Tuesday, October 14th 2008
Yeah, It's Too Much
You might want to turn down the brightness on your monitor before going through these pictures of Xtina at the Africa Rising Festival in London tonight. I am pleased to see that her face is back to being completely covered in MAC semen. Sometimes looking natural is so overrated. With that face full of drag paint, I'm sure Xtina constantly gets random dudes asking her if she would tea-bag them for $10. I bet that doesn't happen to you. Don't be jealous.
Xtina's "Barbie Make Me Pretty" face isn't the problem with this look, it's that fucking top! That thing is giving me crazy eyes! It's like looking at Lady Ga Ga through a kaleidoscope. Shit like that belongs in the "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" stage show and nowhere else.
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I think she looks fan fucking tastic, I love that print, (wonders if that's a Pucci top), the shoes are fucking fabulous. She finally looks nice for a change and not to trannyish imo.
Off Topic: Casey Anthony has been arrested?? Oh, PLEASE GOD let it be so! This lying slag has been free too long. Let her ass rot in jail until the trial.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
seriously...is this her new look to cover up some type of awful facial surgery (because her face looks very off but i can't put my finger on it).
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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Submitted by M.E. on October 14, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Mrs. K - agreed, but how will she explain the chloroform?
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M.E., chloroform?? I haven't been following this story very closely, but WTF??
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I tried to stop her, I really did.
Mrs. K - agreed, but how will she explain the chloroform?
I can't wait to watch Nancy Grace tonight, she's going to be foaming at the mouth!
I can't tell if the crowd behind her is dazzled,frightened or blinded by that outfit.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
M.E., No Words, Zomay
it's going to get VERY interesting. I suspect she'll say it was an "accident."
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
I loved her cute little retro phase...cute little curly updo's and gorgeous 40's style dresses. This is just weird.
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She's got pipes, that's fer sure.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
No Words - for real.
Once she is convicted, she won't last long in prison. Child killers aren't even welcome in prison.
*shank*
Lindatina Hoguliera
(from a Christina fan no less!! lol) (not me!)
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aarrgghh, my eyes!! hideous. there is nothing attractive about this at all! its too much of everything, why doesnt she just run through the festival screaming at the top of her lungs?
Mrs. K and M.E.
Sorry for butting in but....
I am so relieved that that bitch was indicted today...may the State of Florida go medieval on her ass.
Submitted by zomay on October 14, 2008 - 7:08pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes keep the shoes and put her in this dress. Cute updo and tada!
http://www.reddressshoppe.com/images/neonoir9.JPG
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I can soo see her wearing something like that...just with more cleavage!!
That dress is cute!
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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Yea that girl has been PISSING me off too. Did you guys see the video of her shopping for bras while her daughter was missing?? I really want to hurt her.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
When this asshole first came out she tried to be Britney, then a few years later tried to be Dita (but blonde - how different!) and now she's Lady Gaga? Funny how the only time she actually showed her own style she looked trashy as hell - dirrty!!
Love the whore.
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Mrs. K - I was just reading about that! WOOOOOOOT!!
Searchers also found a childs dress in a heavily wooded area near the airport, that might belong to Caylee. They have sent it off for forensic testing.
God, I hope that bitch burns in hell.
DreamyAguileraEyes keep the shoes and put her in this dress. Cute updo and tada!
http://www.reddressshoppe.com/images/neonoir9.JPG
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by motherslittlehelper on October 14, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Donatella? Is that you?
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LOL...more like Lady Gaga. she is such a copycat. no originality.
M.E.!!!!!!!!!!!
ORLANDO, Fla. - The mother of a missing 3-year-old girl was arrested Tuesday and charged with killing her daughter, even though the child's body has not been found during an exhaustive four-month search.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081014/ap_on_re_us/missing_florida_girl
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
She looks like an old skool TV test pattern....so wheres the indian????
I seriously dont care for her new look much. Its really hard on the eyes.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
She used to be so cute! What happened?????? Did she sell her soul to ringling bros circus and MAC?
