Tuesday, October 14th 2008
Morning Wood
Don't send Ringo Starr fan mail, because he's too busy to read it. Busy doing what exactly, I'm not sure. - Holy Moly!
FYI: Tara Reid is still a dumb bitch - Celebitchy
Those two boring hos from The Bachelorette are having another baby - ICYDK
Marky "Say Hi To Your Motha For Me" Mark will finally marry the mother of his three kids - I'm Not Obsessed
If Palin wins, Tina Fey is leaving Planet Earth - Mollygood
Boy George's epic failure - SOW
Two giggly girlfriends talking about boys and shopping in London - Socialite Life
what a creme
DUDE DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ringo...be grateful anyone remembers you these days you talentelss jerk.
Ringo is OK but he's not Lennon or McCartney. I wonder how much is Lennon's autograph worth now? I always thought Ringo was so lucky. It could be any other decent drummer. John Bonham he's not.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on October 14, 2008 - 1:28pm.
In the final analysis, Ringo is my favorite Beatle.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Ringo Star is 68 fuckin years old. He has been signing free autographs for 50 fuckin years maybe he is just tired of it and wants to spend the rest of his life peacefully. He has been more then generous over the years, these 'singers' today would never even think of signing a free autograph unless it is while they are selling some bullshit.
'With every mistake we must surely be learning, while my guitar gently weeps.'- The Beatles.
For some reason I feel sorry for Tara....she used to be so beautiful and she had great opportunities to really be a success....there are lots of stupid clebs who have done great things (anna, kendra, Jess Simpson, etc..) but it just didnt work for her for some reason...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 14, 2008 - 11:59am.
I met Queen at the height of their fame and they were so awesome, clowning around, enjoying themselves.
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You are very lucky. I've always heard that Freddie Mercury was one of the sweetest guys and that Brian May is just so nice to talk to (and smart, too!) I LOVE Queen, but never even saw them in concert.
Re: Ringo, WHY doesn't he want fans to send any more fan mail? Isn't he worried that he will majorly piss off his fans? Oh well, I guess he doesn't care about them.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
now that tara is aware the writer's strike is over, she should see the job offers pouring in at any moment for her...
and someone should tell her send ringo a fan letter before the 20th, or else he won't sign anything for her...ever...wouldn't want her to be disappointed...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
Reese is ugly....very plain and blah. Nothing special. Jake must be just as boring.
No one's ever accused Tara Reid of being smart, so her ignorance doesn't shock me.
McCain isn't going to win, so I'm not even worried about Palin.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Oh yeah well....I saw N*sync in concert so....HA!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
CTH, I know, I was just being an arsehole. ♥
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
islandgirl, the real queens!
yeah, missy it was amazing. One day I'm going to scan the picture of freddy and my teenage self.
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 14, 2008 - 11:59am.
thats fuckin awesome!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 14, 2008 - 11:59am.
I met Queen at the height of their fame
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You met Tommygirl and Revolta? Awesome!! :)
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
I met Queen at the height of their fame and they were so awesome, clowning around, enjoying themselves.
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Jaaaaaaaaake! Come to me, baby!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Submitted by Salem13 on October 14, 2008 - 11:46am.
Never meet your heroes, you'll be disappointed.
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not always, I met Bob Weir and he was awesome. Kind, down to earth, relaxed and told amazing stories.
but the Dead is different from any other band...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Who does ringo think he is??
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Never meet your heroes, you'll be disappointed. Ringo always seemed like an asshole, I 've seen a couple of interviews of him and well...
Jake is hot, I can be a better beard than Reese, I ain't uptight.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I agree NovaNighty, Ringo is a complete prick. And I prefer Alec Baldwin's narration of Thomas the Tank Engine.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
I can't hate on Reese and Jake. They're just so innocuous.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Ringo is a prick....loved the Beatles...but sorry, the guy is a major prick.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Mark Wazhlberg's baby mama needs to face the music...Mark is never going to marry her ass. They are getting married...but not until next August?! You've been together for five years and have 3 kids already, what's the hold up? I'm not complaining though..still gives me half a chance..=)
LMAO at Tara Reids comment. Yea, blame your non-existent acting career on a strike that happened almost a year ago..hahaha!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Tara....no one will hire you...DING, you're done!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
PSL!
The FUCK? I'll cut a bitch!
Bah...Gerry ain't stupid. Disease ridden whore with kids...grrr...he is making it difficult to defend...Cam, Jen, 18 yr olds, now Shanna???
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
cornpone, yes, but when McCain dies of penile hypothermia from his wife's icy vag, Palin will be running things (god forbid)...
I heart Ringo.
Everytime I see your face,
It reminds me of the places we used to go
But all I've got is a photograph,
And I realize you're not coming back anymore...
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Ringo is still alive? I thought he was dead. My bad.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Dear Tara,
So sorry about your brain.
Love,
God
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Tara Reid is such a JOKE.
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I thought I knew you, I got a new view
I thought I knew you well...
Oh well
- No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
Tina Fey does realize that it is John McCain running for President, not Sarah Palin?
I'l be on the rocket outta here w/ Tina~
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Hey Clarisse.....TMZ has pics of Shanna Moakler putting the moves on Gerry!
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I thought I knew you, I got a new view
I thought I knew you well...
Oh well
- No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
"I’m assuming someone told Tara the strike is still going on and that’s why she’s not working. It’s like a parent telling their kid they took their dog to live on a farm instead of saying, “Sweetheart, Daddy ran over the dog.” You say things like that to children – and people with the mental capacity of children – to soften the blow. As long as Tara still thinks the strike is going on, she won’t wonder why no one will put her in her films"
LMAO!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."