It's Them Again

When Jenny Aniston and John Mayer were eating each other's pussies, the paparazzi and media were always on him. But when they split up, they no longer gave a rhino's dick about him. So John was feeling a little lonely and decided to remind everyone who he is by calling up Jenny. When Jenny saw his name come up on her caller ID as "Baby Daddy Option #23," she immediately answered with "YES!" It doesn't matter what John was going to ask, because she was going to say "yes" no matter what.

Well, that "yes" might have led to them hanging out in NYC. The National Enquirer reports that the two had "secret dates" in NYC before getting on a plane together yesterday. A source said they were all kissing and shit on the plane. Thankfully, there were plenty of barf bags on the plane.

The source said, “They were very lovey-dovey. They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”

Long and lingering? Okay, Jen wrote this shit herself. You know she writes romance novels with her as the star. I'm surprised the source didn't say, "John got on knee, kissed her gorgeous feet, told her she was the most beautiful women in the world. Even more beautiful than that skank's name who rhymes with Crangie Ho. And then he proposed and Jen said she'd think about it because she's an 'independent woman' now. You hear that, Maddox? She doesn't need a man!"

This works out for Jen and John. He stays relevant for another week. And she doesn't look like a total cat lady with dry vagina while the Brangelina holy family flaunts their perfectness in the pages of W Magazine. Okay, she still does, but at least she's trying! Maddox probably texted her, "NC TRY BTCH!!1!!"

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Submitted by NitWitty on October 15, 2008 - 9:12am.

@ Angel_i...OMG! I haven't laughed soooo hard in a while. Well, okay..I did laugh at MK's Hot slut's video..but that youtube vid that you linked was hysfreakinsterical! Thanks for sharing!
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Yay! My pleasure:) I've been waiting for this day...I almost forgot about it!

I love the beginning when he says: I'm John Mayer. LOL!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:42am.

@ Angel_i...OMG! I haven't laughed soooo hard in a while. Well, okay..I did laugh at MK's Hot slut's video..but that youtube vid that you linked was hysfreakinsterical! Thanks for sharing!

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:27am.

@stake_spike:

Out of line?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaatxJFBUps

I think not.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 1:20am.

I may be out of line because I have no idea what the full story may be or if this is even true, but John Mayer is pathethic. Who knew he was such an attention whore?

Didn't he release some statement bascially saying he had dumped Jen's ass. Now that he's getting no pap love, he runs back to her.

And that actually makes Jen look pretty pathethic too (although in her case she's desperate and lonely so I actually feel sorry for her).

Submitted by celia_cruz on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 12:12am.

Steven Huvane earns every penny this woman pays him. what a desperate attempt to upstage Brangelina. how pathetic.

Submitted by BellaDiva on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 4:29pm.

Submitted by mslewis on October 14, 2008 - 4:16pm.

It is the same reason why everytime there is something about Jen, a rumor or something about Angie ho and brad comes out, it's because it sells. And let me guess every man that jolie has stolen just happen to walk out on the relationship they were in before? Please last I check Brad didn't walk out on anyone. He was stupid enough to cheat and fall for jolies trap, the same trap she used on Billy bob and Jen divorced him and moved on with her life. unlike Angelina who seeks attention and is always giving interviews trying to stay in the stoplight. Jennifer gets it regardless of what she do, because she is loved. Also if brad was so unhappy and misrable with Jennifer how come he always have nice things to say, and always talk about how much he will always love her. in fact all of Jennifers exes have nothing but good things to say. Unlike Angelina's exes who all say she is just using brad for publicity. And talk abot patterns LOl, your saint angie ho has done nothing but sleep with men/women she work with and break up other peoples relationships, and force men to adopt.

Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 3:46pm.

Oh, bella, please!!! If Brad and Jen has so much together, why did he walk out on her? Why does every man walk out on Jen? Why is she 40 and can't keep a man? And don't give me that crap about her only wanting a good lay.

