another not-so-surprising bomb to drop.

I was hoping that Vadge's whatever-affair with A-Rod was nothing more than a fuck-and-run fling. I say she should just suck on his dumbbell and ride his Soloflex, but keep it at that. She doesn't need another relationship. She needs to revisit her mega whore days. Vadge, unclench that rock hard vagina and have some fucking fun. Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Posted by: Michael K


stefystef's picture

Madonna loves her Latin boys. She was always trying to be a PR girl, especially in her early days...

A-Rod's wife was right. Madonna is a husband-stealing whore!

weenielover's picture

Probably already been said: Vadgeitis reallly looks like Madame the puppet. I hope the hubby gets tons of coin...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 15, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I still think Madonna will go Gayelle just to stay relevant & be trendy...

...Madonna did gayelle 20 years ago, remember?
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If you pull up the photo of Vadge taken yesterday, right around the time the divorce was announced, and compare it with one of Cynthia Rodriguez...you'll see there are similarities in the way they look. Just thought I'd mention it.
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patty cake's picture

A rod in the butt was holding court at Da Sivano the other day surrounded by some model hags and hanger ons with his Bentley parked in front smiling for the paps... whatevs..someone loves attention... it was sorta pathetic. A far cry from a hang with Madonna... it was a sorry lookin group

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The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

yeah they will fight who gets the kids// neither of them want them,...so who gets stuck with them...i bet he gets stuck with them as punishment for the cash and prizes parting gifts package...sucker.
xoxox

The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

oh thank god..can she drop the accent and the english rose bullshit now?????

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Pinky Lynn's picture

In two years she'll be singing "If I could turn back time."

Guy Ritchie is a gentleman. A-Rod is a fart in the wind.

Mugly really needs to get over herself.

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Barf.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Yuck,I just barfed in my mouth a little.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

A-Rod = BOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG.

I wanna see her really embarrassing herself, chasing the "Gossip Girl" boys and shit like that. Maybe she'll go to "Equus" and leap up onstage when Radcliffe gets naked, and chase him around the "stable."

Submitted by gyeah on October 15, 2008 - 11:40pm.

reunited and it feeeeeels so goooooood
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Aww man! Don't be effin' with the Peaches N Herb song, daggummit. *tear*

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reunited and it feeeeeels so goooooood

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Submitted by Creepella on October 15, 2008 - 10:32pm.

Guy was the ultimate in gold digging. But since he stayed with that wench for so long, he deserves something.

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Hence, the menopause tour. Either that or put a FOR SALE sign on everything she/the marriage owns. Guy has been riding the cash cow like a pro. And he *still* has years of child support to look forward to. How young is David Banda Ritchie...?

That Kabbalah shit must be the goods eh?

Submitted by Aamyko. on October 15, 2008 - 7:24pm.

It's not surprising that her death trap pussy is wanting some younger meat and after sucking the life (& career) out of Guy Richie her pussy is calling out "FEED ME"! it was only a matter of time.

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Does this mean that A-Rods days are numbered then?

She's kind of like Marc Anthony...sucking the "young" blood of these men...

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Submitted by Creepella on October 15, 2008 - 10:32pm.

Aw, I don't think so! They probably had crazy sex until after Swept Away came out. Then Guy woke up.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Wow, I guess A-Rod IS a John Mayer-like famewhore! Why else would he be hitting that old cooch? Even though his wife is probably taking a hefty part of his salary, I thought for sure he'd have enough left over to buy himself some young poontang. Maybe not.

Creepella's picture

Guy was the ultimate in gold digging. But since he stayed with that wench for so long, he deserves something.

Madonna looks like Rachael Zoe in this pic!

r5bales's picture

Where is our resident divorce attorney? Madonna didn't have a prenup with Guy because the ceremony was in the UK? Because she set up residence there? Because she didn't bother?
How does the no prenup rule in the UK work if she is American?

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Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on October 15, 2008 - 9:02pm.

Madonna, the prop department called. They need baby David back now that you are done with him. The Cruise family would like to borrow him for a while.
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HAHAHAH that's what was said about Conner and Isabella after Nicole and Tom split!
Really, I remember reading that.

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Madonna is a dumb hag. Guy Richie is a keeper... A-Rod is totally disgusting, ugh...

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Madonna, the prop department called. They need baby David back now that you are done with him. The Cruise family would like to borrow him for a while.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 15, 2008 - 6:59pm.
"He understands the position Madonna is in."

