The Ho Is Free
As expected, Aubrey O'Day was booted out of Danity Kane on last night's episode of "Making the Sluts." Aubrey's closest friend in the group, D.Woods, was also given the pink slip, because Diddy probably realized she's infected beyond repair with Aubrey's skank. That leaves DK with just three members. Three members whose names I don't know. Nor do I care to know.
During the finale, Aubrey showed up to speak her vagina...I mean...her mind. D. Woods didn't even bother rolling out of bed for this shit.
Aubrey's speech was truly touching. It's the same speech I give my mother every time she calls me a dumbstupidwhoreskank.
Aubrey came out like a slut warrior and spoke out for shameless whores everywhere!
You know what, Aubrey? You don't represent women, but you do represent SLUTS and that's better! Don't be ashamed, Aubrey! Suck those cocks and spit jizz into the faces of the ugly bitches who are hating on you.
At the end of her speech, Aubrey gets up like she's on Girls Gone Wild. If there was a bar behind her, she would have gotten on top of it and flashed her fake titty sacks. I love her.
Below is the clip, but grab a box of Kleenex before you watch it. Your genitals will probably start crying after listening to Aubrey's moving words of slut wisdom.
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"Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Ricki: i seriously do not know why you are sticking up for that little shit stirrer? i thought you were better than that and I never thought you were the same person."
I never stuck up for Jimmy. I didn't say anything about his comments. And he may be a shit-stirrer, but are you not a back-stabber? Which is worse?
Submitted by ricki lake on October 15, 2008 - 12:43pm.
dull whores.
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If you think the users here a re dull whores, why the hell are you here?
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And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!
So the way I see it, and correct me if I'm wrong,
speakit made a comment which Jimmy, apropos of nothing, chose to use as the basis for a personal attack
Why is that Jimmy?
You know as well as anyone else that nothing is worth sacrificing your dignity for (pardon my shitty sentence construction). Is "keeping a man" the be all and end all? IS that what it is all about? Even if it means debasing yourself?
Would you do that? Would you degarde yourself just to keep a man? I would hate to think that you would.
Jimmy, I know what a sweet good heart you have. I've seen it.
Please take that path.
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"Submitted by LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Its fun to needle cunts?
Is that code for ME GOTS LITTLE PEEN RAGE!!!!!!
Needle dick!"
Yes, braying "peen" 24/7 on these boards really speaks to the maturity of you hos. Lol. You're so cool, you're just like MK! You know, if here morbidly obese and stuck to his Jazzy with his face buried in a plate of chili dogs.
Ricki: i seriously do not know why you are sticking up for that little shit stirrer? i thought you were better than that and I never thought you were the same person.
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ricki, my cunt is obviously NOT the one that's dripping today. Go take some Midol, hun.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 15, 2008 - 12:40pm.
That was way below the belt Jimmy, even for you.
Can we please get Jimmy/Ricki banned?
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And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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Jesus Christ the homos have gone off their meds today!
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I think Jimmyricki is pissed off because he lost the ability to bend low enough to suck his own peen and the dog is wise to the peanutbutter trick.
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"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Isn't RickyJimmy ceiling eyes bf on "The Hills?"
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 15, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Ugh speak it, Remember when you thought about ending it after your husband left your dry cold pathetic ass??? Yea can you please second guess that and just do it already. The funny thing is that he'll be married within a year to a nice young thing while you'll end up being the old lady that feeds the birds a public parks!
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HAHAHAHAH dewd, you are way off. But okay. I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS RIGHT NOW FOR JIIIIMMMMMMMMYYYYYY
@ LOLO.....start telling jokes up in this mother fucker cos this shit's gettin all deep and not in a good way!!!!!
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Its fun to needle cunts?
Is that code for ME GOTS LITTLE PEEN RAGE!!!!!!
Needle dick!
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"Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 15, 2008 - 12:40pm.
rickilake=jimmybocca, come on. Jesus. We aren't on here to attack each other. Go on JustJared or somewhere else if you want to make fun of regular people. And stick a tampon up your ass. It will make you feel better."
Fuck you dripping cunts and your lame-as-hell "so and so=so and so." As if there's only one person in the world who could possibly be annoyed by your dumb asses. Fuck you, seriously. You're so lame it's just sad. I can't even come up with interesting enough insults for you dull whores.
Jimmy, eat a dick! Maybe that would shut you up too, since you seem to know so much about the concept.
OT: this some Destiny's Child bullshit.....but D Woods already is in a new group and I think she's do well in life. As for Aubrey....she did change and not for the better. Not that Diddy should speak about anyone else though. If you are on Bad Boy and think to yourself "long term employment opportunity" then you probably a fool. Just ask 112, Faith Evans, Mary J Blige, Craig Mack, Dream, etc. etc. etc.
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Submitted by ricki lake on October 15, 2008 - 12:35pm.
You hags are all so fucking self-important. Maybe if you spent more time cultivating friendships in real life
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Do you mean, like instead of lurking here and then doing lame ass attacks that just make you look like an idiot?
Cuz I soooo would rather be like you. I hate this whole being true to myself and being likable thing. It's getting old. I bet you have so many real life friends. I am just a jellus H8er.
God, what is with the hate, Jimmy/ricki? Don't be such a bitch.
"Submitted by EyeRoll on October 15, 2008 - 12:35pm.
gee, do you think that ricki and jimmy are involved in long-term relationships with men who love and respect them (for anything else other than their cocksucking skillz)?
that would be negatory."