All I wanted to point out is: everytime Angelina and Brad get the spotlight, yet another rumour about Jen's love life pops up on blogs and message boards. Stop jumping all over anybody who says anything negative about Jen and look at the pattern. It's obvious!!!

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 2:49pm.

NitWitty
Hello Luv, sorry I took so long to respond, I had to do some work. Good to see you!! Beso!
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Submitted by BellaDiva on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 2:12pm.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on October 14, 2008 - 2:11pm

but after seeing her still hang out with that douchebag John Mayer after he publicly admitted that he wanted to fuck others

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So you were the source that told the magazine. You saw Jen hanging out with John? Where?. In case you didn't know this picture was taken in Miami when she was fliming Marley and Me. Angie hos fans crack me up. You can paint whatever picture you want for Jennifer, but it doesn't change the fact that she is beautiful, happy, HOT, rich, successful and just living her life.
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on October 14, 2008 - 2:11pm

She just can't stand Brangelina's status as the World's Most Perfect Couple, can she?
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LOL you have to try harder than that. Brad & Jen were hollywood royality. Angelina wish she can have what Brad and Jen had, and she will never be loved like Jen is. She tried to copy the golden imagine Brad & Jen had to create this super relationship and family, but it backfired on her and she became the most hated. F.Y.I Brad himself was the very frist to say that the rumor about Jennifer not wanting kids was a lie. She is not like Angelina who use kids to keep men. Well Billy Bob still left her after she made him adopt Maddox, she should have learn her lesson then that you can't use children to make a man want or love you. If Brad and angie ho were in love as you brangeloonies wish they were. She wouldn't have said in Marie Claire that brad and I never tell each other I love you

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 1:41pm.

It's hilarious, really: Angelina shows up on a magazine cover breastfeeding one of the Holy Ones, the magazine also contains cute candid photos of her and the kids which Brad took around the house, and BAM! Maniston is back with douchebag Mayer, all "lovey-dovey." She just can't stand Brangelina's status as the World's Most Perfect Couple, can she?

Give it up, Jennifer. Brad traded up (younger, more beautiful and more accomplished), he got the kids you didn't want to give him, and he's happier now. Now YOU stop twiddling the shallow boy toys and find yourself an ugly, civilian billionaire to give you a miracle baby!

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 1:41pm.

Here are two people that truly deserve each other...

I used to feel bad for Jennifer Aniston after the professional ream job she received from Brad a few years ago, but after seeing her still hang out with that douchebag John Mayer after he publicly admitted that he wanted to fuck others and didnt wanna do it while with her, I lost all respect for her abandoned bony ass.

John Mayer has no class and etiquette, like most Hollywood Male-Hos, but whne you think of it, it is because of stupid doormats like Jennifer Aniston that he treats women like vaginas with a woman attached...

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Submitted by gigi jenkins on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 1:19pm.

brad and angie. jen and john. all four suck donkey balls. they all deserve each other. maybe they can keep switching off like the 7 degrees of kevin bacon--eventually they all end up swapping spit with each other!

Submitted by BellaDiva on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:59pm.

Angie hos fans always show that they are sick like her. That over done slut wish she looked half as good as Jen. She is in her 30's and she look over plastic "surgeried" and done. imagine her in her 40's and 50's. Yuck, loonies take your arses back to JJ.

Submitted by Sharon on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:49pm.

That dried up gay prune bothers me so much, if i was to ever cross her dumbass on the street, I would want punch the shit out of her clit to her throat, just to bring some damn personality out of her used up ass!!!

"I LOVE ME, AND FUCK YOU ALL!!!"

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:38pm.

Wow, some people can have this fight every damn day, huh.
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Submitted by A Very Hot Pussy on October 14, 2008 - 12:57pm.
If oyu are married to Brad Pitt for 5 years and you are working on your career, don't blame a bitch that comes along and gives him 6 kids..
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Right cuz having six kids is the be all and end al, isn't it?

Submitted by BellaDiva on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:36pm.

