Maureen McCormick Was Your Typical Fucked Up Child Star
When you used to be a child star and you no longer can get any roles and you've maxed out your reality show quota, the next thing for you to do is write a tell-all on how fucked up your life was when you were a kid. That's what Marcia Brady has done! Maureen McCormick is whoring out her new book "Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice" and in it, she covers all the bases. Who knew being a Brady was so much fun?
Here's some of the things Maureen fesses up to:
She had a coke and ludes addiction
She fucked for drugs
She dated Steve Martin and Jacko
She almost lost her cherry to Barry Williams
She had full on drug binges at the Playboy Mansion
She had two abortions
She battled bulimiaAnd more!
Maureen said she believes she was so messed up, because of Syphilis. Yes, Syphilis. She went on "Today" this morning and said the disease caused her grandmother to die inside of a mental hospital. A week later her grandfather killed himself. After that, her mother got Syphilis.
Okay, maybe being a Brady isn't so fun after all..... She blames Syphilis, but I blame the fact that she touched tongues with Jacko. That will eff a bitch up.
Does anyone else think that her and Lauren Conrad could be twins????
OH MY NOSE!! Now we know what she was REALLY upset about. Marcia Brady for HomeCumming Queen!
Syphilis? That sounds so antiquated. Like qualudes.
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O, I knew that!
I mean - I didn't *know* it, but I knew - you know?
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Jesus....first the dad from ALF gets busted as a fuck-homeless-guys-for-kicks crackhead now perfect Marcia tells me she was (is?) a syphilis-crazed 'lude/coke whore?
I'm guessing that Smurfette is going to write a tell all and finally confirm that she got gang banged by all the damn Smurfs while the Snorks watched. Nothing is sacred anymore!!!
Ugh. Another childhood pleasure dragged through the sewer. What next? Sam The Butcher attending the Folsom Fair being led around by Tiger's leash?
Submitted by missy on October 14, 2008 - 3:43pm.
uh, dude NO ONE should take opiates as sleeping pills.
my tatse is with yours, dilaudid is the shit, but it is stronger than heroin. (it is basically the prescirption version of heroin.
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I have sleeping pills, but they don't work for me, so when I truly can't sleep I pop a percoset or darvoset. The dilaudid I got when I was in the hospital for kidney stones. That pain was worse than having a baby. I was about to leap off the table and then I got the dilaudin - instant relaxation. I loved the feeling I got from it. They wouldn't prescribe me any, though. Maybe people get hooked on it too easily? I could see why.
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Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Riding that banana seat bike didn't help either. Stupid bitch!
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I always wondered why Marcia didn't go off the rails. Turns out she did! I can just picture her at the Playboy mansion...not. Hehe. Mom always said "Don't play boy in the house"
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Submitted by Mick on October 14, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Yeah, really...Jacko took Brooke Shields to Studio 54 but that doesn't mean anything.
Is it true she got fucked up the butt by Jimmie Walker?
that's just another proof that you can't judge by the looks.
Many of us believe in intuition or that we can read souls only by looking in someones eyes.
I've known so many pretty, intelligent girls with sweeet, innocent faces of christmas angels... but they were such a whores and so messed up and rotten. I still can't believe how can a contradiction like this exist.
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I saw her in Westwood in the late 70's. She was wearing high rise bell bottoms and one of those hooker jackets - furry, puffy, short. She was with some older dude who I thought looked like a pimp or a dealer. I kept staring at her because I thought the situation looked so gross (to my teenage self). I guess this was during her "I fuck for drugs" stage. She totally gave me the stink eye.
that is some fucked up shit!
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Gotta go to Mexico and get a hold of some "Ludes!" wink wink!
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Did Michael K. send you the crocs picture I sent him? Hope so. I told him to. I thought of you, immediately.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 14, 2008 - 5:06pm.
I am an ass. :)
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SHUT UP!!!
You're good enough, you're smart emough and gosh darn it, people like you.
I like you.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
I am so buying this book( from Half.com of course) I can't wait to read if Alice tried to do sexy times with Marcia
Vote for Maureen to be seen next on DWTS!!!
She said that Jan won't talk to her because she joked on some talk show that they had a lesbian affair. Well, I saw Jan a few years ago in an interview and she is the biggest closeted gayelle I've ever seen-me thinks this is why she protests so much!
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She dated Steve Martin and Jacko
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By "dating Jacko", she means that she used to drive him to the local elementary school so he could sniff bicycle seats.
Then they'd go back to her place and try on makeup and stuff...and talk about boys.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Micheal Jackson dates girls!!!!!!!!!
Well Shit!!! I used to watch that show and I've tried to live my life the Brady way - "What Would Marcia Do?" - except that I decided to have a sense of humour.
Now, I find out that I've wasted my whole adult life while that little slut was having the time of her life - not Jacko, puke! Well, screw you, Marcia. Couldn't you have told these stories about 30 years ago? I hope Jan has some really good revenge stored up for you.
In case some of you don't know (or care), the dad, Mike Brady, played by Robert Reed, went from a terrific show "The Defenders" to this crap. He hid his gayness but died, at age 59, of bladder cancer. He had HIV but the cancer was not connected (or so they say).