On her back, legs spread. Right?
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I was kinda thinking that Mandonna's doing the thrusting. hehehe

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Granny Clampett's picture

When the marriages of both the guilty parties both end at around the same time chances are they were bumping uglies. Look for a marriage between these two in the next year or so and look for a divorce in less than five...Oh wait, they'll respect their marriage vows THIS time because it's "true love" ::PUKE BILE::

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They are prob going out . both left their marriages. Guy will be fine . i feel for his sons esp David poor child have already been in orphen and neeed a loving family. he always with nannys.

Shoebox's picture

Her picture is going to bring on nightmares thanks mk

"Schulz-crest, out"

Aamyko.'s picture

It's not surprising that her death trap pussy is wanting some younger meat and after sucking the life (& career) out of Guy Richie her pussy is calling out "FEED ME"! it was only a matter of time.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 15, 2008 - 6:59pm.
"He understands the position Madonna is in."

On her back, legs spread. Right?

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Why do none of these fucking morons realize that their behavior is magnified 10-fold by the fame they so desperately sought? Jesus, people, have some discretion. For your kids' sake. God willing, they will be old enough to understand all this one day.
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gyeah's picture

Bitch looks like death frosted over.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

"He understands the position Madonna is in."

On her back, legs spread. Right?

misslainey's picture

Every day, Vadge looks more and more like the Crypt Keeper.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 15, 2008 - 6:41pm.

...is that a little better???
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YES!♥
I'm just sayin'...
If we choose our words a little more carefully we could avoid all these stupid altercations.
Cuz, ya know, we are all dlisted slutz and hwores.

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

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Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 6:41pm.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 15, 2008 - 6:39pm.

@ TITS:

Your avatar is the stuff of my worst nightmares -- rather see Freddie Krueger in front of the pres seal -- but LOL!
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Why thank you. *wink*
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YOU BETCHA, gosh darnit! ;D

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Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 5:42pm.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 15,

however puertorican men are yummy
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ya mean like Skeletor?
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TITS! I don't see Skqueletor as a man , more like a corpse of some kind...
I was talkimg more of non vampires type of men.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

& I think this is a set-up -- as in A-Rod agreeing to play hook-up with her. I think she's known that Guy would eventually chew his leg off to get away from her, and she'd rather lob off his balls than look like a desperate, dumped woman. I think deep down she's very anti-feminist for all her use and abuse of feminism -- she's more like Baby Jane than any "super" woman.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 15, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Dominican men are the worst kind of men of all of the hispanics
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Not a racist remark, but it is an unsupportable generalization
I didn't know it was going to be such a big deal
I didn't mean it that way K'mon!
I'll reprhase...

all the dominican men I have encountered, ( I should know a bit ,cuz I've lived there), not only from personal experience but also for all dominican women I know ( I should also know a bit cuz I live in Boston) are pieces of shit, cheaters, and self-absorbed.

...is that a little better???

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 15, 2008 - 6:39pm.

@ TITS:

Your avatar is the stuff of my worst nightmares -- rather see Freddie Krueger in front of the pres seal -- but LOL!
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Why thank you. *wink*

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@ TITS:

Your avatar is the stuff of my worst nightmares -- rather see Freddie Krueger in front of the pres seal -- but LOL!

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Madonna 'busting nuts' with man or woman or tranny makes me queasy. Which I never would have thought would happen when I was a kid; she looked so friggin hot on videos.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 15, 2008 - 6:17pm.

Has she ever been with a man she hasn't emasculated?
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ummm.... well.....heehee

some of us are just bad breakeruppers.

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(And, NO I am NOT saying that Latino men treat women badly. I was talking about Sean Penn, actually.)

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Has she ever been with a man she hasn't emasculated?

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chasing windmills's picture

I for one, am shocked, I tell you, shocked.

Hekki's picture

Makes sense that it wouldn't last with Guy. She probably discovered that he is a big fat pussy despite all his macho bravado. He was probably too nice and too white, too. She likes the Latino men. And she wants to be treated badly.

(And, NO I am NOT saying that Latino men treat women badly. I was talking about Sean Penn, actually.)

stinkbutt's picture

He needs her money, because his movie's suck the big one.

gossipfan's picture

Madonna didn't have a prenup with Guy, and if it's true that she's been sleeping with A-Rod, then I hope Guy gets a shit load of money from Madonna.

Way to go Madonna, teach Lourdes your family values.

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 15, 2008 - 4:44pm

if we're calling dibsies on baseball players.... i got grady sizemore. i'll cut a bitch if i have to!

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Submitted by xxyxz on October 15, 2008 - 5:52pm.

Angel-i

love the video
I posted a comment on there;)

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