Too Easy
Miley, Miley, Miley... She might as well have handed this picture over on a silver platter with the newest copy of Photoshop and a Pedobear Approved sticker.
Someone should tell Miley that she's not in the backwoods anymore. There are spoons available for her to use. But something tells me Billy Ray Cyrus hid them all.
In other prostitot news, Miley has announced that she's just finished her first autobiography at the ripe old age of 15. OMG! LMAO! ROTFL! Miley said, "I'm not sure when it's going to come out. It's finished but you've got a long process of editing and all that kind of stuff, so it takes a while."
It's probably the first book to be written entirely through text and IM messages. It's going to be called: "DNT H8!!1!!! UR JST JELLIS!"
Here's more of Miley, her "way too hot for her" boyfriend and possum-haired Billy Ray at the Millions of Milkshakes event in Los Angeles yesterday. They named a milkshake after her! Billy Ray isn't in a lot of these pictures because he kept excusing himself to use the bathroom. And notice the last picture. Another gem brought to you by Pedobear!
It may be too easy, but I did it.
http://s174.photobucket.com/albums/w108/pueblonative/?action=view¤...
Seriously, bia needs pro-active for that forehead. Make-up only makes it worse Miley. Wash the mask off, and stay inside til it clears up.
I think Miley has been taking posing lessons from Pheobe Price.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
This lil bitch is trying WAY to hard to pull off that hipster/indie look. All the jewelery, the skiiny jeans or tights, long baggy open shirts and shit. fuckin a, soooo over it. She looks like a mini hohan....and Billy has always tried to hard. Lame nugs.
she is so not hot enough for him.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
The blame for Neo-Britney should be placed squarely on the shoulders of Mr. Achy Breaky Opportunist and his equally enabling wife. First fighting the good fight for Disney, the "air war", where good little Hannah Montana, adores her fans, talks about her love of Christ and shifts untold millions in wholesome product. But all the while they are girding their cash-cow warrior princess's loins to fight the "ground war", by whoring it up online with photos and in public with an older lover, as well as sticking the shiv into Mickey over and over again.
I don't know why the wing-nuts out there were concerned about that Swiss particle accelerator. When Wily Miley finally implodes, the collateral damage will be far more extensive than from any ol' alpine black hole.
This girl has no neck. Jakers!
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
Her boyfriend looks to me like he'd rather be with Zac Efron right now, but he has to settle for a female Disney whore for the sake of the cameras.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Why does she always look like she just finished practicing her b***job technique? Severe "duck mouth". Surely her parents wouldn't have allowed collagen so young? Or maybe it's just her buck teeth, and her lips CAN'T lay flatter? When her mouth is open she reminds me of another talentless "frog", who's mouth is also usually gaping wide. (J.S.)
“I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”
Johnny Depp
I don't know how this girl became so popular. Between her flat face and crooked teeth how do these tweens like her?
Submitted by Report_Abuse on October 15, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 15, 2008 - 1:22pm.
This kid piss me off
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Who do you admire?
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I admire myself, for someone who has only been registered for a "week", it seems like you have alot to say about my comments. Since you like to give advice I'm going to give you some, learn to mine your own business.
Submitted by Bda on October 15, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Um shouldn't her boyfriend be arrested for fucking a 15 year old? I know in their backwoods country ass hometowns that's fine and dandy but in civilized California that's against that law.
I don't understand that one bit. I think either the guy's gay, and Miley's his fag hag, or the guy's one of the World's dumbest, most transparent opportunists and he's just trying to latch onto her fame.
A 50yo going after an 18yo I can understand, but a 20yo going after a 15yo makes no sense.
Screw Miley and her idiotic photos.
Her boyfriend is drop, dead, gorgeous!
wtf is he doing with a 15 year old girl, is it just very disturbing. Miley will turn into Britney in 3 years.
Submitted by greenfinch on October 15, 2008 - 10:09am.
well hopfully she doesnt come to canada and get teabagged, cause who ever does it will get arrested...
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2008/10/15/7090906-sun.html
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I'm not sure what that article has to do with this story, but it was a 14 year old girl it was done to! 90 days sound like justice to me, not something to be upset about (if you were).
From the article:
Crown prosecutor Susan Kennedy had sought such a sentence, arguing Niebergall took advantage of his 14-year-old victim while she was in a vulnerable state. He placed his genitals on the girl's face and took a picture of the act during a Dec. 31, 2005, party at his home, at which he plied her with alcohol.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 15, 2008 - 1:22pm.
This kid piss me off
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Submitted by yeahbuddy on October 15, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Funny innocent shot, now I wonder how many fucking losers with absolutely no lives or girlfriends (or boyfriends) are photoshopping to it at this moment, and then jerking off to it.
LOSERS ALL.
Yeah! *cough*
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Seriously,
enough, no?
Miley, come back in 20 and give us a chance to forget all about this disturbing teen dysfunctionary, thank you.
I am sure Kentucky misses you.
“I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”
Johnny Depp
Funny innocent shot, now I wonder how many fucking losers with absolutely no lives or girlfriends (or boyfriends) are photoshopping to it at this moment, and then jerking off to it.
LOSERS ALL.
