The Return Of Ace Of Base
Now that the New Kids on the Block have reunited and are on tour, it's time for some 90s bitches to get in on the action. Ace of Base has announced that they will put out a new album next year, along with a compilation of their greatest hits and a world tour. YES! I was an underground Ace of Base lover back in the day. I would lock myself in my room and play their shit along with La Bouche.
Now if only GAK will make a comeback. The things I could do with that shit now. Okay, enough gutter talk. Back to Swedish pop talk.
Above is a re-working of one of Ace of Base's earlier tracks called "Whee of Fortune." I lasted about 20 seconds before I turned it off and went to search my iTunes for their older crap. All That She Wants was the shit! You know, if she wanted another baby so bad, why didn't she just use in vitro or adopt?
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After reading this post yesterday, I went home and turned on the 90's channel on XM Radio. And wouldn't you know, what song comes on after about 5 minutes? ALL THAT SHE WANTS!!! LOL it was too funny! They must have known I needed my Ace of Base fix!
MK - Thank you for making my day. I've loved AoB from the first beats of All That She Wants (and yes, the woman's a skank ho, not looking to have a kid).
To the one wondering about the other woman, Linn - she's wanted out of the public eye after getting invaded by a knife-wielding "fan". I've read in interviews that AoB has been a trio for the past decade.
MK - Thank you for making my day. I've loved AoB from the first beats of All That She Wants (and yes, the woman's a skank ho, not looking to have a kid).
To the one wondering about the other woman, Linn - she's wanted out of the public eye after getting invaded by a knife-wielding "fan". I've read in interviews that AoB has been a trio for the past decade.
The Sign was awesome....and I miss the 90s so i'll spend the next two hours on youtube revisting it, but you can't make me believe All That She Wants is a great track....and noo now it's in my heeeadd....
Quick..."I saw the SIGN....
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Ok.. I have to admit. I saw the New Kids here in Vegas last Friday night. And I screamed and sang along and had the best time of my life. It was an absolute cougar parade.
I felt SOO dirty afterwards.. but I went to work the next day (I'm a dealer on the Strip) and I saw 5 different bitches... wearing New Kids t-shirts.
AND this is no lie... I was walking out of IHOP yesterday morning, singing Hangin' Tough with my 6 year old daughter.. and a woman came up to me who was there with her hot ass hubby and small child and she said, "Did you go to the concert??!"
I didn't realize how many other crazy bitches were out there in the world.
Ain't nobody gonna breaka my stride!
Nobody's gonna slow me down!
O no!
I've got to keep on moving!
There ain't nothin' gonna breaka my stride!
I'm running and I won't touch ground!
O no!
I've got to keep on moving!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary
Lean Like a Chola
I miss the 60s! Well, that is to say: I missed them!
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Lean Like a Chola
LOh and how can I forget Unique II's stunning cover of "Break My Stride:
"Last night I had the strangest dream
I sailed away to China
in a little row boat to find ya
and you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
didnt want no one to hold you
and what does that mean?"
The Chola Tranny Mess in the sequined jumpsuit for the music video should be Hot Slut of the Day MK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j-Tji1DueU
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"I was raised right; I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners."-Kathy Griffin
Yeahh, Ace of Base! ALL THAT SHE WANTS, IS ANOTHER BABY...wait, google, did Britney cover this or something?
Omgah! I LOVED all the 90's Eurodance and pop. I was about 5-6 when it all came out. I loved Ace of Base and La Bouche. Embarassingly, I still have that shit on my ipod.
Nothing beats "The Key The Secret" by Urban Cookie Collective. YEAH YEAH A-HA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j-Tji1DueU
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"I was raised right; I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners."-Kathy Griffin
I'm so glad someone else has taken issue with the sheer stupidity of "All That She Wants".
How is it that this girl, who by all accounts really enjoys lying on the beach and having fun, must have ANOTHER baby. And not only that, it's ALL that she wants.
Somehow I think not. Whore.
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I'm French, no?
Fuck you very much, MK. Briefly perused the site, poured a glass of vino, went for a smoke and realized I was humming All She Wants is Another Baby under my breath.
I will think of some suitable punishment.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
OMG! I love them
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Thank you fucking much, MK.
I just spent nearly an hour revisiting videos from Ace of Base, Haddaway, La Bouche, Everything But the Girl, and Real McCoy. I was on the verge of giving myself a Caeser cut when I got a hold of myself.
But I have to admit Ulf looked fantastic in the "Beautiful Life" video. What happened?
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Submitted by day shift stripper on October 14, 2008 - 8:19pm.
I miss the 90's.
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I would too, if only I could remember them. And don't get me started on the 80's. ;-)
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You're never too old to become younger.
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I miss the 90's.
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"With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!" -MK
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Hurray! Now I can play it and not act like it's by accident...
Have you ever heard someone do a Shatner-esque spoken word version of 'All That She Wants'?
Brilliance.
zomg... total 6th grade flashbacks happening because of "All That She Wants". Man, that was a magical time in life and pop culture... I miss those days.
