Tuesday, October 14th 2008
Yeah, It's Too Much
You might want to turn down the brightness on your monitor before going through these pictures of Xtina at the Africa Rising Festival in London tonight. I am pleased to see that her face is back to being completely covered in MAC semen. Sometimes looking natural is so overrated. With that face full of drag paint, I'm sure Xtina constantly gets random dudes asking her if she would tea-bag them for $10. I bet that doesn't happen to you. Don't be jealous.
Xtina's "Barbie Make Me Pretty" face isn't the problem with this look, it's that fucking top! That thing is giving me crazy eyes! It's like looking at Lady Ga Ga through a kaleidoscope. Shit like that belongs in the "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" stage show and nowhere else.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 14, 2008 - 9:20pm.
@TITS
Loving the avi. Funny, I always thought the rumours about MK's big head refered to something else :\
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you want smaller? I can do smaller. pin head perhaps? problem was shauna has a HUGE fuck off head! So I just stretched it to cover it.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 14, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Speaking of Barbie's...
http://www.bondagelaceandleather.com/Barbie/default.asp
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Hehe. What exactly do you do with a menstruating barbie?...nevermind, I don't want to know.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 14, 2008 - 9:02pm.
*stomping little sock monkey foot* Damnit!! *grabbing cheerleader megaphone* TITS! I DID NOT HAVE LINTOSUCTION!! *jumping on top of hamper* You hear me?! I DID NOT HAVE LINTOSUCTION!! *jumping off hamper* *stomping off*
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I dunno about that. Those different colour threads around your backside look a lot like you've been darned recently.
Who did the work? A remedial grade 6 home economics class?
Fret not sockie - a few washes and you won't be able to tell. Just remember not to tumble dry - we don't want you getting dizzy again and jumping in the bra drawer like last time. Sheesh that was uuuuglee.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by Mr. President on October 14, 2008 - 9:13pm.
I wonder how many people in the crowd suffered an epileptic seizure triggered by that top.
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Evening, Mr. President. xo
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You're never too old to become younger.
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@TITS
Loving the avi. Funny, I always thought the rumours about MK's big head refered to something else :\
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I wonder how many people in the crowd suffered an epileptic seizure triggered by that top.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Any chance she's pregnant, or is she just thick in the middle now?
Submitted by bambam on October 14, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Gawd what a beautiful day it's been here, like 80 degrees and sunny.
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sooooo. you rode your bike today right? It's cold with a light rain here, and I rode today. Saw a river otter hauled out on a piece of driftwood marking it with it's scent then it went fishing. Brought an eel up on shore to finish off. Never see that zipping by in a car.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by ms.c1 on October 14, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Chill. MK's just messin'.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Hi Socky!! How did the lintosuction go?
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*stomping little sock monkey foot* Damnit!! *grabbing cheerleader megaphone* TITS! I DID NOT HAVE LINTOSUCTION!! *jumping on top of hamper* You hear me?! I DID NOT HAVE LINTOSUCTION!! *jumping off hamper* *stomping off*
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@MK
That thing is giving me crazy eyes! It's like looking at Lady Ga Ga through a kaleidoscope.
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LMAO. Looks like an acid flashback to me.
*cue psychadelic music and lava lamps*
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I find it hard to believe this chick is as young as she is with all that crap on her face! She looks almost as old as Donatella.
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I'm taking over!
I like it. I'd wear it. Not leather pant thought - that's just cheap.
Hi Socky!! How did the lintosuction go?
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 8:25pm.
@DAE
I did some weird shit with my Barbies but that's a fukked up mind right there
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I used to behead mine.
Never thought of doing that to her though.
There are some weird people in the world.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
oh well just another fashion sense
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I see ... I see ... two big boobs - hey, she's not giving those back is she? Yeah, they're keepers
I think Michael K needs to let it go with Christina. Some of us like over the top divas who could pass for tranny's like Grace Jones, Stevie Nicks,Cher, Liza , Edit Piaf, etc. I don't need to swallow chicks that like to look like their going to the prom. Without women who takes risks and pervert the media with their wackiness things could get boring.
I came into this world to live out-loud
@DAE
I did some weird shit with my Barbies but that's a fukked up mind right there.
That top is a fucking migraine trigger.
You bitches need to share those shoes with me!
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by alesandrah on October 14, 2008 - 7:56pm.
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Don't insult trannies. This bitch looks like she escaped from the circus. Still love her, though.
And I agree with whoever said she's too top heavy for this shirt. The pattern doesn't help.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Speaking of Barbie's...
http://www.bondagelaceandleather.com/Barbie/default.asp
(NSFW) (TIP: Scroll to the bottom and look for Menstruation Barbie)
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Me like the Barbie hair. *staring at Xtina's outfit* *eyes crossing* *keeling over* *face down* *little sock monkey tail twisting in the wind*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
kaleidoscope barbie
She gets more tranny-ish everytime I see her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
Oay enough posts from me.
It's too bad Beakman's World isn't on anymore. He could dissect the shit out of that shirt.
ew...
she looks bad in a Emilio Pucci...
what can i say... :(
And I've been drinking since it's my birthday. Anybody else's birthday say YAY-UHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ugh, she needs to tone it down a bit.
IG, check this clip out, and behold...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPY7b35vF4
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit, I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
I give up. I can't defend her now.
Thanks, M.E., just found it. xo
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Night All!
Gotta go pick up my precious babies and love them up!!!!!!!
IG 5pm PST. CNN Headline news. I forgot what channel, 54 I think? Are you in CA? I forgot?
I read that she has a dark Treasure Trail.
Nancy's gonna go crazy...I have a meeting tonight, but I feel like skipping it. I am anti-death penalty, but honestly, I just feel like beating Casey Anthony to death.
Part of the record says that she called Caylee a "little snot" or some such thing in May.
Submitted by wednesday on October 14, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Someone needs to inform her that tiggole bittays and turtlenecks never ever ever look flattering. I don't care who you are, it doesn't work if you got a big top shelf.
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EXACTLY. Between the Pucci top and the big bazooms she's veering off into Lainie Kazan territory
What's next...a muu muu?
Her implants sre too big.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Fur farms used to kill the foxes and minks with a spray of chloroform to the face.
When is Nancy Grace on, and what channel? I've never seen her, but now is as good a time as any.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Aw - come on you guys... who hasn't let their kid take off with the fake nanny for a month?
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I do love her shoes....although maybe in a different color. She probably bought the shirt because it matched the shoes. I've totally done that before. lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
The cops were just gathering enough evidence to indict her. I'm sure they knew weeks ago that she had done it, they probably KNEW she had done it from Day One, but you can't indict without tons of evidence.
We don't get the Nancy Grace channel
*kicking ground and pouting**
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
IG - I'd rather let the other inmates at her. They'd tear her apart.
Someone needs to inform her that tiggole bittays and turtlenecks never ever ever look flattering. I don't care who you are, it doesn't work if you got a big top shelf.
Also, her father and brother testified AGAINST her at the grand jury.
Pretty damning if you ask me.
M.E., that can't be good. From the little that I have read about it, the bitch needs to fry crispy.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Auntie Mame - yes, a grand jury has found that there is enough evidence, and have charged her with first degree murder.
Love the shoes. The rest of the outfit sux.
Re: Casey Anthony...They found traces of chloroform in the car trunk and her computer hard drive had searches on it for "chloroform"...monster.
IG - the police (forensic team) found traces of chloroform in the trunk of her car.