I coulda been a contenda if it weren't for trying to be perfect Marcia. Freaking whore - don't buy her book! Do it for me - Mustang Sally, 59 years old and perfectly fucked up because I thought that Marcia was a role model for what females should be like. I am an ass. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
I thought she meant her memaws and pepaws syphilis destroyed her on an emotional level. How did HER mom get it then? Birth times? She got it in utero?
WHAT?
FUCK YOU FOR CONFUSING ME MARSHA!
*throws a football at her nose*
"Oh my nose!"
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Here's facts about syphilis from Mayo Clinic:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/syphilis/DS00374
The Clap?! Are we being serious here? I think Marcia's had one too many 'ludes. She's one french short of a Happy Meal.
That said, how many people are going to get the bloodtest for it now? Steve Martin, Jacko, that other Brady that she fucked with, all the Coke dealers from the 70's in L.A, Hugh Heffner, some other A-Holes from the 70's.... the list goes on.
Dying of syphilis is so 19th century, right?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by KidL
I don't get the Syphillus story either. The cure has been around for a long time and there are very obvious symptoms of it well before it enters the final, fatal stage.
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Well, if you're embarrassed, a dummy or in denial (which is quite possible, back then) I surmise it would definitely kill your ass. Didn't Gaugin die of syphillis too?
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How the? Who the? What the? She did the whosey whats it where? Huh?
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Thanks for ruining Brady Bunch re-runs for me.
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Marcia Marcia Marcia, no one cares how ate up you are or why. The next Reality Show should be called Autopsy of the Stars, where they cut into you and spill your guts out on Sunset Blvd. Please shut up and go away your fame was more than thirty years ago, get over it already.
Another childhood illusion dashed to bits.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 14, 2008 - 2:48pm.
I saw an interview with that jan a couple of years ago, and my god she was a straight up fucking bitch, no sense of humor, just a total cunt, so maria's not missing out on much.
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for realz
stick up her ass.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Seriously - she couldn't get booked on Dancing With The Stars or Celebrity Circus or something instead of shredding the last few positive memories of the Brady Bunch...damn. Alright, let's re-cap then: Dad Brady was a coked out gay man, Mom was doing the eldest son, the eldest daughter was screwing for drugs... ah who cares about the rest of them.
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An Intervention episode with the Bradys would have beat the Allyson Walking on Sunshine episode hands down.
missy,
Glad we made it to be older and hopefully wiser.
OT: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
seriously Deb!!
hey, they always say, god protects the young and the stupid... we were both!
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Submitted by missy on October 14, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Looks like both of us must have 9 lives!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by radio siren on October 14, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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Hey, Siren! Thanks :) Long time no see! Hope life's treating you a hell of a lot better than Marcia here! How's things?
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Submitted by shandi on October 14, 2008 - 3:38pm.
uh, dude NO ONE should take opiates as sleeping pills.
my tatse is with yours, dilaudid is the shit, but it is stronger than heroin. (it is basically the prescirption version of heroin.
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Submitted by shandi on October 14, 2008 - 3:38pm.
There is a narcotic I got in the hospital called dilaudin (sp?) and it was WONDERFUL but apparently they don't prescribe it. Crap.
I think it is called dilaudil. I knew junkies who would cook those up and shoot them when they couldn't get their hands on any smack.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by snowpiece on October 14, 2008 - 3:02pm.
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momus and ocd - no clue. I only know about the drugs as they pertain to getting myself fucked up. Well!
Deb - hahahaha! I have similar memories from when I was younger.. swap klonopin for ludes, but we'd look back on a week and have no clue what we did all week!! what a weird feeling....!
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Anything to sell a crappy book that will end up at Dollar General Store anyway.
(Minus dating Jacko and Steve Martin) All of this makes her different from any other teenager in the 70's cuz?????
'your not the first your not the last your not even the one who loved me the best but all I think about is you, oh.'- George Michael
I remember that they looked like communion wafers.
I just read the other comments. I think if someone is looking for a good sleeping pill, skip the barbituates. The best sleeping pills I've ever had are actually pain pills - specifically percoset and darvoset. I hope I spelled those right. There is a narcotic I got in the hospital called dilaudin (sp?) and it was WONDERFUL but apparently they don't prescribe it. Crap.
Side note: I got married in Illinois 17 years ago and there were no blood tests required, even though my mother thought there would be. So apparently Illinois got rid of that a long time ago.
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Submitted by missy on October 14, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Ah, ludes, (AKA Disco Biscuits, 714's)!
Oh the memories of before they made me black out, and the shame after I discovered what I'd done...
I did my share of those little buggers in the late 70's and early 80's. Either you got bootlegs, which barely numbed your face, or you got the real thing, in which case it was trouble. There was a crazy bunch of us who did them, and then spent the next day like detectives, trying to figure out what we'd done, and apologizing to anyone who had been there. Good times.
Thinking back I'm very lucky to have survived those days.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by NitWitty on October 14, 2008 - 2:13pm.
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Weren't ludes the drugs that Polanski put in the 13 year old girls drink? They were the roofies of their day.
El B OH OK IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! ;P
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I don't have to read the book now that MK summed it up for me. I think it would have been a boring read anyway.
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