This kid piss me off
I agree the boyfriend is muy caliente! {{ducking}}
Um shouldn't her boyfriend be arrested for fucking a 15 year old? I know in their backwoods country ass hometowns that's fine and dandy but in civilized California that's against that law.
Dammit Miley! I cringe that my 8 yr old and 12 yr old cousins look up to you.
Because everyone likes to eat whipped cream without a spoon when they know they're being photographed. Nice pendant, though.
I'm not sure who I hate/blame more - Miley, or the people that created and forced her onto the world. Just, eww.
I watched 'Hanna Montana' last night for the first time and I had to laugh so hard because I was a test viewer(?) one or two years ago, who got paid with a bunch of other people to watch an American children's tv show. We weren't told the name of the show and had to fill out a questionaire afterwards. I was highly annoyed by that shitty show. I didn't recommend it for German children to watch. Since last night I know two things; it was 'Hanna Montana' and they didn't give an F on my opinion.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 15, 2008 - 11:49am.
The jokes just write themselves with this pix of Miley "Disney Slut" Cyrus.
Wonder if she swallows???
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Well, her mama didn't. Was that mean? :)
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
The jokes just write themselves with this pix of Miley "Disney Slut" Cyrus.
Wonder if she swallows???
ewwwwwwwwwwwww, close your mouth when you eat,ooops her chiclets dont let her
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Well she needs to make all the money she can NOW.... in a few years her FUG grin that worked for "Hanna Montanna" isn't going to be worth shit.
"It's probably the first book to be written entirely through text and IM messages. It's going to be called: "DNT H8!!1!!! UR JST JELLIS!"
Haahhahaha!
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cant imagine any parent letting their daughter date some one that was 5 yrs older, when shes just a child , is that even legal?
ONT , and who the hell would buy a book by a 15 yr old? most tweens are getting over miley now thank fck, im sure disney has a new one waiting to take over the worrrrlddd
_Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 11:16am.
PLUS the ad under the three arm photo says to watch the video to see what the controversy is and im thinking to myself, Hmmmmmm could it be anything to do with that third arm?
I wonder.....
See i think if she did have a ral third arm like that she wouldnt have been such a big fat whore, cause that arm could have really come in handy...with stuff.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lo! I seriously couldn't figure out the logistics of what was going on there?!!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 15, 2008 - 9:36am.
Jesus christ, are you shitting me? It will be three pages long on stapled-together assignment notebook paper with her I's dotted with hearts. This kid is 15! I have shoes older than that. She has done jack shit that anyone would want to hear. Her life story could be a Teen Beat four-page spread peppered with photos.
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Every single sentence of that paragraph made me LOL.
_Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 11:11am.
OH GOD now we have Pammy's big ole swollen tittay to look at all day (on the sidebar)
DAMN! PAms dick looks like a third arm in that picture too! HA HA HA!!!!
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Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 11:11am.
Does she have enough jewelry on?
Barely. Needs a little more to distract from the face.
OH GOD now we have Pammy's big ole swollen tittay to look at all day (on the sidebar)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Does she have enough jewelry on? That is proof of her 15 yr old mentality. Not ready for secksy times.
Am I wrong for wanting to make Miley's boyfriend my boy-toy? He is YUMMY!
My crazy sister sent me photos of her twin brats at the beach. One of the pics of my 6 year old niece was titled "Gabby Montana". I nearly gagged.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ick, another celebutard who can't seem to keep her mouth shut. Ever.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Actually, I pity that girl. She's only fifteen and already so many people are riding or trying to ride on her coat tail. Her father, her stepbrother and his girlfriend and that creepy pedophilic male model amongst many others, I'm sure. Poor girl!
I also think that there are only two options for her career to end. She either will soon be one of those pathetic former child stars like Haley-Joel Osmond, Macauly Culkin etc. or she will be famous for quite some time and later fall apart due to the fact that she never had an actual childhood.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 15, 2008 - 11:02am.
can't blame the syphillis cos i don't have it! :)
hi IG! how are you?? word, long time no see! ;/ i didn't have time to post and read dlisted much lately. that sux! but i wanna fix that! i miss dlisted so much.
When Drew Barrymore wrote her book at 15, at least she has been on drugs for 5 years and rehab.
I can't imagine Miley having anything that good to say.
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart
As irritating as Miley is, I cant in good conscience say anything negative about her herself.Other than her millions of dollars and rediculous undeserved fame, shes just like any other 15 year old and they are all horribly annoying.
middle school teachers deserve medals for putting up with all kinds of brainless behavior caused by this wretched age group.
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
DAE, word! it's not like she's a legend. she's just a 15 year old who was lucky enough to become famous and rich.
Submitted by Haribo on October 15, 2008 - 10:59am.
i meant *feeding. jesus, what's wrong whith me today?! i should blame the headache.
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Hi Haribo *waving* Long time no see! You can always blame it on the boogie, or THE SYPHILLIS! (see Oxygen's winning Caption This)
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
She's totally doing this on purpose knowing that her pic is being taken. She's been convinced that she's hot, and she thinks she's living up to that image.
Sadly, she's an (at best) average looking girl with more money and fame than she deserves.
i meant *feeding. jesus, what's wrong whith me today?! i should blame the headache.