It's That Time Again!
It's time for another Vadge and Guy Ritchie are divorcing rumor! This time it's for real......possibly.......maybe.....well....according to The Sun. They have swore on a stack of hotel bibles that Vadge's spokeswhore already has the divorce statement in their hands, ready to be released. I hope it's nice and simple. Something like, "WE QUIT THIS BITCH!"
A source said that they are finally going public with their split because basically they can't fucking stand each other anymore. They fight about everything from adopting another baby to moving to New York to her dick being bigger than his.
Vadge, who is currently on her "Dry & Sour" tour, originally wanted to wait until next year when her tour ends. Her divorce to Guy has now been fast tracked to be finalized by Christmas. Merry Christmas! It also would have been their 8th wedding anniversary. Happy Anniversary!
The loud mouth bitch who spilled the beans said that Guy stopped filming on "Sherlock Holmes" to fly to his parent's house and tell them about the divorce in person. This week he plans to move all his of his stupid shit out of Vadge's London dungeon and move into the house he owns in Wiltshire.
This past summer, Vadge and Guy denied the rumors that their marriage was crumbling into the toilet like a dehydrated butt nugget. Vadge also denied she was bumping roided-up buttholes with A-Rod.
Again, we've heard this shit all before, so take this with a grain of ass dust. It wouldn't be shocking if it turned out to be true. It sounds like they lost that lovin' feeling a long ass time ago. It was probably around the same time that Vadge's buff bagina swallowed Guy's nutsack whole. Guy keeps stroking that area, hoping they will grow back. Sorry, Guy, they're never coming back. They're gone, just like your marriage.
Visit The Sun to read all the details if you give an eff.