Tuesday, October 14th 2008
Hair Twins
HoHan showed up to Vadge's movie premiere last night with an almost identical crimped mop on her head. Daryl Hannah in Splash still did it better than the both of them combined.
I thought Vadge looked raggedy, but HoHan trumped her in that department. HoHan is the "Look for Less" version of Vadge. HoHan's weave could be used to remove paint from a fucking wall. She should have used it to scrub off the layers of fake tan grease stuck to her skin. Or at least rubbed a little tan doody on her white feet.
Couldn't SamRo have let HoHan know that her feet look like ivory but her legs look like terra caca? SamRo is down there anyways.
HoHan should take this shit as a sign. It's time to put away the leggings.
Wenn
***Submitted by blaaaake on October 22, 2008 - 1:27am.
its a tie, they both loose!
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Yeah, they're both loose. We already knew that.
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its a tie, they both loose! I saw them at this event on that show, Extra, and Blowhan was asking Madonna if they could exchange phone numbers and become friends and Vadge awkwardly agreed. oh, Lindsay...how the once mighty have fallen.
Vadge is past her prime, but Lohan looks like a total dog compared to her.
Hohan's legs show the true depth of her legging addiction- she had 'em SPRAYED on!!!
Submitted by Melody1980 on October 14, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Man, would somebody PLEASE put some lotion on Lindsay's knees?
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It puts the lotion in the basket, or else it gets the hose again. :)
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Man, would somebody PLEASE put some lotion on Lindsay's knees?
Vadge is looking like Skeletor's evil older sister...were she and Marc Anthony separated at birth...she is minutes away from screaming "brrrrains...I want BRRRRAINS!" I know the black roots are her trademark but they are still Gross.
And HoHan armpits are white too...what a bad paint job...what garage is she going to to get sprayed? You'll figured she'd have more skilled technician spraying her ass with that terracaca crap.
Madonna, Lohan, Chupacabra Zoe -- it doesn't look good on any of them.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 14, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 14, 2008 - 3:42pm.
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No worries, I have lived in all three but am now in TX. And I sincerely hope Harper gets the boot! :)
You start drinking early in TX, do you? Clouds the mind. No boot for him, which is why I started drinking early, too. It was either that or pound my head on the desk. :)
On Topic: To anyone. What am I, invisible? I really do want to know why crimped hair is straight and straggly at the ends. I asked, hours ago, but, maybe, there's a dumbness quota on stupid questions and I've hit mine. :)
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 14, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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Can I get a witness?? :)
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Yeah IG, Texas sinkholes forevah!
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Nitty... forever and ever, amen!!
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@IG..And I sincerely hope you have to stay here with me in my misery until we both get to move far far away, forever and ever and ever.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 14, 2008 - 3:42pm.
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No worries, I have lived in all three but am now in TX. And I sincerely hope Harper gets the boot! :)
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 14, 2008 - 11:15am.
Mustang Sally... what? If I hadn't moved, of course I'd be voting.
You missed my question to you the other night about whether you lived in Canada ('twas the Rock, no?) or Norway or Texas. I've been reading for quite a while - and you're funny as hell - but I couldn't figure out where you were, now. I'm not questioning your sense of voting responsibility or anything. :)
I, also, normally, love your avies, but this Elaine one is giving me seizures (not really), like that person who had one whenever she heard Mary Hart's voice. THAT'S why I told you to go vote. Instead, I went for a walk in the woods.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
what is this hair...a new trend inspired by cocker spaniels?
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Lindsay probably thinks she IS wearing leggings.
Madonna actually looks younger than Lohan. Now that's an achievement, Lindsay.
Lohan is like 30 years or so younger than Madonna, but looks older.
And whats up with her face. Looks like she dumped a bottle of self tanner on it and put her head in the oven to bake it...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Lindsay looks 10 years older than Madonna.
