It's In The Script
SPOILER ALERT! It's not like you give a dirty dildo anyway.
UsWeekly has some BREAKING NEWS! Heidi Montag wasn't always a pre-op horse and they have picture proof (above). No, the real non-news is that Heidi and that girl Lauren Conrad were spotted hugging at STK in Los Angeles last night. Lauren was there to celebrate her first fugly fashion show.
While Spencer was eating a bowl of shit at the bar, Heidi galloped over and asked one of LC's friends if she could hug her. Please. She was probably asking the production assistant if they were ready for the shot.
Heidi was allowed into LC's inner sanctum (smells like beef) and the two smiled, talked and hugged. I smell an EMMY (smells like beef)!!!
Now that Heidi and LC have made up, all wars around the world can now come to an end.
I'm sure we'll see this heartfart reunion on "The Hills." After they air the reunion scene, they will cut to LC going into work and being greeted by the happy robot Whitney. Whitney will say, "Heeeeey. How was your weekend?" LC will reply, "Oh my god. I hugged Heidi last night." Whitney will widen her eyes and say, "Oh my god. Really?" And then she'll get up and push a rack of clothes. End scene.
Here's a few pictures of Twit and Twatty leaving STK last night after the "reunion." She really has a face that only Mr. Ed could love.
Wenn, Wireimage
That post is hilarious!! That is true… witney will be like, oh... my... god... shut..... uuuuuup!!!!
I think is ok though. But i’m sure it will be good for the ratings now that they’re mates again.
There’s a Hills site here where people are voting for who they hate or love from the Hills...
Needless to say Spencer is fucking last and Jason...
http://www.amuso.com/gameshows/lifestyle/The-Hills?ref=i/cl
lol me and my friends call all the Whitney scenes "recap scenes" because thats all that happens. lauren recaps the past so and so days or hours and whitney looks shocked or amused. offers congenial words of advice. then goes off and fixes clothes rack. this is whitney is my fav haha
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
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LMAO I heart Whitney!
"... they will cut to LC going into work and being greeted by the happy robot Whitney. Whitney will say, "Heeeeey. How was your weekend?" LC will reply, "Oh my god. I hugged Heidi last night." Whitney will widen her eyes and say, "Oh my god. Really?" And then she'll get up and push a rack of clothes. End scene."
Oh and you forgot about the shocked "O" face too. tehe
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
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JaneDoe - lauren conrad isn't interesting enough to have a nickname.
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MK I really want to rape you for posting this twit (wait is she the twit or twat? seriously I cant remember their real name because MK refer them to twit and twat)
I am sick of reading something about this plaindumbandtalentlessho.
you also need to give that Lauren Conrad a name.its not fair if she doesnt have a pet name after you have Twit and Ceiling Eyes as nicknames for some starvingforattentionwhores from The Hill..
ps: wow is her eyebrows considered as chola? then I am. YAY! chola power!
Jimmy Bocca- um, Holly was totally kicked out. Spencer and his flesh-colored pubic hair beard desired privacy.
She looks horrid now. Her face was natural/normal girly before. Now it's slut slut slut. She made herself look like a porn star. That's not a compliment.
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Ug and Fug
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 2:55pm.
TITS, stop misbehavin. You be getting ppl in the poo at work.
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TITS, stop misbehavin. You be getting ppl in the poo at work.
Submitted by mimi on October 15, 2008 - 2:27pm.
hey you are sooo funny
everybody in my office thinks im getting crazy because i was laughing while reading.
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hey you are sooo funny
everybody in my office thinks im getting crazy because i was laughing while reading.
"...LC going into work and being greeted by the happy robot Whitney. Whitney will say, "Heeeeey. How was your weekend?" LC will reply, "Oh my god. I hugged Heidi last night." Whitney will widen her eyes and say, "Oh my god. Really?" And then she'll get up and push a rack of clothes. End scene."
HAHAHA...you always make me giggle.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 15, 2008 - 11:08am.
I LOVEEEE the Hills!!! And I can't wait for them to finally make up even tho LC told Holly that she wouldn't if Spencer was still in the picture! Maybe that note that Holly made hiedi write really did help! I just hope that Heidi doesn't kick Holly out of thier apt! I guess well see next episode!
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This is a joke right?
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"I'm sure we'll see this heartfart reunion on "The Hills." After they air the reunion scene, they will cut to LC going into work and being greeted by the happy robot Whitney. Whitney will say, "Heeeeey. How was your weekend?" LC will reply, "Oh my god. I hugged Heidi last night." Whitney will widen her eyes and say, "Oh my god. Really?" And then she'll get up and push a rack of clothes. End scene."
