The Ho Is Free
As expected, Aubrey O'Day was booted out of Danity Kane on last night's episode of "Making the Sluts." Aubrey's closest friend in the group, D.Woods, was also given the pink slip, because Diddy probably realized she's infected beyond repair with Aubrey's skank. That leaves DK with just three members. Three members whose names I don't know. Nor do I care to know.
During the finale, Aubrey showed up to speak her vagina...I mean...her mind. D. Woods didn't even bother rolling out of bed for this shit.
Aubrey's speech was truly touching. It's the same speech I give my mother every time she calls me a dumbstupidwhoreskank.
Aubrey came out like a slut warrior and spoke out for shameless whores everywhere!
You know what, Aubrey? You don't represent women, but you do represent SLUTS and that's better! Don't be ashamed, Aubrey! Suck those cocks and spit jizz into the faces of the ugly bitches who are hating on you.
At the end of her speech, Aubrey gets up like she's on Girls Gone Wild. If there was a bar behind her, she would have gotten on top of it and flashed her fake titty sacks. I love her.
Below is the clip, but grab a box of Kleenex before you watch it. Your genitals will probably start crying after listening to Aubrey's moving words of slut wisdom.
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I Agree... they got rid of the two girls I KNOW... the other 3 girls I have no idea what their names are... guess that's the END of DK!!!!
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Sit yo ass down!
Submitted by Sayonara on October 18, 2008 - 9:01pm.
I said I was a rube, right? (I have no idea who Sway is, but the answer is on the internets....)
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on October 18, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Yes, Sway. It's a NYC lounge, right?
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I am not sure, but I was referring to Sway the guy hosting the show. LOL You are too cute! HA HA HA HA
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
Submitted by Sayonara on October 18, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Yes, Sway. It's a NYC lounge, right?
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on October 18, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Why did Sway have to host this crappy event?!
I'm a rube from the other coast. Is that lounge worth going to?
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What are you referring to? Sway?!
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
Submitted by Sayonara on October 18, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Why did Sway have to host this crappy event?!
I'm a rube from the other coast. Is that lounge worth going to?
Re: Aubrey & DK... Who cares?!
Why did Sway have to host this crappy event?!
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
I think she's just insane. "I'm real" oh yeah so what? Is that supposed to make up for the fact that she acts and looks like a hoe all the time? The other girls were just doin their thing while she was slutting it up showin no respect for the other girls with her behaviour. Gimme a break, she's no hero, just another attention whore.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 16, 2008 - 12:19am.
My girl Aubrey should be a motivational speaker. I'm still holding back the tears from that speech. *sniff*
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Yeah, I could smell her ball sweat and jizz breath thru the monitor too.
She'll be back, trust. She's like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
My girl Aubrey should be a motivational speaker. I'm still holding back the tears from that speech. *sniff*
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Those other 3 skeezers just f-cked themselves because the only reason their famous is that dirty ho Aubrey.
I could give 2 sh-ts about DK but did used to watch Making the Band and the only thing I remember from that show is Aubrey's skanky ass.
And I remember chipmunk cheeks but only because she was a cry baby who looked like a 12 year old trying to dance sexy.Other than that it got boring fast and besideswho cares about girl/boy groups now a days anyway, this isn't 1995.
I don't know a damn thing about this girl-group other than that song "Damaged", I can't stand Diddy, and thus would never ever watch that show. But I do have to say that at least the girl (Aubrey) seems to be able hold her own in a conversation. Whether it was fed to her by a publicist or whatever, I'm impressed enough to grade her on a Jessica Simpson bell curve.
B-minus.
I would've given her a C for bad fashion sense, but she earned extra credit for putting up with Diddy for such a long time. I can imagine being directly exposed to him 24/7 would turn anybody into triflin' tranny-dressing ghetto-tongued ho-bag.
I didn't watch any of this last night...but maybe Diddy should reconsider tapping his new "talent" when they are young and vulnerable...hence turning them into little sluts because they "fucked for tracks" as the saying goes...
does anyone else get a christina aguilera vibe from her? i doooooo!!!!!! and, since i lurve aguilera, i kinda like this person, too, even though i´ve no idea who she is.
**whatever**
Wait, what? I thought this group already made albums. And isn't this skank the lead skank? You know, like the lead skank in the pussycat dolls. I didn't think you could give the lead skank the pink slip...
Submitted by s. on October 15, 2008 - 8:20pm
I don't get it either but don't feel well or care enough to research; Diddy just sounds like he's famewhoring again.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I can't stand Aubrey, D woods can make it on her own
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
i'm so confused... i thought the show was long over, they were a band and now they're washed up and nobody cared about them?
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I loved the smackdown Diddy gaved to D. last night after she said that it was "God's will" that they get booted. Diddy rightly told her to bring God into a justified dismissal was disrespecting Him. Shut her ghetto ass up *totally*. The other three girls looked stunned and worried that their futures were on hold because of the chaos brought on by the other two trouble-making bitches.
Do D. and Ho-day consider themselves talented and not the expendable manufactured skanks they really are? I can't wait until they are replaced with similar looking-yet-hotter girls with actual talent and grace. It would serve these insufferable sluts right.
