But Were They Loaded?
Vadge wore these "try too hardy" heels to the NYC premiere of her movie "Filth and Wisdom" last night. If you love them so much, you can make your own with an old pair of Tony Bianco heels and toy guns from the clearance section at KB Toys. You know that's what Basement Baby is doing right now.
Vadge's Chanel shoes are fucking stupid, but her hair is worse. She should have taken a silver bullet from her roided-up vag, loaded up one of her pistol heels and shot that hair right off of her head.
And bitch probably spent way too long dry queefing over her "look at me" heels, when she really should have handled that stache situation. For real. I mean, her make-up artist probably spent hours spraying her down with high-gloss enamel and he didn't notice the damn hairs on her upper lip and chinny chin chin? It only takes a quick swipe with a Bic. Don't tell me, "Maybe she doesn't give a fuck!" If she cares enough about her mug to get a pair of cutlets installed, then she should care about the crumb catcher on her upper lip.
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Wadge (typo, but I'm totally keeping it) could come up with a cure for cancer, AIDs, and the common cold, and solve the money crisis, AND bring world peace and I still wouldn't give a shit about her.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by KD on October 14, 2008 - 10:38am.
Yeah, I can imagine her smelling faintly of BO, like my grandpa. People buy him deoderant, but he still won't wear it!
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Does your grandpa like to give you lots of hugs? I've found that people who smell unattractive are always the ones who want to be physically closest to me.
The worst are the old women who like to bathe in Jean Nate', yet they still have an underlying stinkiness.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
She looks awful and those shoes are stupid.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Stan Hooper, wouldn't that be like more of a squirt gun? :0)
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Vadge is a "sex shooter". Shooting old woman's cum in all directions.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 14, 2008 - 10:12am.
Yeah, I can imagine her smelling faintly of BO, like my grandpa. People buy him deoderant, but he still won't wear it!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 14, 2008 - 9:59am.
I think they could have been kinda cool..if the actual shoe looked a little classier the heel might have worked.
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that's what I thought, they could have been hot but they're not
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Dr. Dick on October 14, 2008 - 9:48am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 14, 2008 - 9:44am.
Madonna, I hate you and everything you do.
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could not agree more. Now, Madonna, put your foot in your mouth with those shoes on and pull the trigger.
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Ha! Please god Yes right now.
Bitch looks haggard, rode hard & put up wet. She needs to have a sandwich & step away from the plastic surgeon b/c she looks about 20 years older. Gross.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on October 14, 2008 - 10:17am
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She should give all her children knives....and then they could whittle!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
She is single handedly keeping the Spackle industry afloat.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
hahahhaha
those shoes are funny!
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I thought I knew you, I got a new view
I thought I knew you well...
Oh well
- No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
Angelina Jolie has bought her seven-year-old son a knife.
The actress, who adopted son Maddox from Cambodia in 2002, wants him to learn how to defend himself and understand the responsibilities of carrying a weapon.
Moe Sislak-" WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? "
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
I doubt that she could direct a stream of piss toward a toilet, never mind a feature film.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I think Madonna smells like lavender and ben gay with a hint of mustiness.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I actually like her hair, except for the dark roots. I quit dying my hair because I decided my natural color isn't really all that bad. I mean, generally you can't buy dye in "dirty dishwater blonde", but hey, maybe they will change their mind one day.
Those shoes are all wrong for anyone sane.
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How does her makeup artist put make up on her face and NOT tell her that she has a full stash and chin hair??? OH YEAH! I know why because NO ONE is allowed to talk to the bitch without her permission. Dumb hag.
How the mighty have fallen.
she looks... fucking bizzare.. not the shoes, but the whole.. thing... fighting age with surgery is fucking weird.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
she is sooooo over.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Ewwwww. Fugleee!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Change the color of the hair and she could be any other mediaho.
Nice try Madonner, but you will never be as cool as Debbie Harry.
The only Madonna movie that I have ever been able to watch all the way through was Desperately Seeking Susan and that was over 20 years ago. I might not be able to handle it now that I am older, wiser and have more refined tastes. (using Frasier Crane voice)
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
knockoffs soon to be seen at target and payless?
I think they could have been kinda cool..if the actual shoe looked a little classier the heel might have worked..except they ended up looking like the shoes they sell at the halloween store...
As soon as i saw them I thought they were St. Angie's but I realized even shes not that retarded
and on a final note lol she is starting to look like Rachael Zoe
Just in time for Halloween Vadge is looking like the love child of Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe & The Cryptkeeper.
those hands look like post stroke Bette Davis
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Shoes, hot!
Eyes done, check!
Well done, Vadge!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Designed by a meth addict? No, Karl Lagerfeld! They are Chanel!! I don't think he had 50 year old women wearing them in mind when he put those out there. They were in Glamour this month. Karl, what were you thinking? Most Chanel is ageless, these however, are not.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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P.S. - I walked out of Swept Away at 14, and my mom walked out of Evita when she dragged me to see that shit in the 90s. Madonna makes Anna Nicole look like a three-time Oscar winner.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
If you've had the movie "career" that Vadge has had would you really put the tagline "A film by Madonna" under the title on your sign? I think I'd leave that off, if I were her, so it has half a chance.
Horrifying. She is starting to look like a caricature of her younger slut self.
She's doing the aspiring Frida Kahlo thing with her 'stache.
Never could stand her, and I am sick of looking at her for 25 years now!
At first I thought this was a pic of Angie Jo. I know how much her and her children love guns!
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
she was never a classic beauty, but she's looking even worse at 50. The dark roots, exaggerated eye makeup, cheek implants, and botox expression only add more fugginess.
Really? Ooh, Madge. So edgy.
Go the fuck away please.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Madonna must not be allowed to make movies. I'm actually surprised it's getting screenplay. I figured straight-to-DVD would've been the wiser option.
Her kids must be TERRIFIED of those zombie hands coming in to tuck them g'night. Yeeeeesh!
As for the shoes...that's the best she can do these days. No more cross-burning videos or that pathetic pic of her lying on the horse smoking a ciggie. Meh. Her bids for attention are over methinks.
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That's more like a beard.
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Now release the pressure.
She looks like an Olsen now.
I'm figuring the hair is meant to cover the cutlets.
She looks fuckin' awful and I never thought she's go down the Joker face road.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
You know, these really have to be the most ridiculous looking things that I've ever seen.
These stupid creatures have far too much time and money on their hands...
**waving Uvula**
Wow, she looks fantastic in those pics. Money does a body good.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 14, 2008 - 9:44am.
Madonna, I hate you and everything you do.
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could not agree more. Now, Madonna, put your foot in your mouth with those shoes on and pull the trigger.
She's 50, time to grow up.
It really should just be called "Filth".
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
as a shoe whore i can say that the novelty aspect of the "pistol as the heel" part is interesting. but the shoes over all are fucking ugly.
platform toes with an ankle strap a novelty heel and a peep toe? were these designed by a meth addict?? to steal a line from what not to wear that i adore.... "if these were the last shoes on earth, i'd cut off my feet."
and don't get me started on the 'stash, the roid legs, the 80's crimped hair or whatever the hell that is on her middle finger.
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I hate this ugly hag!!!
the crimpagge hairdo is beat as is madonna!
Eew. Look at her man hands.
Steroids much?
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Madonna, I hate you and everything you do.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".