Monday, October 13th 2008
Eva Is A Zero
Eva LongWHORIA is still yammering about how she piled on a little chunk to play a frumpier Gaby on "Desperate Housewives." Last month, she even said on French TV that she wasn't pregnant, she was "just fat."
In the new issue of Allure, Eva once again says she's not knocked up. She also said that even though she gained a little lard, she never changed sizes. Eva opened her OBESE mouth and said, "I never went up a size! I just got rounder. I'm still a size 0."
Somebody should tell this queef bag that her IQ matches her dress size. While you're at it, tell Eva her talent level also matches her dress size. She's a zero all-around!
Oh yeah your still a size 0 if you wear the lowest low rise jeans available because then the fat hangs over the jeans (muffintop) in effect keeping you the same size no matter how fat you get. The only thing that will make that change is if your butt gets a little bigger (you can take care of that with spanx), then you'll have to go up a size, but something tells me Eva doesn't have a butt (even though she is hispanic), so yes Eva you are still a "size 0".
I read that she has a Treasure Trail.
God she is annoying.
oh goodie!! You are a size 0!!! Does that mean you will soon disappear altogether???
I think she sounds dumb even sharing that sort of information. Women are different sizes in different labels, so I doubt dumbass here in consistently a zero. Also, I don't understand celebs preoccupation in being a size zero. Like that's great accomplishment or something. I have dresses sizes 2-6 in my closet. I have jeans from sizes 4-7 in my dresser. So what? It's just fucking clothes people!?
Your face!
S.T.F.U. your 2 minutes of fame are over.
Eva: try H&M you ain't no size 0 over there!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
If she's a size 0, then we all go down a few notches. My size 12 now becomes a size 8
When I heard that yesterday, I was so fucking elated. So I headed down to Century 21.
But when I saw my muffin top spilling over in those small size 8 pants and the zipper pinching my cooters and the seams were barely holding on the fabric on my ass and thighs I had to put the pants back on the rack...
I knew then and there. Eva is a FUCKING LIAR.
BITCH!
You had me going there for a little while.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I think she had a miscarriage, in which case it must be really difficult to have to get over that, work, and have people talk about whether or not you are fat or pregnant. It must be even harder to say that you were never pregnant in the first place, just fat.
I think there was a blind item about this on Crazy Days and Nights, and the consensus was that it was her, he didn't make it a very difficult to figure out.
She *might* be a zero. She's like 5'0" and doesn't really appear to have curves.
She's IS annoying, tho.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Yeah and I think she definitely miscarried which is sad. Nobody puts on fat just on their belly and as a small round bump while the rest of their body stays exactly the same. No wonder she didn't want to confirm it at the time.
What the hell is the reason for this preoccupation with being a size zero amongst Hollywood women? And do any of them genuinely believe they are one? I weigh maybe 127lbs and am 5ft 8.5ins and I barely squeeze into a size 4, I'm usually a 6. I've been pretty thin for a while due to illness and I am still a good 4 dress sizes off being a size 0, and I'm a really small build. I think I'd probably have to be on my deathbed to be that size. Do any of these ho's genuinely expect us to believe they are size zero? Jennifer Love Hewitt, Eva Longoria? Come on! The only people who are really that size are catwalk models and they all genuinely look like anorexics. The only Hollywood types who ever got remotely near that size are Kate Bosworth and Nicole Richie (at her post-gastric bypass thinnest) - no-one else comes remotely close. Even at her tiny height I would say Eva Longoria is a size 2 at smallest. Seriously these women all live in some bizarre, dress size-obsessed fantasy world.
Umm..she was DEFINITELY preggo before. In AGC blinds there's one about the celeb who was lying about not being pregnant that just had a miscarriage. Well fuck EVA, thank god for that, right? You're still a size zero! PHEW!
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
I will probably get slammed for saying this...but she doesn't look too bad here! That is nicest her hair has looked since she cut it short, and the dress is classic and tasteful.
Her acting on the other hand....that is another story!
i agree eva is definitely a zero!!
I can't wait for her dumbass show to go off the air so she CAN get pregnant, get all heifer and not be able to find work. EVER AGAIN!
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
"Somebody should tell this queef bag that her IQ matches her dress size."
Morning, sluts. MK, your assessment of this vapid TWAT in on target. Does she hear herself when she speaks?
I can't wait for her hubby to get caught screwing a tranny hooker in a public toilet.
She loses 5 pounds every time her husband pulls out of her.
Bitch is so vain. Her IQ really matches with her size, u're so right MK.
yes, because her body is so perfect, she was able to only gain curves in her preferred areas, so she managed to stay a size 0. these vapid whores place so much importance on dress size & they dont even realize how incredibly ridiculous they actually sound. she may be a size 0, but she is still ugly.
even scrawny st. angie who claims to have a deeper side still obsesses over being thin.
Yeah, she HAD to gain weight for the role. Just like I HAD to eat 1/3 of a cheesecake last night, you know, to, um, further my education. Yeah. MMMmmm, that reminds me...more cheesecake left...
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what a self absorbed narcissistic twat. yeah...she NEEDS to have kids.
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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eva is an effing douche, who married a douche, lets hope they don't have any douche kids.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Niteys ESE!
"Sleep" tight and don't let bed bugs bite!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 14, 2008 - 4:01am.
hehehehe!!
gotta go, dahlin'! great seeing you again!! i'll try and stop in earlier soon and play with you and some of the old crew if any of 'em are around at the time(hi, all of you if you read this!).... night, Deb!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Aaaaah, Poppa! I do lust after him and am on a diet so that I can find someone JUST LIKE DEAR OLD DAD! Your dear old dad!!!!!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 14, 2008 - 3:55am.
hey, wait a sec! weren't you supposed to be lusting for my poppa?! he's no mud flap but he taught me to be a smart ass!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I believe in love too (secret hand shake) and have been lucky enough to have experienced it a couple of times in my life. I am rooting for you!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
ESE,
Very cool to be friends first, I like that!
ON TOPIC: (((((echos from an alligator mouth and a "not so much" hummingbirds ass))))
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 14, 2008 - 3:47am.
i totally believe in commitment and *ssshhhh*... love... but, legal documents mean really nothing to me to prove it. she's fun, plus i've known her a couple of years before all this started so it's an easier transition, i guess
i gotta pay more attention to mud flaps!!LOL!
oh yeah, the topic... nope
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I do however have a height requirement...must be over 3 feet.
OT: eva should be so picky...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
lmao at everystranger
I'm sorry. She could have the hottest body on earth and she still gonna be a whiny fake-ass plastic bitch who married a football star for the status, got fucked around on and pretends it never happened because she wants to be part of star couple.
Lame Lame Lame
Oh - and I always get the impression that she is trying to look like a Nantucket politicians wife on the social circut. JLo has more cultural integrity that this chick from where I'm standing. And that's not good!
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Gee, ESE!
People who get married are in a commitment and I personally believe that they should be committed for even thinking about it...
You and your young chipee have been together for a couple of months now! How serious is this anyways?
Yosemite Sam is on the FRONT side of a mud flap...that is why he is always shiny...THE OTHER SIDE is the one I am talking about. LOL! Try and make a manic depressive laugh. I dare you.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 14, 2008 - 3:37am.
looking for a mud flap, 'eh?... that shouldn't be too hard... the funny part could be tricky.. wait, wait! don't they make those Yosemite Sam mud flaps?! funny and quite the looker! *nudge nudge* LOL!
OT: do your worst, i refuse!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
@ESE,
I need to find a man that can make me laff my ss off. I don't even care if he looks like the backside of a mud flap...
OT: I got nothing either. Skinny shallow actress in HW are a dime a dozen. I will take me any day.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 14, 2008 - 3:31am.
ESE! I miss the old days...
YOU SAID IT, SISTER!!
the young one is sleeping soundly, she was reading some of the comments with me the other day and laughing her ass off!
OT meh... nah
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE! I miss the old days...
I could have my diet coke, you would have your Russians...
None of us would stay on topic. **sighing**
I thought your love life picked up a couple knots with your wild young GF! and THAT is why I don't see you anymore.
I got an OT: I thought that was Eva Longoria...LOL.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 14, 2008 - 3:22am.
hi, dahlin'! sorry, haven't been around much lately(and still totally staying away from AJ threads!LOL!) just been catching up late night for laughs and then off to bed!... i mean sleep! i said sleep!LOL!
OT: do i care what size she is, you ask?.... uummm... no, she's useless at any size... woo-hoo! on topic!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE!!!!
How ya doin' sweet man? I moved away from the Angelina thread knowing we would not be on topic there either...
OT: Who gives a rat's ass...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Shut the fuck up! u aint no size 0
Yeah i said it
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 14, 2008 - 3:14am.
ESE? Are you lurking out there?
not sure, lemme check... yup, guess so!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
"I never went up a size! I just got rounder. I'm still a size 0."
oh my god eva longoria, shut your fucking pie-hole.
ESE? