But Were They Loaded?
Vadge wore these "try too hardy" heels to the NYC premiere of her movie "Filth and Wisdom" last night. If you love them so much, you can make your own with an old pair of Tony Bianco heels and toy guns from the clearance section at KB Toys. You know that's what Basement Baby is doing right now.
Vadge's Chanel shoes are fucking stupid, but her hair is worse. She should have taken a silver bullet from her roided-up vag, loaded up one of her pistol heels and shot that hair right off of her head.
And bitch probably spent way too long dry queefing over her "look at me" heels, when she really should have handled that stache situation. For real. I mean, her make-up artist probably spent hours spraying her down with high-gloss enamel and he didn't notice the damn hairs on her upper lip and chinny chin chin? It only takes a quick swipe with a Bic. Don't tell me, "Maybe she doesn't give a fuck!" If she cares enough about her mug to get a pair of cutlets installed, then she should care about the crumb catcher on her upper lip.
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Miserable and pathetic freak Lagerfeld is really trying too hard to stay relevant. That's why Vadge loves him - they both have the same aspirations.
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Women which abuse steroids tend to such mustasche and also horrible veins allover, etc.
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The shoes weren't loaded, but Vadge must have been when she chose to wear them in public.
I don't care, I fucking love those shoes. But I'd make sure they looked a million times better on me.
Being hairy is genetic and/or horomonal. BFD.
Submitted by z-listed on October 14, 2008 - 9:16pm
That's why Lourdes' stache is so prominent. Poor thing. I think if she bleached it, it would just be worse considering she has such drk skin. She better look into laser treatments.
I'm a little sad MK didn't post the article about Lourdes and Madonna wearing the same clothes. The Daily Mail had like 7 sets of photos where Madge and L are wearing the same thing. It was so f-cking weird and pathethic on Madge's part.
Bitch can bleach the hell out of her hair but she can't bleach the Italian out of her genes!
ALL old Italian women have beards and mustaches, Madge is just following her genes which are NOT English no matter how she may try to pretend.
Poor Lourdes, that kid has no chance, Italian and Latino!
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I'm taking over!
I can believe that she would wear them, but am having a difficult time accepting that Chanel designed them!
*fanning away duststorm from Coco rolling over and over*
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Chanel (Pistol) shoes are $2,200+ !!!
OMG !!! :O
I hope both safeties are on.
She looks older than 50.
Media-whorish photo-ops for the last quarter century and *still* the press hasn't caught on that she is using them. Game set match to Vadge.
STFU ALL of you. Those shoes are the fucking awesomeness.
Re: the Vadgestache: like daughter, like mother....her and Tourette, or whatever that child's name is, are starting to look alike.
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
This bitch can do whatever the hell she wants, she's earned it.
Isn't that fuzz on her face from anorexia? I forgot what the term is for that - that downy hair that grows on the body to insulate itself when someone is anorexic. Vadge looks plain terrible and it's not because of her age. Look at other people who are 50 years old like her and are gorgeous like Jennifer Tilly, Sharon Stone, Maureen Steenbergen, Bernadette Peters, etc etc. There are women in their *60's* that look way better than Vadge like La Lucci and Jane Seymour. Vadge is totally anorexic and works out way too much - she looks so unhealthy and gaunt. And when her hands look like that, would it kill her to get a french manicure???!!!! Sheesh!
So the Big Bad Wolf tried to blow Madonnas house down and she goes, " Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin plus i can blow way better then that!"
Then she grabbed the big Bad wolf's cock and sucked him straight through his own cock!
The End!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
As Sophia Petrillo would say "when women get older, they grow a beard"
At this rate, Vadge will look like Arafat or Bin Ladden by next year. Maybe that will be her next reinvention...a more masculine look to go with her muscles and the penis she is growing too. Trust!
Yet another over the hill HAG who still doesn't get it. Madonna, you are no longer outrageous, you're a fifty year old haggard looking not hot mess. You never could sing but back in the 80's we humored you because you were cool for like five minutes. Please go back to England I think Lily Allen needs a punchline. Wouldn't it be great if she had a concert scheduled and no one showed up? Oh If only .......
Hold on a minute...
Why, if she's so against guns and everyone who uses them (::ahem:: Sarah Palin and John McCain who she slams on a regular basis) would she be wearing a pair of Chanels that have guns for the heals? Hm...that seems a little bit strange.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
When I was little and she was just starting out in NYC I saw her twice drive up and down the streets on the Lower East side and one time on Ave B and 5th street her black car stopped. She was in the back and she had this Puerto Rican guy get in. He was about 17. A few Moms in the area saw her pick up younger guys as well, they were always Spanish.
