It's That Time Again!
It's time for another Vadge and Guy Ritchie are divorcing rumor! This time it's for real......possibly.......maybe.....well....according to The Sun. They have swore on a stack of hotel bibles that Vadge's spokeswhore already has the divorce statement in their hands, ready to be released. I hope it's nice and simple. Something like, "WE QUIT THIS BITCH!"
A source said that they are finally going public with their split because basically they can't fucking stand each other anymore. They fight about everything from adopting another baby to moving to New York to her dick being bigger than his.
Vadge, who is currently on her "Dry & Sour" tour, originally wanted to wait until next year when her tour ends. Her divorce to Guy has now been fast tracked to be finalized by Christmas. Merry Christmas! It also would have been their 8th wedding anniversary. Happy Anniversary!
The loud mouth bitch who spilled the beans said that Guy stopped filming on "Sherlock Holmes" to fly to his parent's house and tell them about the divorce in person. This week he plans to move all his of his stupid shit out of Vadge's London dungeon and move into the house he owns in Wiltshire.
This past summer, Vadge and Guy denied the rumors that their marriage was crumbling into the toilet like a dehydrated butt nugget. Vadge also denied she was bumping roided-up buttholes with A-Rod.
Again, we've heard this shit all before, so take this with a grain of ass dust. It wouldn't be shocking if it turned out to be true. It sounds like they lost that lovin' feeling a long ass time ago. It was probably around the same time that Vadge's buff bagina swallowed Guy's nutsack whole. Guy keeps stroking that area, hoping they will grow back. Sorry, Guy, they're never coming back. They're gone, just like your marriage.
Visit The Sun to read all the details if you give an eff.
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That's not true, she loves her children.
Good for Guy. I believe Madonna will never be able to love anyone nearly as much as she loves herself.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
When will vadge learn the world stopped caring?
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I just want to thank Dlisted and its whores for teaching me how to use "I QUIT THIS BITCH" correctly.
I love saying it.
Thanks MK!
O/T: They are so getting divorced.
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Sweet Moses! Guy deserves mega bank based on the fact that he's stared into the eyes of death for years.
Animated cadaver with crap hair and bad make up!
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Submitted by luckycharms on October 15, 2008 - 6:18am.
Kind of like Heather Mills. Heaven forbid anyone try to cross the internationally beloved Beatle. I bet you he treated her like a complete piece of crap. He did something to piss her off real good, otherwise she wouldn't have publicly gone thru the lenghts she did, knowing she would be crucified. She would have walked away with a bundle anyway, regardless.
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REALLY? come on!!!
is it not possible heather mills is just a fame whore... who sought the publicity in her divorce case? is it possible she is a bitter woman who finally realized she couldn't have it all her way and thus sought revenge through tarnishing paul's name?? (but obviously this back fired) is it not possible she is a tempestuous woman who can't seem to control her emotions, and thus lashed out publicly? She did try to defend herself and fire all her lawyers, and she also splashed water all over Paul's barrister IN COURT ... I think that says a lot about her temperament. Did she really have to tour tv chat shows to bitch about her marriage when they have a child together?
moreover, paul was happily devoted to his previous wife Linda for her whole life... doesn't that say something about a man? And he never once spoke out against Heather publicly after the divorce.
Yes, it is possible Heather Mills allegations are true, but looking at their behavior... it seems not very likely!
Guy should have run off years ago.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Hope he takes that pretentious bitch to da cleaners. I feel bad for the kids but, then again, if there's enough animosity on the part of the parents to warrant a divorce, the kids are better off with divorced parents.
Hate Madonna. Wonder how long it'll take before she drops the phony british accent.
Submitted by justice on October 15, 2008 - 5:33am.
i somewhat agree although i'm not going to belive it until i see a statement.
but if it's true i hope she goes back to her normal self. single madonna is fun!
...and his movies are crap, they are so ninties!
I can't blame him for not wanting to be married to her. She looks like shit and her figure is absolutely terrible. But that is superficial and shallow, really she is a self absorbed BITCH. Take her for as much as you can, Guy. I've never been a litigious type of person or believed in fluff sueing, but sometimes you have to put these assholes in their place. Kind of like Heather Mills. Heaven forbid anyone try to cross the internationally beloved Beatle. I bet you he treated her like a complete piece of crap. He did something to piss her off real good, otherwise she wouldn't have publicly gone thru the lenghts she did, knowing she would be crucified. She would have walked away with a bundle anyway, regardless.
Hahaha great post MK! Roided Bagina Power! I wonder if arod and vadge get bikini waxes together....you know they do...or at least he does for her.
Hopefully she can find a way to move one... move on the fuck out of London! :D I don't like Guy Ritchie and his fake cockney films, but of the two I'd say Guy has the greater chance of re-marrying someone who isn't a complete cunt.
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If this story is true, I hope Guy files first. Vadge is such a frikkin' control freak, it would be choice if she had NO control over this situation.
And I hope she has to pay HIM alimony.
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I feel bad for Guy, and of course the children. There was an interview with them on the red carpet and it was for Guy. The TV reporter was asking him questions. He started answering and then Madonna kept butting in. At like the 4th question she stepped over and fully answered the other 2 questions. Poor Guy looked humiliated and rolled his eyes. IMO he can get somebody better, more down to earth and be happier not having to be a servant.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 15, 2008 - 3:06am.
The Cinematic Masterpiece Bachelor Party. I have seen that movie too many times to count..classic : )
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
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surprised this union lasted as long as it has.
You have to admire her fashion skills with the Bedazzler! Too bad she didn't stud her stud.
I'm about to quit myself. *YAWN*
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Submitted by xxyxz on October 15, 2008 - 3:01am.
quitter
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
XXYXZ! *MUAH*
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Strange wang...right in my palm.
*peeks in*
Good night whores
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 15, 2008 - 2:56am.
Michael Jackson slumber party?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 15, 2008 - 2:56am.
Tom Cruise's 1st date?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 15, 2008 - 2:56am.
Madonna's 1st audition?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
5 points go to whoever names the origin of my quote first. No Googling, bitches!
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Strange wang...right in my palm.
I know this is wrong, but I think she looks pretty. I like her coat.
She has managed to stay fashionable as she has aged, and definitely not a fashion victim like Xtina. Jesus. That girl needs help. WTF?
Madonna is going to end up looking like a victim of her own appetites when she does the Arod thing and drops Guy.And I think her husband is cute. I'm sorry she didn't manage to work it out with him, because for a few years at least, Guy seemed to soften her a bit.
Does anyone know how you tell the difference between the red bracelet standing for anorexia or jewish mysticism? They both wear the red strings...is it like gay men and earrings in the 80's...the left ear lobe meant you were gay?
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 15, 2008 - 2:47am.
Who knew that giving handjobs to music execs every time she needed to get her career off life support would leave her with that mangled claw of a hand? Of course, we're talking thousands of handjobs.
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See, this is where we differ. I figure those claws are a direct result of her furious masturbation after being repeatedly rejected by her homo husband.
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Remember, bitches back in 45 minutes or Milt cuts your balls off!
NO they are not divorcing
see news on "barack obama muslim or christian" on
www.entertainroom.com
Who knew that giving handjobs to music execs every time she needed to get her career off life support would leave her with that mangled claw of a hand? Of course, we're talking thousands of handjobs.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Like a virgin....Hahahaha. Does anybody really care if they get divorced or not? So she pelvic thrusted her twat in Guy's face for the last time. GREAT! Maybe she'll need a hip replacement soon.
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Fugs & Plugs.
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Remember, bitches back in 45 minutes or Milt cuts your balls off!
He seems to be casting a remake of Corpse Bride.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I bet her Dick is bigger..
OMFG< look at that hand of hers! I wouldn't hold it either, Guy!
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Remember, bitches back in 45 minutes or Milt cuts your balls off!
Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 1:55am.
What the hell? Why does BQ even exist?
Poutine.
And no one can tie a scarf like the french.
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Good point. My bad.
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Submitted by Youri on October 15, 2008 - 1:47am.
This time it's for real.
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This is bad news. Giving that woman ANY media coverage is like tossing a hunk of raw meat into a bowl of maggots.
and on that note... sweet dreams!
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What the hell? Why does BQ even exist?
Poutine.
And no one can tie a scarf like the french.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
This time it's for real. A friend of mine is a journalist and he emailed me and said that a prepared statement is already on the AP wire. However, there's still an embargo on it. Everybody is waiting for Madonna's camp to give the green light, so that they can report it.
That's why all these tabloids are reporting it as a fact this time because they all saw that prepared statement on the AP wire.
Yep, it's really true this time.
Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 1:37am.
Angel - all the fruits and nuts end up out here. It's like a cereal box. ummm not that you're a flake or anything. ummm.
eeg said it was only for victoria. first i've heard of it.
did you see the map on the cbc website? weird how the orange is mostly on the coast and north eh? (let's not mention pq)
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What the hell? Why does BQ even exist? It's totally wasting space!
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Angel - all the fruits and nuts end up out here. It's like a cereal box. ummm not that you're a flake or anything. ummm.
eeg said it was only for victoria. first i've heard of it.
did you see the map on the cbc website? weird how the orange is mostly on the coast and north eh? (let's not mention pq)
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Glad he will be finally rid of that old bitch.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 15, 2008 - 1:00am.
TITS,
AB. (I am not saying more, he was notorious). The Supreme Court of Canada ruled that the homeless have a right to camp in any city park they want in your town,
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What the hell? This comes after they totally tear down a tent city that was practically an institution here?....maybe they worked on it after that...
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They always seem so mismatched to me. I don't get it.
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Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 1:08am.
speakit - why would you memorize something that was written on the box?
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Whenever I read the instructions for a game or anything really, I read it once, I commit it to memory and then I know. I want it to be permanent. I guess I don't like reading instructions so I make sure I only do it once. I'm not sure why I'm that way.
I never understood why he was with her. Hes so hot and shes so.....
speakit - why would you memorize something that was written on the box?
I play m on the computer. Burns my ass when I lose.
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EEG. AB? Me know nothing of AB. Somehow managed to almost entirely avoid that prov. Not deliberate.
I guess paying to stay in a prov/fed park ensures certain amenities like washrooms, outlets etc? Public parks don't have those. I think it's great if it will draw attention to the issue.
Are you forgetting the tent city on the lawns of the leg a few years back? They even dug a hole in the ground for a toilet.
I love an engaged populace - protest is good. It shows people give a damn about something.
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TITS,
AB. (I am not saying more, he was notorious). The Supreme Court of Canada ruled that the homeless have a right to camp in any city park they want in your town, and as someone righteously pointed out, then why the hell are regular people paying provincial/federal park fees to pitch their tent?! I can't wait to see the front of the parliament buildings turn into tent/meth city.
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