I think he is hot.

@ chichi

Right on. Angie ho has had a long history of stealing men and sleeping with men/women she work with. When she worked with Billy Bob she knew he was engaged to Laura Dem, but she slept with him anyway broke them up, married him and had him adopt Maddox. She is nothing but a filthy slut. I am sick of people tryin to putting the blame on Jen like she did something wrong. All the lies about her not wanting kids is getting old, even Brad himself said it wasn't true. Angelina is just nasty like that. She doesn't belive in God so it's not like she will respect someone elses marriage.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:31pm.

Submitted by Granny Clampett on October 14, 2008 - 9:39am.
so why bother with the bullshit if all you need is dick?
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Word, granny.

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

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Submitted by A Very Hot Pussy on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:27pm.

If oyu are married to Brad Pitt for 5 years and you are working on your career, don't blame a bitch that comes along and gives him 6 kids..

It's reality! You snooze - you loose!
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DROP HOT WATER ON DAT DICK BITCH!!

Submitted by A Very Hot Pussy on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:25pm.

When will this fugly Maniston move on with her life and just find a somple guy to love her? She is desparately seeking pretty boys and it just doesn't work.

When your chin looks like Jughead's, you just have to accept defeat and move on with life..

MOVE-ON GURL!!
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DROP HOT WATER ON DAT DICK BITCH!!

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:23pm.

Hey, Pimpcessa! How ya doing, doll? Long time. ITA, a guy screws around is a guy you don't want around. PERIOD.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:22pm.

Bonasera
Chichi, no bitch can steal your husband.

I totally agree, BUT the way they did what they did was just down right CLASSLESS!!!
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:20pm.

you know what? let jen have some dick in peace...even if that dick is attached to mayerdouche
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:04pm.

Jeffro11
Like a map? O marks the spot!!

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

Submitted by Bonasera on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:02pm.

Chichi, no bitch can steal your husband. The asshole goes on his own because he wants to.

Jefro11, are you sure you are a man? And if so, are you single? You sound like a keeper!

Submitted by chichi on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 11:46am.

Jen is one of the very few celebs I wish well. She doesn't deserve the crap she gets.

Does anybody really believe she wants anything to do with Pitt/Jolie?? How would any woman here feel if a cunt like Angelina Jolie stole your husband of seven years, and years go by and the tabloids still compare you to the bitch??

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 11:31am.

Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 11:55am.
Pimpcessa,
"seasoned" exactly!! Someone that understands that pushin the elevator button over and over is not going to make the elevator come any faster…
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I'll give you that, but at the same time, you ladies need to give us something to work with...REACT, please. If a guy is serious about getting his girl off, he'll keep searching for her own special sweet spot or combination of spots...but you've gotta give us some direction!

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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 11:25am.

Pimpcessa,
"seasoned" exactly!! Someone that understands that pushin the elevator button over and over is not going to make the elevator come any faster…

You're right about the pretty boys...never a stellar performance. I learned as a youngin that the pretty ones are useless.

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 11:16am.

I'm just impressed that anyone cares about Mayer or Aniston. And they're only slightly less interesting than Pitt and Jolie.

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Now release the pressure.

Submitted by KD on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 11:07am.

Speaking of Booty call:
I have one of those cookie monster stuffed animals that says stuff when you squeeze it. Freaks you out of you accidentally hit it while walking through the room. But anyway, my friend used it to leave a message on her gay friends e-mail and he said "ha ha ha, dis fun! dis Fun!" and the guy had no idea who it was and thought maybe it was a booty call.

Submitted by Bonasera on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 11:07am.

I'm not a Just Jolie fan or reader, but I cannot help but agree with some people here. I too find it extremely coincedental that every time Angie and Brad are hogging the spotlight, suddenly a rumor about Jen hooking up with someone comes up.

Whether it is true or not, someone IS planting these little tidbits so people can talk about it. As we all know, celebs and their PR people are the first to call the paps and magazines to spread gossip. I know it for a fact as I worked in that industry. I don't think Jen is an old hag but I do think her people must have something to do with it.

