Terrence Howard CANNOT Be Replaced!
Don Cheadle is a lovely man and skilled thespian. I thoroughly enjoyed his work as Ice Tray in "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." That being said, he is not worthy enough to replace Terrence Howard in "Iron Man 2." That's because, nobody is worthy enough. You just can't replace The Howard.
According to The Hollywood Reporter (via CS), Don will play Col. James/War Machine opposite Robert Downey Jr. in the sequel. Terry Howard had the role in the first movie, but a deal couldn't be reached. A source said it was over "over financial differences, among other reasons."
You know what the "among other reasons" is. BABY WIPES! It's a deal breaker for Terry, remember? He probably wanted it in his contract that all females on the set must be "baby wipes fresh" at all times when he is around. The producers should have given him whatever he wanted, because that shit show is going to tank without him. By "tank" I mean it's going to make a gazillion dollars. That's okay, Terry still has music career. Elevators will always need music.
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Submitted by cornpone on October 14, 2008 - 1:25pm.
I wish somebody would stick some poo-crusted baby wipes down his damn throat to shut him up!
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I can do that for you!
Hold on....I gotta get in there....digging deep....
AHHHHH! There we go, I nice wet little choclate baby on my freshly gleaned wipe.
Now to find Terrence!!!!
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I had to have the plumber come to snake my sewer cuz the supposedly flushable baby wipes were caught in the trap.
that said, the plumber is also my booty call so it all worked out in the end. so to speak.
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If Terrance Howard is against premarital sex, still considering himself to be a "pimp" - and not getting any action to begin with, what the fuck do the baby wipes even matter?! I wish somebody would stick some poo-crusted baby wipes down his damn throat to shut him up!
Word PSL!
LMAO NovaNightly because baby wipes and shit...hahaha.....uh.....yeah. :P
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
What is it with these Hollywood pricks and their sense of entitlement? I'd be happy to get paid. That role was actually quite minor and silly of him to think he could get more.
Don is da shit, no ifs, ands or butz.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
terrence is stupid. oh well. his loss. not ours.
Love Don so much more than stupid Terrence. I do agree though that baby wipes are the SHIT!! :D
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
DeeDee! Cheadle was the BEST in Boogie Nights!
"makes you wanna freaky-deaky!"
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I thought I knew you, I got a new view
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Terrance sucked in Iron Man. In fact I thought Iron Man itself just plain sucked, there is absolutely NO need to make a second one. Hollyweird just continually beats a dead fuckin horse.
'Lifestyles of the rich and shameless some die with the name some die nameless.' Lost Boyz.
No Words,
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
I disagree MK. Don is a way better alternative. I love his ass in Boogie Nights.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
Man, I respect Terrence and all but he is an opened gate away from the other side of the fence ifyaknowwhatI'msayin. That scene on the jet plane when he started to get drunk had me cringing. I just knew he was gonna say "Tony, lemme suck your dick man." lol lol lol
Submitted by No Words on October 14, 2008 - 1:12pm.
you took the words right out of my mouf, lovey
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
I think the real reason Terrence isn't coming back is because RDJ didn't use baby wipes after going to the bathroom THAT NASTY HO!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
baby wipes are indeed a dealbreaker, but i think terence believes his own hype...don cheadle will handle business in IM2...
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Don is hot, Terrence is not.
I love Don Cheadle, and I even forgive him for that Ocean's Whatever shit.
Terrence and his jaundice eyes need to go sit down somewhere...
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