Then years later my friend was at HER usual yoga place and Madonna came in and made everyone move so she could have her space. I say let London have her she sucks and shes a bitch. Fake accent, fake hair, fake face, lipsynching. The only thing she can do is dance and at her age even though her legs are great she looks like an ass with her leotards. Her upper body is nasty and I like fitness models but when you can see someones lymph nodes in their armpits- thats too freaking skinny/low body fat.
Vadge is starting to look like a combination of Cher and Goldie Hawn, and I don't mean that in a good way. Also, her face is to obviously Botoxed to the hilt so she can no longer move her facial muscles. Her expression is now permanently one of very, very mild interest. In other words, she looks like hell, and what's with the fright wig?
those shoes are fucking stupid. they might have been cool 20 years ago. but she looks like an old lady with heels that make her age that much older.
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 14, 2008 - 1:11pm.
That Madonna sure loves attention.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
It would've been hilarious if the heel broke, fell on her face and her cheeck implant poped out like someone popping a puss filled pimple.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Oh Madonna. Angie rang, she wants her shoes back and her title of 'most annoying' if you please. I thank you.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Vadge wore these "try too hardy" heels to the NYC premiere of her movie
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That's, like, the story of her life these days. *sigh*...
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That Madonna sure loves attention.
OMG I just saw Vadge's fake hair on her shoulders, that looks horrible! What was she thinking???
i hate to say this but i'm not completely offended by madonna's shoes...
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I actually think they are cute. Despite her being an evil attention whore I like them.
Submitted by Shelley on October 14, 2008 - 11:11am.
Seriously! last time I saw hands like that, they were on the Wicked Witch of the West!
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"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Poor Madonna. No matter what she does or what her money can buy.... she's gonna look like a memaw anyway. Do these bitches think they are above aging? LMAO Yes Madonna you are 50! Deal with it.
Submitted by Tristram on October 14, 2008 - 12:00pm.
WOW! hahaha, that bad, huh? ouch!
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Here's an edited review of "Filth and Wisdom" by A. Lane of The New Yorker:
Madonna has amassed a fortune, much of which presumably remains intact. She can’t have spent all of it on jodhpurs and conical bras. So why, when it came to launching herself as a film director, did she limit her budget to $365.23? If the actors were paid according to their talents, they cannot have cost more than forty bucks. The only major expense was the lighting: a toy flashlight, I would guess, placed carefully in the corner of each room and angled upward. More professional productions than this are filmed and cut on iMovie, by ten-year-olds, a thousand times a day.
Hey! Calm down now, she looks quite sporty in a beard!
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Submitted by nsaustin on October 14, 2008 - 11:50am.
lol!!
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That's a MAN, baby!
Nice, appropriate, politically correct pair of fucking ugly shoes. Groan.
Wow, In thumbnail #6 she looks like a younger version of Mary Kate Olsen.
hey Twee-zee!!
Submitted by KD on October 14, 2008 - 11:16am.
Nope, no one in my family is all that touchy feely and into that sort of stuff. shoot, I don't think I've ever hugged my brother. Is that wrong?
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Not if you're Japanese.
No, seriously, all families are different. My family on my dad's side always does the "kiss both sides of the cheek thing" which may seem pretentious, but they're from Morocco and Israel and that's how they do.
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Submitted by KD on October 14, 2008 - 10:38am.
Does your grandpa like to give you lots of hugs? I've found that people who smell unattractive are always the ones who want to be physically closest to me.
The worst are the old women who like to bathe in Jean Nate', yet they still have an underlying stinkiness.
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Nope, no one in my family is all that touchy feely and into that sort of stuff. shoot, I don't think I've ever hugged my brother. Is that wrong?
Those heels are so dumb...wow, Maddona, you're so edgy you put guns in your shoes...at least her chin hairs are blonde, her stache...not so much!
Your face!
Forget the upper lip....LOOK at those HANDS! If I were her, I would be wearing the white "Jackie Kennedy" dress gloves when I was in public!
I'd like to take those stupid shoes & load them with a few bullets so I can put this pretentious, egotistical sea hag out of OUR misery...Tarantino style!
Awwww, they made Maddox's drawings into shoes! How precious.
Of course she's married to Girl Richie, so her shoes are also half-cocked.
I hope they recoil hard.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 14, 2008 - 9:59am.
I think they could have been kinda cool..if the actual shoe looked a little classier the heel might have worked.
They would have worked if she'd worn them to the premiere of her wife's movie, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
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