Wednesday, October 15th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
The Saint Angie Jo breastfeeding fountain will soon be in the front yards of thousands of Brangaloonies - Gallery of the Absurd
HA! Lynne Spears wants Julia Roberts to play her in a movie - Hollywood Rag
Heidi Montag needs to be told that Phoebe Price did it better - Hollywood Tuna
Queen Vadge dumped her King early - Just Jared
Never kiss Travis Fessler on the mouth - Towleroad
Kiki Dunst parties in a Trash Can - Popsugar
The Cheeto World Tour 2009 - Lainey Gossip
Michael Bolton's sloppy seconds puts young bitches to shame (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Naomi Campbell is topless and ready to beat asses - Egotastic!
A lezzie wedding for HoHan and SamRo? - IDLYITW
Pussies don't sleep - Cityrag
I wish AJ would go away and everything about her would go away... She is so irritating... She thinks she is so special because she has had children... Anyone can have a child... Even people with very low and no IQs! She ain't all that like she thinks she is. And her nasty skinny chicken legs are just gross and her milk-filled tits are soon to be very saggy and nasty... YUCK!
And Naomi C. has some ugly ass tits. YUCK again!! LOL!
that's one of the more disturbing pictures I've seen in quite awhile
God Blessed America. Well, he/she/it must have because we don't have any funny shit like this statue, up here in Canada. What a piss-off! I kept trying to see if it was a joke but I don't think so!!! I even looked up Mall of America. If you hurry, Maureen McCormick will be signing her Bimbo Brady book at 6:00p.m. tomorrow.
S-c-a-r-y.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
NAOMI CAMPBELL IS FUCKING HOT!!
BITCH HAS AN AMAZING BODY FOR A 39 YEAR OLD..
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DROP HOT WATER ON DAT DICK BITCH!!
Ugh!
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
re: st angie...where's her tats?
the cat video is funny...back in the day when i had a cat, she would sleep in my room and i now what she was up to...
i don't care how old nicolette sheridan is, she has a body to die for...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
Clarisse - I almost couldn't laugh. Almost. Add in swats with the claws OUT and bites and that'd be me in the bed.
Suddenly realizing why I might have been having trouble sleeping! I wonder how miserable he'd make my life if I locked him out of my bedroom? hmmmm
Watching all the vids now! TV Dinner is good!
How is it possible that not one of the 4 million people that have watched these before haven't sent me a link? :*(
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
what the SHIT is Mark Ronson's girlfriend wearing?
The cat video could almost have been filmed at my place. Except it was missing the repeat attempts at face licking (mine) and face swatting (again, mine) with little paws.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 15, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Thanks, that was great! Pretty close to what our new kitten Isabella, (AKA Screwy Kablooie!), does at our house.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
14 kicks ass Chuck Norris-style.
TITS!!!
(and all you cat people)
Check out this cartoon...WITH SOUND!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
the wings were a nice touch
Generally, it's not a good idea to put your chocha above candles. You'll smell like your vag took up smoking vanilla cigarettes.
You may not believe me, but I saw the image of Saint Angelina in my stool this morning. I fished it out, put it in a box, and am waiting for a call back from just jared.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
That cat vid is no joke. I'm tempted to do the same with my cat and film the little fucker treating my sleeping body like a obstacle course!
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
GotA is awsome!
Unfitney to tour in '09? Fine, so long as she's stays in USA. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TO COMING TO THE UK, YOU WHORE!!
In other Infitney news - her trail has started (the driving without a vaild liecense trial) She could go to jail for 6 months!
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
I'm pretty sure the celebrity-douche(s) visiting the local pumpkin patch for the photo-op indeed started with Spencie/Heidi to begin with. It's about time they showed up.
Great, between this Travis Fessler, the Duct Tape Bandit and Billy Ray Cyrus, Kentucky will never have a good image. At least we produced Rosemary Clooney, the Everly Brothers, Diane Sawyer, Henry Clay and some dude name Abe Lincoln.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
14 will be forced into hiding by this new outrage against the mother-godess Angelina.
She'll be the new Salmon Rushdie!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
BRILLIANT!
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
All that is missing from that statue is the veins, in her head and in the hands.
I can't stop smirking. This is excellent, g.o.t.a.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
countdown to Britney being on So You Think You Can Dance next season, as a guest I mean.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Gawd look at the fingers...ROFLMTO
That statue is spot on however it will give me nightmares for around 20 years. The smug bitch face and the pipe cleaner legs I can live with but- Argh! tits from hell, tits of death, I am scared.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
I love this comment.
"I love how you've captured the actual warmth she shows her babies. (You know what babies are, right Ang? The things that AREN'T cameras)"
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Lynne Spears is just as crazy and delusional as her daughter.
Shitters and Wade were totally bumping uglies.
My gwad, she has captured Angie Jo's self-satisfied, self-righteous smirk to a T. Too funny.
oh my lord that's funny!!! oh the magic of breastfeeding...
I love how her head is HUUUUUUUGE and her legs are skinny minnie! AAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!
I think many of you have found a future avie.
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if only Shitters really said that I might love her a little
“Britney is telling
friends, ‘That woman doesn’t even seem like my mother any more. She was
overheard saying, ‘She will do anything to get herself more famous and make
more money off my name. It’s just unreal. If I could cut her out my life
completely, I would.’ ”
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Holy Shit. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Cheeto tour? *rolls eyes* Yup, that is what's most important to her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well if it isn't saint angie ho.
that picture is fucking great! haahhaaaa!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
HAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAA
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So much bad art today. *sigh*