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:59am.

Clarisse
Pimpcessa,
I'm havin a hard time seeing Mayer as a love machine! He's too young

Yeah, I like my guys a little more seasoned too.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:57am.

Don't get confused I'm not talking about fugly guys, just one that isn't stunning.

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:55am.

Oh, come on ladies, you never had some good stuff from a guy that was a little less than stunning?? I think they have to try harder if you know what I mean. They are so damn happy to be with you that they break a sweat. Not that I have any experience in this area but I've been told....haha

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Submitted by Chicaloca on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:51am.

Pimp,

Maybe we should start calling Johnny boy, good dick mayer LMAO. I honestly don't belive this story tho.

I mean its from The National Enquirer come on. They just want to sell mags, this is so typical for all the gossip mags. Every time there's something about Jen is in the media, they counter with something about whoregelina and her lover boy and vice versa.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:51am.

Jeffro11
I have a friend that views it was part of her job. "The quicker he's done, the better". I don't get the logic, but it happens i guess.

Pimpcessa,
I'm havin a hard time seeing Mayer as a love machine! He's too young.

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:49am.

Jen probably hit bottom this month. She has fantastic legs....sorry...I just couldn't help myself!

Your face!

Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:36am.

HA! No fucking way! These two again???

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:35am.

Chicaloca
Submitted by Pimpcessa on October 14, 2008 - 10:54am
Lol about the booty call

Right?? I mean maybe he's superman in the sack or at least very good?? I guess it's better than getting caught throwing it all over Hwood. And I get the feeling all she had to do was ring him up and say "meow", haha. There's much to be said for a guy that has certain skills.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:31am.

Submitted by Pimpcessa on October 14, 2008 - 10:54am

Lol about the booty call

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:28am.

Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 10:44am.
Jeffro11,
"I got it on sale."
"I’m cumming!"
"Of course I like your friends!"

and *drum roll*

"Nothing’s wrong."
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"NO, I don't think she's prettier than you!"
"I only had like 2 beers."
"the dog must have farted."

I do have issue with the "I'm cumming"...do women really just give up that easily and lie to get a man off her?!?!?

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:24am.

If I were her I wouldn't give a shit what anyone thought either. I'd just do whatever, whoever, whenever I wanted. She doesn't have to answer to anyone but her own conscience. But I doubt she's back with JM - maybe she just wanted a lil something something ya know...

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:22am.

JeniLoonie since...well...whenever her divorce was...

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:20am.

I love her. God bless the Aniston!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:18am.

Clarisse
mslewis,
With all due respect, that Huvane bull belongs over at Just Jolie.

Tis pretty funny how they can't help but "out" themselves isn't it?? Hahaha. "Huvane", "old dried up hag", etc...it's all so...JJ.

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

Submitted by FortuneTeller on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:17am.

He cares for she a great deal

He was intimidated by the press

Mentally he was not mature

This story is pure fabrication

However they remain friends

I have seen what is to come

It shall be well

She is not a mirage

She does not seek approval

She is content in life

She is content in who she is

Through providence

She will succeed in all aspects of her life

2008-2009 will be her year

The love the surrounds her and her heart can not be defeated

When the dust clear she will remain standing

*Mark my words*

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:14am.

Jeffro11,
"I got it on sale."
"I’m cumming!"
"Of course I like your friends!"

and *drum roll*

"Nothing’s wrong."

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:03am.

Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 10:30am.
Jeffro11 !
You forgot, "Of course i would still be with you if you were poor"
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"no, you don't look fat."
"as long as you're happy."
"she's got a nice personality."
"I'll only put the tip in slow."

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 10:00am.

Jeffro11 !
You forgot, "Of course i would still be with you if you were poor"

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 9:51am.

Hahhahaha GrannyClampett!

Oh no Jen...don't. Don't go back to this douche....

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