Birthday Sluts

nice picture of zac

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I love you MK, but you spelt "Marina Navratilova" wrong ;)

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P.S Zac Efron is surely as queer as folk, lets ask Clay!

Submitted by DBroadway on October 18, 2008 - 8:28pm.

Happee birfday!! You and Zac?? Good?

I'm a birthday slut. 22 years today

That picture does not look like Zac at all (to me, at least). When I saw the picture, before I scrolled down to the name, I figured it was a picture of someone from the 80's who was turning 40 today or something! I don't know who I thought it would be, but I did NOT think it would be Zac Efron.

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Submitted by Albatross on October 18, 2008 - 12:42pm.

HB, Zac - you sexy little twink, you! *mwah!*

Oh yes! HB to JC Van Damme and Navratilova.
It's raining gay icons today!

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

Zac kinda looks like a young Rob Lowe in that pic.

Out of the list... Ne-Yo and i share the same birthday and year !!!!! :D

Happy Birthday to all !!!! And me too :-)

Submitted by Mr. President on October 18, 2008 - 1:07pm.

hahahahaha. True love is like that.

Mr.President:

If you can't quit Aubrey after the outfits she wore this week, I don;t know what to tell you! heehee
She isn;t even pretty to me, but I know beauty is personal taste......

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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
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Happy birthday, oh future love slave of Revolta and the Cruiser.

I bet he celebrates with a bunch of new makeup and some frilly undies.

Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 12:46pm.

Now how did a conversation about twinks turn into an Aubrey discussion? She does a much better job at tucking it in than Zac. Kidding! I can't quit Aubrey. Really.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

do you lose twink status when you can buy your own beers?

happy bday to all the bday sluts today!
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Zac seems like a doll....I have to say. So he likes makeup....there are much worse things about people than that.
HB Zac.

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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins

Submitted by Rockwell on October 18, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 18, 2008 - 11:51am.
I don't believe Zac is gay. There are a lot of straight guys in their twenties who are obsessed with fashion and hair. And he's going out with Vanessa Hudgens, who is totally hot.
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Vanessa is his beard. He's a twink.

I think you're right, Rockwell. I still think Mr. Pres has been pulling our leg from day one about his devotion to Aubrey O'Day.

HB, Zac - you sexy little twink, you! *mwah!*

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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!

Submitted by Mr. President on October 18, 2008 - 11:51am.

I don't believe Zac is gay. There are a lot of straight guys in their twenties who are obsessed with fashion and hair. And he's going out with Vanessa Hudgens, who is totally hot.

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Vanessa is his beard. He's a twink.

Submitted by Mr. President on October 18, 2008 - 11:51am.

I don't believe Zac is gay. There are a lot of straight guys in their twenties who are obsessed with fashion and hair. And he's going out with Vanessa Hudgens, who is totally hot.
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ohhhh, you're funny!!!

Happy Birthday to all listed but more importantly Happy Birthday to ME!!!:)

Submitted by Euphoria on October 18, 2008 - 12:13pm.

. (dot), teething ring? BWAHAHAHAHA! Not THAT type of ring. *wink*

Euhporia, you just warmed muh cock ringed cockels.

Aww shucks. I'm jelly. Troof. You lucky hobag!

. (dot), teething ring? BWAHAHAHAHA! Not THAT type of ring. *wink*

Submitted by Euphoria on October 18, 2008 - 11:53am.

Today is my gorgeous hubby's birthday...Happy Birthday, Honey!
♥ From your sexy cougar wifey! (Come get your third present of the day!)

Euphoria, you nawty beesh.

Third present? Teething ring? *pinch*

Zachy is legal and NOT gay! LMAO

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Today is my gorgeous hubby's birthday...Happy Birthday, Honey!
♥ From your sexy cougar wifey! (Come get your third present of the day!)

I don't believe Zac is gay. There are a lot of straight guys in their twenties who are obsessed with fashion and hair. And he's going out with Vanessa Hudgens, who is totally hot.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Pam "Dawber"! I'm not even an adolescent boy. But hahahaaa!

Happy Day, Mr.Berry!

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Oh it's also that misogynistic pig, Jean-Claude Van Damme's, Birfday. Hope some deserving woman shoves a Posh-inspired stiletto up your ass and you fall in your cake.

Oh wow, Zac the Twink is now legal AND can drink in public. That should open up a LOT of backdoors for him. Happy Drunkday You're Birf, Twinkie!