LL looks wrose and worse everytime I see....im going to call her leathercrotch from now on! If her face is any indication to the condition of her crotch....then my new nickname for her is rightly deserved....
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They both look raggedy - and about the same age, too. Which is good for Madonna (I guess) but not so good for LiLo.
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these two ho's look about the same age...
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Vadge looks better than HoHan! That's sad!
Linds looks like she used her exposed feets to dig her way out of a shallow grave. Not. Cute.
And Madge will be shaking her Depends thong with her face clothes-pinned to the top of her head.
Ew and ew-er.
yeah Madonna you're 25 again. :P
Just say NO to crimped hair.
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I don't understand how Hohan has aged so fast. What type of drugs was she doing, so I can stay the fuck away.
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Yeah, yeah, it's Lindsay... whoopie-do. But wait, she STILL has white ankles! Well, at least they're not hairy. Someone, quick -- give this girl an orange magic marker so this never happens again!
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i thought crimping irons were outlawed
after 1985. Lawdy.
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Submitted by chichi on October 14, 2008 - 11:50am.
Lindsay's hair is a joke. Without all the fake extensions she would look almost bald.
If she wasn't whoring it up with another female who looks like a cartoon character she would be fading from celeb news, imo. Her acting stinks, her real life character stinks, and her dysfunctional family is a bunch of fucktards.
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OMG Hair twins? They be twins all over. Except one is pretending to be brown.
Yeesh, Lindsay - get a stylist already.
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Submitted by aquarius on October 14, 2008 - 11:26am.
It is disturbing that Madonna is almost old enough to be Hohan's grandmother (if they did some Jamie-Lynn style procreatin') and they look the same age. I wonder what Lindsay will look like at age 50? Something like Okie and DeeDee's avatars, I'd imagine.
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ITA aquarius. But if they preserve themselves in a Cheeto bath (like your avi), they'll be around FOREVER!
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WTF is wrong with her face? Seriously, Blohan's face is looking...weird.
Submitted by chichi on October 14, 2008 - 11:50am.
Nice.
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Now release the pressure.
Lindsay's hair is a joke. Without all the fake extensions she would look almost bald.
If she wasn't whoring it up with another female who looks like a cartoon character she would be fading from celeb news, imo. Her acting stinks, her real life character stinks, and her dysfunctional family is a bunch of fucktards.
Nothing says white trash like showing up to a movie premier with a farmer's tan.
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Hohan is totally wearing orange leggings in these photos, right? RIGHT??!!!
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It is disturbing that Madonna is almost old enough to be Hohan's grandmother (if they did some Jamie-Lynn style procreatin') and they look the same age. I wonder what Lindsay will look like at age 50? Something like Okie and DeeDee's avatars, I'd imagine.
The most FUCKED UP thing regarding this split screen?
The fact that Hohan looks around the same age as Madonna.
Which is a variation of Madonna's recent eye job, and Lindsay's rehab stints beating her in the face repetitively.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Mustang Sally... what? If I hadn't moved, of course I'd be voting.
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Madonna has fucking 30 years on Lilo and yet she looks just as good...if not better! Hate her! :P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
This crimped hair thing - I don't get why the ends always look straight (no reflection on Linds). Is it supposed to be like that?
@El Bastardo - hi, pleased to meet you. You are one of my faves. I (a fat, ugly hag) have to stick up for Jimmy Bocca, though. He said something nice (instead of angry!!) "Second of all they both look good.". Wrong, but nice. Hi Jimmy!!
@Island Girl - Elaine's making me dizzy and pukey. Go vote, unless you really have moved.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
At least Lindz took care of her mustache and chin hairs! Hahahha, her feet ARE paler than her legs...the curse of the leggings strikes again!!!
Your face!
Women with freckles should not tan....it just makes them look extra dirty. Its okay to have nice milky skin....really it is!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Hohan is so disgusting....could she look more beat? Madonna looks ok I guess.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
que fea la hohan
eeewww what a face and so ugly her fake tan!! godd