The Ho Is Free
As expected, Aubrey O'Day was booted out of Danity Kane on last night's episode of "Making the Sluts." Aubrey's closest friend in the group, D.Woods, was also given the pink slip, because Diddy probably realized she's infected beyond repair with Aubrey's skank. That leaves DK with just three members. Three members whose names I don't know. Nor do I care to know.
During the finale, Aubrey showed up to speak her vagina...I mean...her mind. D. Woods didn't even bother rolling out of bed for this shit.
Aubrey's speech was truly touching. It's the same speech I give my mother every time she calls me a dumbstupidwhoreskank.
Aubrey came out like a slut warrior and spoke out for shameless whores everywhere!
You know what, Aubrey? You don't represent women, but you do represent SLUTS and that's better! Don't be ashamed, Aubrey! Suck those cocks and spit jizz into the faces of the ugly bitches who are hating on you.
At the end of her speech, Aubrey gets up like she's on Girls Gone Wild. If there was a bar behind her, she would have gotten on top of it and flashed her fake titty sacks. I love her.
Below is the clip, but grab a box of Kleenex before you watch it. Your genitals will probably start crying after listening to Aubrey's moving words of slut wisdom.
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*walking in the door*
Chello everybody, what's on the menu today?
What? Uh oh........See ya!!!
*walking out the door*
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 15, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Then come move to Central Pa. We have horrible blizzards in the winter, hot sticky summers, Indian summers in the fall and rainy springs. A two count them two Wal-Marts to go freak watching and to do your shopping at the same time!
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 15, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 15, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Wow, you managed to live in Texas and California and your fragile English self didn't die from the heat and humidity? You're one tough bastard, I'll give you that.
Californian heat is a lot different from Texas Hellfire heat, drip drip drippity drip 24/7 ! Still good though! I love pain! Beat me!!
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
I love this woman !! She is so fn adorable :)
Mmmm Aubrey
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 15, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Ricki don't listen to that cunt, Her "Pakistan Boyfriend" is probably battery operated and MADE in Pakistan. She'll never land a man no matter how many times she shaves down her nose!
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FFS, Jimmy what's with the obsession about someone else's ability to "land" and "keep" a man?
As we all know I am married to the most wonderful man on earth, Pudge, but if something were to happen to him, oh, I dunno, like he got pushed off a cliff, I certianly would not concern myself with landing and keeping a man...
mainly because Pudge has a very large life insurance policy.
Seriously is that all there is?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 15, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Wow, you managed to live in Texas and California and your fragile English self didn't die from the heat and humidity? You're one tough bastard, I'll give you that.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
I LOVE HER SOO MUCH!!!
She reminds of one of my goods friends who has fu*ked, sucked and bucked many a dude to get me outta a tight spot....I love girls like Aubrey...they're always the most fun!!!
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HAHAHA!
This was scripted from the moment the show started. Get a bunch of ho's, sell a ton of albums, keep them in the gossip by focusing on the biggest ho, and then dismantle the group.
Rinse and repeat.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 1:20pm.
SERIOUSLY!!! arent men more physically strong then us poor helpless women, so why shouldnt they do it. I recall reading a couple years ago, like 2, that the technology already existed so a man could carry a pregnancy but no one had volunteered to be the first guinea pig. I think it would be rather amazing for whomever does do it first to be the first man in the history of man to give birth. It would be a caesarian birth, or else that shit would hurt as hell if it went throuh 8---->
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 15, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Lived in CA and TX before, maybe i will.
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did you notice while you were in TX, that the stars at night are big and bright?
Couldnt see 'em, the sweat was stinging this pasty white Londoners eyes, heat from Hell in TX!! :o)
Clarisse- glad you found it, they're special! :o)
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 15, 2008 - 1:06pm.
I would love to be in a society where women REALLY are equal to men, this it is not.
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I would love to live in a society where men birthed the babies and did all the housework.
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& HAVE MONTHLY PAINFUL PERIODS!
Submitted by DUDE on October 15, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 15, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Lived in CA and TX before, maybe i will. Have Gordon Brown as your leader, we'll take McCain or Obama anyday!!
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Never knew you lived out here in the new colonies with us fruits & nuts and steers & queers?
Yep sireeeeee! Long Beach/Whittier lived and worked and NW Houston! Loved it!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 15, 2008 - 1:06pm.
I would love to be in a society where women REALLY are equal to men, this it is not.
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I would love to live in a society where men birthed the babies and did all the housework.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 15, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Lived in CA and TX before, maybe i will.
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did you notice while you were in TX, that the stars at night are big and bright?
im not even sure what danity kane isss much less know why some one got kicked out.. but im sure it doesnt involve the election or a 401k
El B.,
I meesed an El Bastardo slurp?!?! I'm slippin!
Sluuuuuuurp right back ya you hot fuck!
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 15, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Lived in CA and TX before, maybe i will. Have Gordon Brown as your leader, we'll take McCain or Obama anyday!!