That's pretty dead on, that is what "The Hills" is all about. Haha!
lauren is pretty but she looks like every other rich girl cruising around town here. heidi was much better looking before the surgery. natural is the way to go, in my opinionzzzoz
She has changed alot. But that happends all the time here in CA.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
Heidi doesn't look bad pre-op, she looks natural. Post-op, she looks fug with her bad nose job and horrid lips.
Good Lord, can people just not grow into their faces anymore? Honestly, she wasn't much to look at but she's got one of those faces that age can be good too...but of course, NOW she's got one of those faces that melts.
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I'm sorry but she was ugly before and shes ugly now.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I think Heidi's face looks better now, but her bolt-ons are awful.
she's just so........dumb, annoying and bland.
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart
What a shame she got plastic surgery and ruined her looks. I have one of those noses that Hollywood would want me to get done and no way would i ever do that. Gotta give jessica simpson credit at least for never getting hers done, at least, not yet.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 15, 2008 - 10:02am.
Omg I have a pic I took over a year ago and I hadnt done my eyebrows in over a month and I swear i looked just like LC in that pic above....not cool
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Um, so you are a chola beauty then?
LMFAO at the ill fitting ankle boots. Those are cankle boots.
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HA HA HA Hello PSL!
Heidieeeeeee is SO stunning. I am 100% stunned each time I realize that she paid to have her nose done and boobees done, but ignored that chin thingie shes got going on!
Im a jelly sammie eatin h8ter pants!
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Hi Lolo!
Though I must have made that comment because I am jealous that I don't look like the stunning Heidi Montag.....
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
I hope their houses burn down. JUST THEIR HOUSES.
Only their houses. Burn. BURN LIKE THEIR NASTY COOCHIES!
Evil laugh times! MUAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA
PSL that was f'n funny!
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Jimmy, you just PROVED to me what a complete Fucktard you really are.
loves The Hills......*rolls eyes*
I guess Spencer is your hero/role model......
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart
I LOVEEEE the Hills!!! And I can't wait for them to finally make up even tho LC told Holly that she wouldn't if Spencer was still in the picture! Maybe that note that Holly made hiedi write really did help! I just hope that Heidi doesn't kick Holly out of thier apt! I guess well see next episode!
Fuuuuugggggggg
Both these bitches.
They should thank the heavens there's plastic surgery...oh wait. Not really. They're still FUG
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
"I'm sure we'll see this heartfart reunion on "The Hills." After they air the reunion scene, they will cut to LC going into work and being greeted by the happy robot Whitney. Whitney will say, "Heeeeey. How was your weekend?" LC will reply, "Oh my god. I hugged Heidi last night." Whitney will widen her eyes and say, "Oh my god. Really?" And then she'll get up and push a rack of clothes. End scene."
Wow. That's pretty much the entire show summed up in one paragraph.
Theyve both had their tits done.
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
I.can't.stand.them.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
All the plastic surgery has only made her look like a 42 year-old trophy wife. She definitely wasn't pretty before, but at least she looked her age.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Blame MTV! Its all MTV's fault for us having to look at these ugly bitches!
I dont know people who act like that in real life.
I mean ive been to cheese citys like Vegas and shit and seen the fake fuckery from whores with big fake knockers and glossed over eye balls who cant read but WTF?
I mean people look at slut bags like that and fucking laugh, even the dirty men folk that just punched their clown box. Yeah the stuck their dick in ya Ole Plastic face but they were still laughing at your ass when they snuck out at 3:00 a.m....
Im just saying something but i fuckin forgot what it was.... Oh yeah some sluts are laughable.
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What a pathetic duo.... zzzzzzz I need more coffee
Why are these twats famous? God i miss the days when you actually had to have some sort of discernable talent to get attention.
*rolls over and pulls blankie over head*
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
it's sad people think the only way to make it is to be very fake. it's sad that society is that way....
...but she has made money doing so and "fame"
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Wow is that really her in the big picture? She was really pretty when she was natural.
I hope the series finale will focus on Spencer and Heidi's double funeral.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
We wish you Hill People would just die.
Painful deaths.
Die. Just Die.
K thnx!
Love Always,
'Merica
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gross, I can just see the fakeness now.
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Scripted lives bore me.
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Submitted by Agie on October 15, 2008 - 10:02am.
looks more like a dirty sanchez stain
Heidi should dump Spencer and hook up with Hef.
She looks the part.
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I really dislike those boots. Like she needed to emphasize her hooves.
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Omg I have a pic I took over a year ago and I hadnt done my eyebrows in over a month and I swear i looked just like LC in that pic above....not cool
That third pic is scary, she looks like she has had several face peels followed by tanning.