@GIG
I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Donatella? Is that you?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 14, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 14, 2008 - 6:55pm.
My cat Blanche thinks so too...last night she threw up on them and the vomit seeped through the holes and then this morning...well let's just say it was RUDE awakening.
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*sniggering* Well that's one way to start the day!!! hehehehe
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And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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I think Im more disgusted by the little boys leering at her falling over the fucking fence. YUK!!!
And the shoes are SO OVER! OLD stuff~
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
What the hell kind of post-baby facial work did she have done? She looks totes diff - and it's more than just the bangs.
I'm sure all you laptop Dr. 90210ers can tell me.
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I hate her hair! She needs to go less blonde, she even looked good with the black hair. Platinum does not look good!!!
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Oy.
My friend Bea the same exact outfit to our last mah jongg game.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
She looks like a scary silent movie film star. Norma Desmond is furious!
Submitted by zomay on October 14, 2008 - 6:56pm.
It's like Donatella Versace had a love child with Hulk Hogan.
she is breathtaking!!
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*stares* lmfao!!!!
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 14, 2008 - 6:55pm.
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No, it was a good thing, Mrs. K! I'd sell my mama for a closet full of 'em! :)
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Gawd what a beautiful day it's been here, like 80 degrees and sunny.
Why y'all be hatin on Christina? I like her outfit even though I'm a guy. It screams "kept ho" all over.
And the makeup, meh. Her name is Aguilera after all, you know she gotta little bit a chola in her.
"Te caliente mucho chilito mio." Sexy bitch.
Even though I can foresee no time where I would wear them, I love those shoes.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 14, 2008 - 6:55pm.
My cat Blanche thinks so too...last night she threw up on them and the vomit seeped through the holes and then this morning...well let's just say it was RUDE awakening.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Why does her face look so different now?
Her new look is totally not working,I have hated it from day one,the hair,make-up even her clothes suck.Its just awful,yuck.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It's like Donatella Versace had a love child with Hulk Hogan.
DreamyAguileraEyes I was just kidding...she is breathtaking!!
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Even Drag Queen's are thinking "Ick. Too much".
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 14, 2008 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 14, 2008 - 6:49pm.
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YSL's are fabulous and will never go out of style like Manolo's or Louboutin's.
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Oh, dear me. So you're saying it wasn't a good idea to have gotten that home equity line of credit to buy all those Manolo's, Louboutin's and Jimmy Choo's.
Oooops.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 14, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Are my crocs out of style?
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Mrs. K, I love ya, but they're always out of style, sorry.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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lol don't get me wrong, i'm all about purple ysl pumps. but i think the acid i dropped is still vibrating my computer screen.... WTH. she looks like the lovechild of MAC makeup &jimi hendrix. in a bad way.
"because life isn't black &white"
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 6:38pm.
I think that just burst an aneurysm in ma head!!!
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Oh! Just to make sure, you are supposed to ask someone after a stroke or aneurysm what day it is, who's the president, their birthday and their address and phone number. If you can remember all those things, it wasn't an aneurysm, it was just brain shock! I saw that shit on 60 minutes. The bill's in the email, btw!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit, I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
why some girls will go out of their way to look like cheap colorblind whores is totally beyond me.
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 14, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Those YSL's need to fuckin die already. Everybody has a pair, and they're like 3 or 4 season's old.
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Are my crocs out of style?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
It's probably the LSD flashbacks talking, but I kinda dig her top.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
Submitted by Salem13 on October 14, 2008 - 6:49pm.
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YSL's are fabulous and will never go out of style like Manolo's or Louboutin's.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Those YSL's need to fuckin die already. Everybody has a pair, and they're like 3 or 4 season's old.
Christina is a pretty girl but she needs to stop with the makeup.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
@ PSL - It's just a "mini" era look (Thank God) a CPF of Christina's said the look is just for the GH and REAL new look is coming in '09 with the new album!!!!
Link to pics of Chrstina belting out ANOM
http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&language=en-...
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming