Tuesday, October 14th 2008

Hair Twins

HoHan showed up to Vadge's movie premiere last night with an almost identical crimped mop on her head. Daryl Hannah in Splash still did it better than the both of them combined.

I thought Vadge looked raggedy, but HoHan trumped her in that department. HoHan is the "Look for Less" version of Vadge. HoHan's weave could be used to remove paint from a fucking wall. She should have used it to scrub off the layers of fake tan grease stuck to her skin. Or at least rubbed a little tan doody on her white feet.

Couldn't SamRo have let HoHan know that her feet look like ivory but her legs look like terra caca? SamRo is down there anyways.

HoHan should take this shit as a sign. It's time to put away the leggings.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Granny Clampett's picture

Vadge would look less meemaw-ish if she darkened her hair a little...and covered up her neck

parissucksliterally's picture

I actually think Lindsay's body looks great....and her hair is somewhat red, so I like the color....but the crimp is bad and she never looks classy/elegant to me. Always trashy.

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islandgirl's picture

Your Mom.... or Ronson's combat boots.

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snowpiece's picture

Missy: come on, let's put our minda together and wish ourselves back in time.....
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El Bastardo's picture

LoHan wore socks on the beach! So do i! Sexy!

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JoMama's picture

It's like a before (Hohan) and after (Vadge) that's used to frighten people.

Hohan needs to tell SamRo to slather that self-tanner on her feet. Fug.
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Sensimina's picture

I love how a couple weeks after Hohan starts looking healty, puts on a couple pounds that are so needed for her to look attractive, lays off the tanning shit and dyes her hair red she comes out on the red carpet looking like this again. She's hooked on the anorexic with a blonde weave that just rolled in a pen of hog shit look.

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Happy Hour's picture

OH my... that Lindsay sure looks like a 40 year old..wow..

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

La Hohan wears booties while getting her spray-on tan applied.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

El Bastardo's picture

Twinnoids fron the planet bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

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islandgirl's picture

FFS, don't these people own full length mirrors?

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

La Hohan is looking older than Vadge, there. Pathetic, considering Vadge is the crypt keeper.

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missy's picture

aw, I wish I could stay home today and watch Splash.

2008 realities are just too much for me today :(

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parissucksliterally's picture

My fav part is Lindsay's white feet.

She is such a pretty girl, it is amazing to me how shitty she can look sometimes.

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Mrs. Gosling's picture

Yuck..is this crimped hair crap coming back in style?????? and how the fuck do you not notice your feet dont match your legs???? Do these people not own mirrors??

Mabel Hodges's picture

The feet! Barf.

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snowpiece's picture

she looks busted, LMAO at her feet, come on Ho Han if you aren't reading the blogs you should be, that fake tan is RIDONKULOUS!
Vadge wore it better.
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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

They look like face twins, too.

Damn, Lindsay!
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