OMG! Waaaah! How dare you criticize me?! WAAAAH! You shouldn't attack anyone personally! WAAAAAH@#31$!@$$!@$$!$ lemme go get my group of 400 dlisted friends so we can gang up on you! im so hurt and offended! Waaaah1@!#$@$! lol
Submitted by ricki lake on October 15, 2008 - 12:38pm.
You only got 4 seconds to come up with something better than "bitter old queen." LOL
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bitter old queen pretty much sums it up. It's terse, succinct and precise.
and painfully obvious.
I sense tiny peen rage!
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rickilake=jimmybocca, come on. Jesus. We aren't on here to attack each other. Go on JustJared or somewhere else if you want to make fun of regular people. And stick a tampon up your ass. It will make you feel better.
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Submitted by ricki lake on October 15, 2008 - 12:35pm.
You hags are all so fucking self-important. Maybe if you spent more time cultivating friendships in real life you wouldn't all need to band together to form your Ugly Fat Mom Army in your fake little cyberspace celebrity gossip world. You rip apart sluts like Aubrey O'Day (and yeah, she's a slut, I've seen her out partying) but then act all offended and Victorian if anyone says anything that you don't agree with. That's why it's so fun to needle you cunts - you're too fucking obvious and easy. Losers.
Nice rant anal wart licking. How many curtains do you have up in that glass house you live in?
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"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
"That's why it's so fun to needle you cunts"
*someone needs a hobby*
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
honestly... stop it with all these "reality" shows...
"Submitted by EyeRoll on October 15, 2008 - 12:32pm.
how many bitter old queens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
I'm not sure. How many lame Dlisted hos does it take to repeat the same lame joke over and over?
ALL OF THEM.
You only got 4 seconds to come up with something better than "bitter old queen." LOL
Mel: *ehem*wink-wink*WORD!
PS: no need to argue with Jimmy Or Ricky - that's how they will always post.
Sometimes their comments are funny but I do agree...no need to attack other users unless they deserve it.
*sigh*
Anyway....continue
without this skanky hoe the band will suck bad, she is the new celebrity hoe we all want to watch messing all up =; )
What the hell is going on up in here? Come on folks, if this turns into personal attack day, THEN WE IS ALL IN DEEP SHIT.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 15, 2008 - 12:36pm.
speakit, just ignore them. They are pms'ing today. I've seen it happen before. :)
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Ignore them? That would be rude. They're my fan club. ;P
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 15, 2008 - 12:33pm.
What the fuck is wrong with you, you asshole?
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he's a bitter ol' queen
How bad does it suck when BOTH of your cyber personalities get called retarded on a daily basis?
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speakit, just ignore them. They are pms'ing today. I've seen it happen before. :)
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gee, do you think that ricki and jimmy are involved in long-term relationships with men who love and respect them (for anything else other than their cocksucking skillz)?
that would be negatory.
You hags are all so fucking self-important. Maybe if you spent more time cultivating friendships in real life you wouldn't all need to band together to form your Ugly Fat Mom Army in your fake little cyberspace celebrity gossip world. You rip apart sluts like Aubrey O'Day (and yeah, she's a slut, I've seen her out partying) but then act all offended and Victorian if anyone says anything that you don't agree with. That's why it's so fun to needle you cunts - you're too fucking obvious and easy. Losers.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 15, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Speakit, go cry into your tub of ben & Jerrys you worthless hag. You'll be lonely the rest of your life, lemme guess you already bought 4 cats and you work as a cashier at a novelty store. Waste of space bitch. Can't even keep a man! Pathetic. haha.
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I cry into a tub of icing. No cats yet.
See here's the thing, all you're doing is using the shit I"VE SAID HERE, to be a prick. You can't hurt me with my own ammo honey. Nice try though. Give me a kiss Jimmy. You know you want it.
Fo rill, ya'll.
You go speakit!
Ricki Lake- she didn't say she was too good to suck it, she said some assholes don't deserve the attention.
Must be some crack heads that got a hold of the wrong stuff!
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Submitted by ricki lake on October 15, 2008 - 12:30pm.
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JIMMY!!!!
Yes, you've got me. I'm fat and ugly, pretentious and I don't like oral sex.
You wouldn't know how much time I spend here if you weren't here watching, now would you?
I tell you what, y'all can have my soontobeex-husband's number. I'd LOVE for him to hook up with someone like you.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 15, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Speakit, go cry into your tub of ben & Jerrys you worthless hag. You'll be lonely the rest of your life, lemme guess you already bought 4 cats and you work as a cashier at a novelty store. Waste of space bitch. Can't even keep a man! Pathetic. haha.
What the fuck is wrong with you, you asshole? I suggest you leave personal attacks out of until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
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Off Topic:
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OnT: Jimmy, to quote Fairfax from Payback, "Man, that's just MEAN. That's MEAN, man."
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Submitted by ricki lake on October 15, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Along with anyone who dares to name their child fucking 'AUBREY.' Barf.
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My son is in Kindergarten and told me a girl told him he's her boyfriend now....guess what her name is? Yep, Aubrey...it's bad when my first thought is "slut" upon hearing her name
WOW!
What a couple of cunt butts eh?
Clean up on aisle five! Weve got some sand that spilled into a couple of fat bitter queens manginas!
These bitches watch The Hills!
think about that!
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Good god! Evil bitches.
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
how many bitter old queens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
jimmy bocca=rikki lake
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Submitted by ricki lake on October 15, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Excuse you but if you don't know Speakit's situation then please don't attack her. Thank you.
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i have an idea
let's all ignore that bitter ol' queen jimmy bocca.
he's sad because his asshole is all stretched out
Jimmy B., that was rude.
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