Monday, October 13th 2008
Eva Is A Zero
Eva LongWHORIA is still yammering about how she piled on a little chunk to play a frumpier Gaby on "Desperate Housewives." Last month, she even said on French TV that she wasn't pregnant, she was "just fat."
In the new issue of Allure, Eva once again says she's not knocked up. She also said that even though she gained a little lard, she never changed sizes. Eva opened her OBESE mouth and said, "I never went up a size! I just got rounder. I'm still a size 0."
Somebody should tell this queef bag that her IQ matches her dress size. While you're at it, tell Eva her talent level also matches her dress size. She's a zero all-around!
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damn.. this a bit harsh
She's happy to be a size zero!! WTF
Artists must suffer tremendously for their roles. Yeah, I remember DiNiro gaining like 25 kilos for his role in Raging Bull. I think he got an Academy for it.
I so admire Eva for her ability to transform herself into a "frumpy" Gaby. I mean a size zero definitely conveys "frumpy" to an audience...much more than like a size 16. She definitely deserves a golden globe for the sacrafice she made as an actress in conveying the real pain her character was going through.
Oh, I see- gaining roundness (that is TOTALLY OBVIOUS and substantial) but NOT changing sizes only happens to her. The rest of us common ass-cracks need bigger clothes when we gain "roundness."
Annoying,yappy, bitch.
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*sigh* I used to think Eva was so pretty back in her Young & the Restless days when she was giving Christine (HATE that ho) a hard time and effing her man. Now I just think she's pretty annoying.
This trick is in the fitting rooms with an f*cking Sharpee scratching off the "1" in front of all the clothes she tries on. Trust.
Nope. I echo the sentiment of how sizes are different at any store you go to, but I'm about the same size as Eva and when I go through my big weight gains I'm usually at the biggest a size 6. Unfortunately Being small a lot of my weight seems to carry around my stomach and waist like eva apparently.
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She has issues.
ASS, I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS HOT BITCH: SHAKE IT!!!
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what's insulting is that she says "I'm fat", but I'm still a size zero. Way to give girls a positive self image loser! She's dead to me now.
When is this C U Next Tuesday going to disappear? sheesh
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I'm surprised MK didn't use this part of the article. Maybe he got this from a diff. source.
from http://omg.yahoo.com/news/eva-longoria-parker-i-just-got-rounder/14107?n...
"My nickname was Prieta Fea, which means 'Ugly Dark one' in Spanish. I didn't have a boyfriend. My sisters were so mean to me. They used to say I was adopted, and 'we picked you up at the hospital. You were the extra baby that day.'"
Yeah. Shure. Right. Hollywood hasn't invented padding or fat suits yet. She such the actress she had to gain weight.
Pull the other one.
oh and that dress - totally that multi-coloured fake asphalt paper!!! LOLOL Good call whoever that was!
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Wow, that dress only enhances the fact that she has no waist. Enough with the zero!!! There is no such thing. No one person is set in a size. I can go from a size 3/4 to a 7/8. My body doesn't change, it just depends on the designer. I can also wear clothes in the kids section. Not that I am that small, but those size 14 and 16 in little girls dept. are being made bigger. Vanity, vanity. Bitch is delusional if she says that she "got fat" and was always still a size 0. Must shop at the same store Jennifer "Size 2" Love Hewitt shops at.
Well put. She and a bunch of other useless Hollywood tramps (Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan etc) should be in the All Around A Nothing club or something...
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That's a big zero! Eva is so annoying, with or without the lies.
Submitted by misslainey on October 13, 2008 - 10:41pm
I was gonna say the same thing; you read my mind.
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I don't know what size she wears but she's always had a wide/non-defined waist so adding a few pounds seems to add to the lack of a waist, not to enhance curves...or to keep a jean size which is generally determined by waist size.
Is zero the new black? My arse.
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Submitted by aquarius on October 13, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Size zero for a woman barely hitting the five foot mark is not THAT small, particularly with vanity sizing. I consider myself of average build and I wear a 2 or 4 in most stores (at 5'3"). Oh, and gaining 5 or 10 pounds DOES take you up a size, so she's still full of shit, she went up to at least a 4 (unless she was 00 before, and for a woman with an ass, that's doubtful).
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Is someone feeling bloated today? i'm a size zero and I have to admit lately i'm feeling all kinds of bloated. if you are comfy in your size it's OK but I can't. tell me how to feel normal in my jeans without getting unconfy.
A size zero...in select stores...
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Yeah, she's a size zero with a 1 in front of it.
Who cares, really? Except her and Tony, most likely
Size zero for a woman barely hitting the five foot mark is not THAT small, particularly with vanity sizing. I consider myself of average build and I wear a 2 or 4 in most stores (at 5'3"). Oh, and gaining 5 or 10 pounds DOES take you up a size, so she's still full of shit, she went up to at least a 4 (unless she was 00 before, and for a woman with an ass, that's doubtful).
Yeah, isn't size "zero" just a way to make those fat-arsed size 2s feel better about their life? Maybe if you live in a two-dimensional realm, it's possible.
Ha ha Texndoc...your patio! Swish, nothing but net!
Cool - her dress looks like my patio.
Eva, Tyra Banks, and Jennifer Love Hewitt have obviously all been hanging out with each other or are either all seeing the same therapist. Denial is not just a long river in Egypt.
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Well, I'm a size 6 in some stores. Doesn't mean I'm *really* a size 6.
See, Eva, there's this thing called "vanity sizing"...
Sad that her life centers around the size noted on the label of her clothing. No one should bother delving any deeper than that...she doesn't.
damn...it must be so annoying to hear the same question over and over again. "are you pregnant??" and i believe she wants kids it just didn't happen yet.
i wish her mouth were a size zero so she could stfu...
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OMG! Don't you DARE call me a "2"!!!
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Well, I can still wear clothes from the kids department - take that, bitch!
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