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Never knew you lived out here in the new colonies with us fruits & nuts and steers & queers?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 15, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Fucking with a married person is tricky. One is the obvious reason, he is taken by someone and you shouldnt go there etc. On the other hand, if a person whether female or male is determined or inclined to "cheat", they will do so regardless of whom it is they are cheating with. The unmarried person, has made no commitments so they arent doing anything wrong on their part. The married person is the one who is breaking his or her vows, so really it is THAT person who should be held responsible. Why didnt anyone write "whore" on the house of Balthazar Getty?
Now I know the probable response to this is "if you know someone is married your breaking up a family". The reality is that marriage is already broken. The moment someone gets it in their head they want to cheat, forget it, its a done deal even before they cheat, because it may not be with so and so, but they will eventually cheat. And coming from a household where my dad cheated on my mom, I can totally say I had much more respect when they stopped the charade, divorced, and both were happier individuals. I dont condone cheating by any means, nor would i cheat, if I ever got to a point where I wanted to cheat I would sit down my husband or bf and tell him so and tell him obviously things arent working out and end it. The married person is at the core the responsible one.
p.s. speak it your welcome, I have found if someone gives you a hard time online, first try to reason with them, but if both you and that person are still clashing heads then its time to move on.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
that is a really ugly dress on her and ill fitting...and wasnt the full moon last night? {couldnt tell was rainin here}
Because I could not watch the show, can someone please explain it to me why Aubrey O'Day was booted out of Danity Kane?
Damn Snowpiece. If I were your boyfriend, I'd dump your ass in a heartbeat for calling me a "Paki" and making terrorist jokes about my ethnicity. Ignorant, much?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 15, 2008 - 1:05pm.
El Bastardo!!!
Are you ready to move to the States yet?? No wait. Wait until after November. I may need to sleep in your bathtub if McCain/Palin are elected.
Well well, the queen of CT has spoke to me!! Left you a slurp in there :o)
Lived in CA and TX before, maybe i will. Have Gordon Brown as your leader, we'll take McCain or Obama anyday!!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
NYAPPLES, I understand what you are saying. I think people have a problem with her whoring around with married people, though. Kind of like Sluttyiena.
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people from Staten Island are so not worth my time.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I'm not leaving this here for this little frosted tip worm....
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 15, 2008 - 12:57pm.
YES! that is exactly what I am saying. When I see someone who lets say is "whoeish" but is doing it to keep her man, or because of insecurity and thinks its a way for people to like her. Then I disagree and would wish that individual would get counseling to find who she is as a person. BUT if your naturally flirtatious, you like having fun, you dont want a relationship, you want a good fucking time literally and not, then yes I think you should keep your head up high (unless you are, well you know...) and be who you want to be. I am I guess a bit like Aubrey. I am in my early to mid twenties, and am confident in myself. Not conceited, the two arent the same, but confident in that I know what I like and what I dont. I enjoy have nsa sex, and dont feel I should be judged for it. I dont dress like a skank, if anything I dress more "express" than "porno shop getups", but thats me. And Aubrey and everyone else, is themselves. Whether we realize it or not, socially women havent evolved to much from past centuries. We are still judged if we dont get married, whores if we enjoy sex, and god forbid we dont have kids then we dont have a "fulfilled" life. I would love to be in a society where women REALLY are equal to men, this it is not.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
El Bastardo!!!
Are you ready to move to the States yet?? No wait. Wait until after November. I may need to sleep in your bathtub if McCain/Palin are elected.
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 15, 2008 - 12:59pm.
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aww thanks for the compliments but um.. it's okay.
See, they are just words. I pick and choose which ones mean something. Jimmy/Ricki doesn't know jack shit, sooooo, they don't matter. It's all good. :)
"Submitted by LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Yes, braying "peen" 24/7 on these boards really speaks to the maturity of you hos. Lol. You're so cool, you're just like MK!
THANKS BITCH!
Thats the root of it for you right? You can never say anything thats funny and youre jelly.
Youre a jelly h8ter.
With tiny penis issues.
It is HILARIOUS that you would call me fat AND subtly mention your jelly h8terness of the laughs we have.
Really, get a therapist. You Jimmy Ricki Justin Bobby Don are a HILLS FAN.
I mean really, REALLY. You are so sad and pathetic. YOU WATCH PROGRAMS ON MTV.
Special bitch!"
I'm the pathetic one, yet you're the one that knows all about The Hills? Oh honey, even I'm not that gay. And I don't bother trying to post anything funny anymore, as everything here gets overwhelmed by one-line "hey snowpiece, what's up?!" posts from like, 12 different people. And I never said 'jelly' or 'h8r,' but I'M somehow the immature one, right? PS You can keep repeating your little armchair psychology jab at my "small penis." As if it matters or you even know what they look like, hag.
Right, arguing on DListed again, you all know what happens!! Ok, i make that 364 fluffy kittens have had their snuggly little legs pulled off . Great, thanks a lot bastards! meeeeeeoooow *sniff* :o(
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JIMMY!
