Tuesday, October 14th 2008
Hair Twins
HoHan showed up to Vadge's movie premiere last night with an almost identical crimped mop on her head. Daryl Hannah in Splash still did it better than the both of them combined.
I thought Vadge looked raggedy, but HoHan trumped her in that department. HoHan is the "Look for Less" version of Vadge. HoHan's weave could be used to remove paint from a fucking wall. She should have used it to scrub off the layers of fake tan grease stuck to her skin. Or at least rubbed a little tan doody on her white feet.
Couldn't SamRo have let HoHan know that her feet look like ivory but her legs look like terra caca? SamRo is down there anyways.
HoHan should take this shit as a sign. It's time to put away the leggings.
Wenn
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You're leaving us Okie! NOooooooo! How long will you be gone? Where will I get my Fukitols from now?
Editted to LMFAO @ Your Mom! Funnay slut!
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
I want LiLo's shoes... minus the white feet.
Seriously, keeping up with that tan must be a full-time job for her, but she's totally half-assing it. If you are naturally pale, that shit does not want to stick. I'd hate to think how much she spends per week in tanning products and people to spray it on, and she would look 100x better if she just scrubbed it all off and went pale again. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING PALE! Sheesh!
Plus, you can never bathe with those fake tans! No baths and SamRo up in your cooch all the time... you know she's got to smell pretty funky.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 14, 2008 - 11:04am.
It takes forever Your Mom. I need to find Madonna's facial reconstruction person and Shitney's weaver.
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lol....looks like you may also have to raid Ed Gein's closet for extra skin.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
okie - cool!! thatll be fun!! Ill e you today :)
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Submitted by oklahoma on October 14, 2008 - 10:58am.
*sits next to MomsTaco* partake in this *opens pill bottle* mmmmm..
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They call this green "Goo" because it's goo-reat! *holds up pill* if go out and smoke a ciggy on the fire escape will this pill make me fall off?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
It takes forever Your Mom. I need to find Madonna's facial reconstruction person and Shitney's weaver.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
where's Lolo?
because I can't take dlisted without BOTH okie and Lo!?!?!?!?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Snowy.. TumbleWEED it is!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Morning Snowy! Ewww, I don't want to see her vienna sausage nip this early in the morning.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
LOL Stock she does!
Okie: alrighty then, if that's your excuse you better bring me back a tumbleweed...
AND I DO MEAN WEEEEEEEEEEED!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Damn, LL looks older than Vadge! Not good.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
*sits next to MomsTaco* partake in this *opens pill bottle* mmmmm..
haha Snowy..yeah, but the town I'm from doesn't have lil fancy schmancy puter cafe's.. And we only have one stop light.. So no Dlisted for me til i get bck.. : (
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
She looks like a Cocker Spaniel.
Damn, Madge looks rough. Did she have implants put in her cheeks?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by DeeDee on October 14, 2008 - 10:54am.
Your Mom! ♥ That's not Norman's mom. That's me in the morning. Heh.
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LMFAO! It must take you forever to get ready for work!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Vadge looks really good, but she is starting to show signs of having major facial plastic surgery done. What people overlook is that she also must have fake breasts. There is no way something with that low of a body fat percentage has D cups. It doesn't happen. But it is a good boob job, I do give her that...
Lohan's body would look fantastic if she would learn how to loofah and apply fake tanner. It looks so bad between her feet and those freckles. Don't they have professional people who spray on tans? There is no excuse for her looking like that.
Oh yeah, and she needs to put the bronzer compact DOWN. Lindsey, step away from the bronzing power. Follow the light......
OKIE! don't fuck with us! they have the Internets in OK by now! LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Okie Smokie! I'm about to pack a bowl. Partake?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Missy Dear.. Yes, Been a while.. I'm leaving for Oklahoma tonight,too.. So I'll be gone for a while again!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
DeeDee she was hoping we could see her nipples.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Your Mom! ♥ That's not Norman's mom. That's me in the morning. Heh.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
Morning, Okie!! xox
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
I have seen what is to come
The older she will still be touring when she is 90
The younger she will leave hollywood
She will marry a pastors son
She will have 3 children
She live happily ever after
*Mark my words*
YourMomAteMyTaco.. Why Helllooooo!!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
hi okie!!♥♥
SHMERMORNING!!
(its been a shmerwhile huh?) xo!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
DeeDee's providing the REAL laughs here though with Normy's mom avvie!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
haha Island Giiiirl!!! funny Avatar!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Snowy, and it is fantastico to see you, too!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
What the hell is going on in the second to the last thumbnail? Yes Lindsay, we know you have large chichis.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
I don't think the hair is all that bad...
I'm glad your mom is back with her usual LOLZ!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
lmao Lindsay looks so funny, that is one trashy girl. And she looks like she really thinks she's the Shit, she believes it...good lord.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 14, 2008 - 10:40am.
Why does linds always look so greasy??
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Why are you even asking? You know where that face had been all day...
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of dried up twats with shit hair.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Ok...DING DING DING!! correction....you CAN buy a hair crimper that does that. I have one!!!!! ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I liked it on Madonna, but it is too much on Lilo.
Angel feet and a dirty sanchez. There's a joke in there somewhere..
HodyHoHoHoHan looks rode hard and put up wet!
I didn't think it was possible for Blohan to get more fugly. Mission accomplished, Fire-Crotch.
Her effing tan looks like a pair of leggings...man, she is obsessed! *eye roll*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Why does linds always look so greasy??
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by islandgirl on October 14, 2008 - 10:33am.
Your Mom... GAK!! Very ripe camembert that's been left out in the sun.
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Like Vadge's farts after a protein shake.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Your Mom... GAK!! Very ripe camembert that's been left out in the sun.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
OFFF TOPIC:
PAM ANDERSON said in an interview, she "has no idea how JORDAN got famous".
How fucking funny is THAT?
lmao
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I thought I knew you, I got a new view
I thought I knew you well...
Oh well
- No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 14, 2008 - 10:29am.
Ok first of all that is in no way shape of form crimped hair! Second of all they both look good. YAWN. Nice try though MK.
www.opticians.com click on thick lenses!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Jeez she looks beat down. Nothing like being 20 something and looking like you're 40 something.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
They look about the same age. And I didn't know orange, ashy feet were in
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by islandgirl on October 14, 2008 - 10:26am.
Your Mom.... or Ronson's combat boots.
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....and nothing else...while SamRo watches. I'll bet the insides of her boots smell like camembert cheese.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Ok first of all that is in no way shape of form crimped hair! Second of all they both look good. YAWN. Nice try though MK.