Morning Wood

I wish Michael Lohan would fall off the face of the earth. He's such a waste of oxygen, water, and everything else that is essential to human survival.

Add Katie Holmes to the list

Cut your kids bangs and put socks on her feet. They must stink. And wtf's with all those dresses?

Tim McGraw irritates the hell outta me.

From the story on rumers movie:

Streak – which will also star Brittany Snow, Madeline Zima and Sarah Wright – follows a college senior whose brave act leads to her finally accepting herself.

Too easy.

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"CNN gave DL Hughley his own show "

- I saw this coming, he has been Larry King a few times already and he is funny to me. I like him.
OFF TOPIC:
My fake gay bf Anderson hosted LIVE again this morning, I totally DVR'd it.
NO SPOILERS!

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Poor Suri needs her bangs cut. Best wishes to Guy Ritchie, its about time.

has Suri's feet EVER touched anything other than concrete??? Poor thing. No friends, bad hair, horrid clothes and stupid parents. She needs to pack her little gold shoes, blankey, sippy cup and run away to live with a pack of wolves. She'd be better off.

Submitted by weenielover on October 15, 2008 - 11:53am.

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I was just reading that thinking, "that will be the only film that girl will star in."

UNLESS by some chance she's a phenomenal actress. Maybe she can act like her face fits on her head, idk

I wonder if Tater realizes how pathetic she is?? The only way she can peddle her "talent" is if mommy produces her. GIVE IT UP! YOU ARE NOT AN ACTOR!!

M.Lohan. ha! what a tubby clown.

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Tater Head and her mommy are making a movie together - ICYDK
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Just what cinema needs. An "artsy" film (code word for SHITTY),directed by an average actress who got lucky. Starring one of her spoiled, self-involved, self-entitled, TALENTLESS children.

They must be fainting over in Cannes waiting for this POS.

It's better for suri not to wear pants. Then she'll have to deal with less friction when she actually does make a run for it.

i hope security is well paid to hold suri's doll like that...
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Deb: ITA. I've never seen the appeal. After watching DWTS, though, Lance is really growning on me.
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That movie should just be Tater Head and Pappy Lohan punching each other in the mug.It should be about an hour and half long.

I feel bad for Tim McGraw. I can't believe that his record company are making him release a GH, just so they can keep at the company longer, because thye know he wants to leave.

Poor guy.

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I like DL Hughley....he is a smart man.

Mischa sucks and deserves any abuse she gets....

I would love to watch Lohan get his ass kicked.

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- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart

Cheers, dramaqueen! Seriously, though. He's 20% talent-80% bullshit. I know grown women who think he's the hotness, and I will never get it.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by Agie on October 15, 2008 - 10:58am.

Chris Cuomo announced Madonna's divorce on Good Morning America today. It was kind-of funny because you could tell he was thinking, "Ooookayyyy...Why is this trivial bullshit breaking news?"
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 15, 2008 - 11:02am.
Way to go Guy you grew a pair!

Now if only Brad could find his ...
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Submitted by Agie on October 15, 2008 - 10:58am.
TMZ says that Vadge's spokeswhore has made an official statement and that they are divorcing

See when her rep said "No comment" to the Sun that was a yes. Way to go Guy you grew a pair!

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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great

What, is Katie Holmes too GOOD to carry Suri's toys? She looks stupid, even though I think her Christmas plaid shirt would be hot with black leggings and gladiator heels.

Anyway...
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

That's just about the manliest thing that Guy Richie has ever done....lol.

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

TMZ says that Vadge's spokeswhore has made an official statement and that they are divorcing

With all the money TomKat has, they can't get her gotdayum bangs cut??

I agree snowy...Katie looks good...from the shoulders down. That hair is just no good.

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

Rumer, instead of making a movie about college, should attend one.

It figures that Justin golfs....its such a douchey sport.

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AHHHHHHHhhh....scary scary man. This guy is not the first thing i need to see in the morning...*gulps more coffee*

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

Justin Timberlake tries WAY too hard to be clever and original. It comes across as completely desperate and douchetastic. I would be embarassed for him if he werent so gosh darn unlikeable.

Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4

Why is Katie wearing red plaid shirt, is it Christmas yet? Although, on Katies' planet anything is possible.

I'm tired ot see Suri so ungroomed, with dirty, uncombed and uncut hair. Although I find it cute that a girl wears dresses, but this poor little rich girl can barely see through her bangs!

That is so nouveau rich to make your bodyguard to carry your crap. How can he protect you if his hands are full??

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"How did this white-washed Jacko impersonator get so damn famous?" Classic! I'm with you, Deb!
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Mischa gets a bad rap nowadays. She isnt as annoying as she used to be, but not half as interesting either. Eh, Its probably that I dont care enough either way anymore.

Secondly, DL Hughley? Was he ever funny?

Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4

I'm sorry to hear that Justin is an Obama supporter. How did this white-washed Jacko impersonator get so damn famous?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

I wish someone would give me a show on CNN. I need money bitches!

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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great

Ugh, Justin Timberlake INFURIATES me, which is funny, because I used to be in love with him...like in 1999. Like they said at Mollygood, he oozes cockiness.

Aww, Mischa. She gets a lot of hate, but I'd gladly share some Bud Light with her.

Michael Lohan needs to suck it.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

CtheH: I know. Sometimes it's just more obvious than others.

Also, I DETEST CZJ! Selfish cow!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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Drama
that's nothing new, tommygirl done sucked the life out of her a while back.
and why do they dress suri like she's one of the duggar girls?
Justin was cute singing for Obama.

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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!

God, Katie looks like death!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

MK, we're going to have to boycott dlist if you can't stop showing that ugly useless fuck Michael Lohan.

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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!

awww suri looks cute

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