Submitted by Hekki on October 18, 2008 - 11:16am.
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Agreed. But sometimes I wonder why can't I be a kept man by Helen Mirren or Susan Sarandon? lol

bambam: Yeah, I got a bad taste from Terry McMillan, too. She was a little too loud about everything, and seeing her on the Oprah show just made me feel that she deserved it.

And using a man for sex the same way a man uses a woman for sex isn't anything to be proud of. It's still bad behavior. Unless it's agreed upon by both parties; then it's fine. But to swagger around all proud of it is just stupid. It's stupid when ANYONE does it.

Happy birthday to that woMAN Terry McMillan. That bitch (sorry ladies but she is) married her Jamaican boy toy she wrote a book about (How Stella got her groove back) brought him back to the States, financed his dog grooming (!) business and generally made him a kept man til she got tired of the VERY May/December romance.

Then when she was ready to kick him to the curb he told her he was gay. She hit the roof and played the victim all over the media, even going on Oprah to talk about it and coincidentally promote her new book. She got empathy from her sisters everywhere she went, high fiving her for "doing what men do" (being a sugar mama), then sympathy because he fooled her.

I called bullshit on her because lots of men get burned doing the same thing, can't always have your cake and eat it too. Lots a guys try to pay to play and find out the cost ain't worth the product. Can't have it both ways.

Angel_I, this is why I love MK [forever and always]. He's an accidental genius rather than a purposeful one. i.e.--> He doesn't turn a platitude into a longitude and latitude. He states what we all want to say only better, funnier and snarkier.

And for the record?

Zac looks like one of my dyke barbies (yes, I chopped off the hair of some of my pretty barbies and sharpied in some man brows...sue me)!

Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 10:47am.

Tits has me corn-holed. Happy unbirthday btw. :D

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Yeah - she has a way about her, that one...

and Right back atcha;x

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Okay okay Zac's not hot. Sorry.

Also I feel bad for Ne-Yo that's he's going bald so young.

http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely

Angel_I, hey back, home-slice!

Tits has me corn-holed. Happy unbirthday btw. :D

But I could have sworn it meant something about a rapier...a sword...?

PS. HAPPY BIRFDAY, HOS!

♥ ThreadKilla!
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@TITS: Here let me help you!
From the urban dictionary:
The wit of someone who wears an orange tuxedo, drives 2 thousand miles for a girl they hardly know and is willing to trade a 1988 Chevy Econoline van for a mini-bike using the milage as a good bargaining point.

PS. HI DOT!

♥ ThreadKilla!
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@Dot - 'rapist' wit? LOLOL

no. not funnie.

LOLOL

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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WYNTON!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj0566yjP0w

ultra smooth daddio

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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i

Thank you very much Triscuit.

I wanted to create a twist with the spelling though. Canon, get it? I have layers and I'm deep too.

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Love your name cannonball jenkins:)

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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute

Submitted by Triscuit on October 18, 2008 - 10:09am.

What is an UNbirthday?
Ummm...Have a UNhappy UNbirthday!♥

Thank you, doll. Actually an "UNbirthday" is any day that is NOT your birthday. At least according to Disney's "Alice in wonderland." I'm a Disneyphile (not to be confused with a pedo_____ tyvm).

I woke up taller on the other side of the shroom. :)

He doesn't look hot.

He looks like he dragged her (typo, I swear) mommy in the park to take artsy b&w pictures of him casually adjusting his stylish jonasy outfit. Mommy is desperate and tired "Please, mom's little Shortcake, can we finish this tomorrow? You really look effortless and chick on the few last ones. My arms are so tired sweety, first the eyebrows now this... It's been hours Zachey, please..."

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Submitted by findleynb on October 18, 2008 - 10:11am.
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NAST.EW.prolly smells like Wino.

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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute

I have a friend that was in rehab with Jean Claude VanDammne. Apparently, Jean Claude VD doesn't bathe often.

Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 9:47am.
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What is an UNbirthday?
Ummm...Have a UNhappy UNbirthday!♥

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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute

Triston, in case you missed it, JaneDoe asked you on the nachos thread where you lived, given your comment about spicy food. I could have answered but figured that was presumptuous of me.

Wow, he looks really really hot right there. I saw him on Jay Leno the other night and I actually thought he was really funny. It's probably because I'm brainwashed by Disney. Not that I like HSM because bleh. No.

http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely

Zachey kissed a girl... and he didn't like it.

It felt so wrong, it felt not right....

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Keep god out of California