Ok so I have never spoken to you before but I feel I should throw in my two cents. First of all I do agree that some memebers on this board are very self important. However, many others are very nice people and use the internet to escape the stress of their lives. Some people here are always cunts, they love to start shit and the what not. I remember when Speakit first started posting, I actually love her sarcasm so I always made a point to read her comments. I have never ever seen Speakit be disrespectful to anyone, and if she was to you, dude people have bad days, even if you dont want to be nice to her because she may have been bitch to you, think of your own karma. Would you want someone telling you to go kill yourself? I have seen you defend some celebrities when everyone would put them down, and I respect that, it shows you have at least some personality not to follow the crowd and be brave enough to state your opinion regardless if everyone disagrees with you. So being that that is so, why follow the crowd now and fight, instead just be a bit more like you've been in the past, dont do the obvious which would be to fight and be mean, instead be the bigger person. I cant tell you what to do, especially since on dlisted were all a bunch of strangers, however, at the end of the day their is a real person behind a screen of each username, with feelings and problems. When people are online their is this disconnected feeling, in which they think theyre almost not dealing with people so they can be meaner and nastier than they would be in person, its fine if its about celebs at the end of the day only solange actually reads dlisted, but the users really are real people. And if speak it is a "lonely woman who is fat and has cats" because shes in a rough patch in her life, then wouldnt you think a little sympathy is in order.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 12:50pm.
NOOOOO. I'm the target. I hit a nerve with his sad, lonely self the other night.
Don't report him. He needs this place to release his anger.
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I know, I don't get why he has to pick on you, of all people. The guy has issues. He needs a shrink.
I haven't reported him. I don't like fact that he's stooping to such low levels.
He could always start a blog, take his anger out somplace other than here.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
snowpiece I wouldn't brag about having a bf from Pakistan we all know hes using your ugly desperate ass for a green card!
NYAPPLES, so are you saying she needs to be a confident hor? lol Because if you are, then I agree with you. And I don't personally like manhorz or think they are cute. Blech. hahaha
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i was gonna watch but i decided that i really don't care about this skank....next...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
I hear plum shades are the black this autumn.
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Yes, braying "peen" 24/7 on these boards really speaks to the maturity of you hos. Lol. You're so cool, you're just like MK!
THANKS BITCH!
Thats the root of it for you right? You can never say anything thats funny and youre jelly.
Youre a jelly h8ter.
With tiny penis issues.
It is HILARIOUS that you would call me fat AND subtly mention your jelly h8terness of the laughs we have.
Really, get a therapist. You Jimmy Ricki Justin Bobby Don are a HILLS FAN.
I mean really, REALLY. You are so sad and pathetic. YOU WATCH PROGRAMS ON MTV.
Special bitch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by trinell05 on October 15, 2008 - 12:52pm.
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OMG thanks a lot jimmy/ricki, now people think I don't like sucking dick.
Speakit, sucking dick isn't THAT bad. Just think about what the guy has to lick and suck on...Girls definitely have gotten the better end on that one. Can you at least admit that?
On the other hand, you're right. Sluts like Aubrey need to keep her lips sealed around a dick or something. Who is Aubrey, again? What in the hell is a Danity Kane? Sounds like a rabid dog.
OMG Snowpiece STFU you dumb bitch! I'm surprised you have the time to even respond to us since your usually busy chasing around thornhill! Your desperation for a man is just as sad as speakits existance I guess I would be desperate too if I was 40 and single. Trust me Ho even the nose job you got won't help you! U-G-L-Y!
TEAM speakit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 15, 2008 - 12:50pm.
I often think of young women like have no self respect. But that's my take on it.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Mrs K.,
I ♥ You!
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
Ricki: I have no idea what you are talking about, but I believe it's prolly something in little JB's mind. If you are seriously gonna come on here and start insulting everyone~ SOCK OFF, you'll get the same attention from me as your weeenie little friend from Staten Island. BUH BYE
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Goodness, what a charming shade of purple that is.
I wonder what shade would be the most apt descriptor?
Plum?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I am burning sage now.
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Aubrey O'Day has a point. I am so sick and tired of women always being put down as "whores" and "skanks" if they enjoy no strings attached sex, or if they like to go out and have a good time. I have plenty of "prudish" friends, dont drink, dont smoke, monogamous relationship types, and no one goes around judging those types of people. However, why is it that its those particular types of people who feel they have some right to criticize those who dont fit that mold. I have seen pics of Aubrey not to long ago, wearing revealing clothes, but at the end of the day so fucking what, its her body, shes young and good looking, let the girl be. I could understand if it were someone like Pam Anderson who is old, but not a girl in her 20's. And even then I should take back the Pam Anderson part, because that is again being judgemental and ageist. If someone feels they are sexy, regardless of age, why shouldnt they wear and act how they like as long as they arent hurting anyone. It really gets me worked up, when women are put down and targeted by both women and men for enjoying a less restraint lifestyle from "expectations". And yet men are celebrated for doing exactly just that, someone like Gerard Butler is called a "man whore" but its always in a cute almost flattering manner, yet a woman called a whore, is simply just a dirty whore. We get on our soapboxes and say Republicans and the small minded Christian community should let others like gay people live their lives, and yet we do the same thing they are doing on to members of our own gender?
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 15, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Can we please get Jimmy/Ricki banned?
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NOOOOO. I'm the target. I hit a nerve with his sad, lonely self the other night.
Don't report him. He needs this place to release his anger.