This is a total publicity stunt. I do believe something happened -- did you notice the reception that Aundrea and Dawn gave her?
~SAS
For the first time in my life, I actually agreed with Diddy..."your attitude will leave you in a dark and lonely place" or in Aubrey's case...in a dark closet full of fugly skankerific clothes. I kept thinking two things about this chick last night while watching this 1. Why is she still being alllowed to give interviews? and 2. Does she borrow her clothes from the hookers behind the meat packing distric? Homegirl just looks cracked out and broke down now...I kinda feel sorry for her...kinda.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I hate to agree with Short-Dick-Diddy, but he's right: Fame RUINED Aubrey. She was adorable when she first came onto the scene, now she's fat, loud, obnoxious, fake-ghetto accented and clown-faced. Gross.
Audrea needs to fucking WORK OUT or STFU.
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"Shut up and eat my asshole."
"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
Submitted by Clarisse on October 15, 2008 - 2:19pm.
TITS!!
Shhhhhh! I'm huntin Bastardo's!
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You'd best arm yourself with a stack of curly wurlys and leave a trail to your lair. If that doesn't work toss out some sherbert fountains and cadburys buttons.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
TITS!!
Shhhhhh! I'm huntin Bastardo's!
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Hmmmmmmm, well according to jewsrus.com, the only Jewish holiday requiring fasting is Yom Kippur, which was Sunset, October 8 – nightfall, October 9 ... *eyeing Mrs. K. suspiciously & slathering more mayo on the bread*
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Clarisse on October 15, 2008 - 1:42pm.
El B.,
Yeh, come to Ohio. We never have humidity, snow or rain. 75 everyday.
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and they never ever lie. (eye roll)
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
I'm just reading all these comments and some are talking about cheating spouses and how a marriage is broken before that because the person wanted to cheat etc etc etc....
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 15, 2008 - 2:06pm.
cheese sandwich on white bread?
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Um, no thanks dear, I think today is one of those cockamamie holidays where I have to fast.
*whew, dodged a bullet there!*
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 1:58pm.
I'm a pathetic fat ugly loozer who shouldn't exist unless I suck a fat one to keep a man.
And ricki kinda wants to fuck me.
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that's HWAT!!!!!!
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Don't be jelly. It took YEARS (about two hours) to get this way.
Submitted by Wendy718 on October 15, 2008 - 1:59pm.
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Would you care to elaborate on that?
Mrs. K: You're right. I deeply apologize. I can't offer any ruggelach, but how about a nice Toll House cookie or a cheese sandwich on white bread?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 15, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 1:58pm.
that's HWAT!!!!!!
*shuddering uncontrollably* There's something just not right about Mrs. K. channeling that hideous beast.
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What?!? Everyone's allowed to have a little fun except me?
that's not fair
*pouting*
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
speakit yeah, I'm all tied up here too, trying to use my big nose as a dildo.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 1:58pm.
that's HWAT!!!!!!
*shuddering uncontrollably* There's something just not right about Mrs. K. channeling that hideous beast.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Wow..there is some serious therapy going on in the forum! LOL.
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 1:40pm.
I'm a pathetic fat ugly loozer who shouldn't exist unless I suck a fat one to keep a man.
And ricki kinda wants to fuck me.
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that's HWAT!!!!!!
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 1:51pm.
speak it: WOW! I suffer from the same disorder. Maybe we can form a support group
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Meh... I would but I can't leave the computer cuz I'm stuck in this chair. *puts more syrup on sundae*
Why do you think Congress leaves DC in August?
Because the are lazy and over paid spoiled brats?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
bambam
Maybe if you stopped all that heavy petting on the couch you could cool off!
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
speak it: WOW! I suffer from the same disorder. Maybe we can form a support group. ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 15, 2008 - 1:21pm.
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Ah yes, summers in Houston. Beautiful that time of the year. Brings back wonderful memories of slicing my wrists to bring on the blood loss chills and dull the fact that it was a million degrees with matching humidity.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 15, 2008 - 1:39pm.
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Ha!!! Humidity? You wanna talk humidity, oy!!! It's so humid in DC in the summer, we vacation in New York for the cooler temperatures.
Why do you think Congress leaves DC in August?
We got mad humidity traditionally but I have to admit the last two summers have been relatively cool. Must be the shifting weather patterns.
El B.,
Yeh, come to Ohio. We never have humidity, snow or rain. 75 everyday.
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
That leaves DK with just three members. Three members whose names I don't know. Nor do I care to know.
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LMAO!
Trudat.
PS. Muffin Top:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp5fYZpdRmI&feature=related
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 15, 2008 - 1:39pm.
El B, if you think CA has humidity, you certainly have never spent a summer in NY.
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or St. Louis
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Bambam.. it's okay!
I'm a pathetic fat ugly loozer who shouldn't exist unless I suck a fat one to keep a man.
And ricki kinda wants to fuck me.
See? No harm done. :P
El B, if you think CA has humidity, you certainly have never spent a summer in NY.
UGH.
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart
At least D had some dignity she need to shut the fuck up she knows puff"going to hell" diddy is gon give her a solo career just shut up!