The Ho Is Free
As expected, Aubrey O'Day was booted out of Danity Kane on last night's episode of "Making the Sluts." Aubrey's closest friend in the group, D.Woods, was also given the pink slip, because Diddy probably realized she's infected beyond repair with Aubrey's skank. That leaves DK with just three members. Three members whose names I don't know. Nor do I care to know.
During the finale, Aubrey showed up to speak her vagina...I mean...her mind. D. Woods didn't even bother rolling out of bed for this shit.
Aubrey's speech was truly touching. It's the same speech I give my mother every time she calls me a dumbstupidwhoreskank.
Aubrey came out like a slut warrior and spoke out for shameless whores everywhere!
You know what, Aubrey? You don't represent women, but you do represent SLUTS and that's better! Don't be ashamed, Aubrey! Suck those cocks and spit jizz into the faces of the ugly bitches who are hating on you.
At the end of her speech, Aubrey gets up like she's on Girls Gone Wild. If there was a bar behind her, she would have gotten on top of it and flashed her fake titty sacks. I love her.
Below is the clip, but grab a box of Kleenex before you watch it. Your genitals will probably start crying after listening to Aubrey's moving words of slut wisdom.
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Jimmy Bocca eat shit you fucking retard.
Youre a HILLS FAN!
Nuff said!
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ASSTARD!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 15, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Don't you think that was uncalled for?
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 15, 2008 - 12:25pm
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Jesus Christ. Could you be any more bitter?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 15, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Where did she get that blackcent?
From Christina Aguilera, I think.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 15, 2008 - 12:25pm.
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Well, you may be willing to suck cock to keep a piece of shit man, but I'm too good for that.
Fuck you double post.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
What did she do to gain the wrath of Piddy and get fired?
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 12:06pm.
That was so thought provoking. It made me realize, skanks really are just skanks and should keep their lips tightly shut around a cock.
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Speakit Maybe if you spent alil more time with your lips tightly shut around a c*ck, and alittle bit less time on Dlisted you might not be going through a divorce right now. Ya bitch I said it.
I've never even heard of Danity Kane. I bet they sound just like the trannycat dolls.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
She kinda gained some respect from me......Untill the end where she didnt take responsibility for her actions....and wanted to flash us.....Puff made her the star of the group because she was sucking and fucking the way to the top of that group...harder than anyone of those other DK members...Gotta give her respect. It's just sad that she worked so hard for her dream and she blew it all away (literally) because she doesnt know how to handle fame. I'm guessing she's gonna do Playboy next and maybe some soft core porn, or a horror movie?????...... Uggghhhh you know what this means don't you Puff is not letting this shit die........Making the band 16 or whatever search for the replacements....ugggghhhhh
god this is such an annoying skank and if you don't want people to call you a ho stop acting like one. that whole time she was talking all I heard was wa-wa-wa
Might as well bury DK cus Aubrey was that group!!
Sorry, but I don't speak 'ho'.
And stop dying your dog, you crass slut.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Trying...to...work...up...sympathy.....ugh, nope. Didn't work. Impale the whore.
Along with anyone who dares to name their child fucking 'AUBREY.' Barf.
How does the saying go? "It's better to be thought of as a skank than to open your skank mouth and remove all doubt." Yeah, something like that...
Where did she get that blackcent?
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
She's gotten big.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
lots of shocking breakups today. next thing you know Clay Aiken will announce he is gay or something.....
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
All together now:
WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Ohhhhhh maverick skank!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
That was so thought provoking. It made me realize, skanks really are just skanks and should keep their lips tightly shut around a cock.
Oh and now that she has some free time on her hands, she should start doing some crunches ASAP
so she really didn't say anything. At least this moron will be gone soon
I'd rather watch La Pequena again, thanks anyway, MK.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Awesome!! Please tell me this means i dont have to see any more of Skanky O'day!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
STFU you stupid skank ho
Y'all is a horz Aubrey! And y'all sucked on Pee Pee's wee wee. Y'all know wut I mean? You should have kept on walking guuuuurl!
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