Oh, craps, NO! Although Ace Of Base ruled big time 150 years ago when I went to school, but please no more.
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Silvara0428 ~ oh yeaaaaaa...I remember Aldo Nova.
"nothing but a fantasy"!
Akare,
There there...here...take two of these and call me in the morning...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDAVPK_-XZw&feature=related
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
PS. I was full-on addicted to The Sign. In fact, I'll prolly sing it for the next week now.
Whatever - it's better than:
Boy don't try to front me
Cuz I know just who you are
Boy don't try to front me
Cuz I know just who you are
I can't even get to the chorus - I just get stuck there - it's like a musical horror movie in my brain that's all about suspense and never gets to the kill...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary
Lean Like a Chola
I don't know if someone mentioned this but they explained that in Sweden - or whereverthefuck they're from - "baby" refers to a one-night stand:)
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Okay I will admit that I liked the song "The Sign". There I said it!
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
Oh no, I don't love him I adore that bastard. I would totally get a sex change so I could get with that pice of Ass. DAMNED all the gays, they STOLE him from me.
*******Crying like a 15year old********
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If you don't like it, don't look at it!
Akare!!!!
THANK YOU!!! I love Darren Hayes!!! I love that little gay boy almost as much as i love Michael K.
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 3:54pm.
CLARISSE I would Cry TEARS OF PEARLS if ever they got back. I loved them. And that gay broke my heart.
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If you don't like it, don't look at it!
Ace of Base is awesome! I listened to their music on my first trip to Los Cabos, ah! the memories!
Submitted by Tristram on October 14, 2008 - 5:15pm.
However, being Canadian, they're terribly polite about their proselytizing.
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True! Us Canucks are nothing if not polite. Now if you'd be so kind, would you mind fucking off? I AM KIDDING! :-)
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 14, 2008 - 5:09pm.
However, being Canadian, they're terribly polite about their proselytizing.
Submitted by Paige123 on October 14, 2008 - 5:11pm.
What really pissed her off was the song cotton Eye Joe remember that one??????
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I have a boxed set of 90's music, and that's on there. My son likes it and it drives me nuts.
Submitted by Paige123 on October 14, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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Oh lawdy! An old roommate of mine LOVED the song "Cotton Eye Joe". There's just no accounting for taste, is there?
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You're never too old to become younger.
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It reminds me of college. I used to play Ace of Base to annoy my roommate. What really pissed her off was the song cotton Eye Joe remember that one??????
Submitted by Tristram on October 14, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 14, 2008 - 4:22pm.
TITS, what does 'christian heritage' even mean?
It's a fundamentalist Canadian political party, no?
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Oh my! Anything connected to fundamentalism is scary, in my book.
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I loved 'em too.
Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 14, 2008 - 4:22pm.
TITS, what does 'christian heritage' even mean?
It's a fundamentalist Canadian political party, no?
i remember ace of base, i was like 9 when all that she wants was in the charts, and i really hated the song and group cause some ugly ginger bitch in my class totally loved ace of base, thats why it became a group for losers to me lol
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One dollar for eternal happiness?
I'd be happier with the dollar...
Everyone of their songs sound the same to me, but I loved The Sign. Was that the first one that hit it big?
Submitted by islandgirl on October 14, 2008 - 4:22pm.
TITS, what does 'christian heritage' even mean?
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All I know is the 'heritage' buildings here get part of their repair costs covered. So maybe it's a fundraising ploy for a new roof for the church? I'll be tossing my vote, but not for them!
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
I FUCKING LOVE ACE OF BASE! I listen to them on pandora. LOL!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by Deb on October 14, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Dear me, Deb, I hate to chastise people or tell them what to do, it's just that I would crawl over crushed glass on my belly for that man.
Can't help lovin' dat schmendrick of mine.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 14, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Sorry Mrs. K. Didn't know jim was your little schmendrick! I'LL LAY OFF!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by snowpiece on October 14, 2008 - 4:17pm.
damn when y'all were talking sexy about Snow I thought it was meeeeeee!
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How do you know we weren't? MEOW!! :)
TITS, what does 'christian heritage' even mean? And please tell me Harper isn't getting back in.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 14, 2008 - 3:59pm.
AHAHAAHA, I partied with him one year at the Junos. I remember him being passed out face first on the bar.
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"party"? "Junos"? passed out face first would be a given me thinks.
Hi IG!!!
Just discovered there is a 'christian heritage' person running on my ballot here, but no MJ party. fuckers.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
damn when y'all were talking sexy about Snow I thought it was meeeeeee! :P
I am LMAO at the little Okie trying to be bad ass!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel i
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 14, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Tempted by the fruit of another
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Brill vid. Now i have to go buy some little eyes.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 14, 2008 - 4:07pm.
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Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way
Watch your honey drip, can't keep away.
Aldo Nova anyone
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 14, 2008 - 4:07pm.
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Lawd have mercy! *fans self*
Clarisse ~ LMAO!!
Euphoria ~ "Hey, hey mama gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove"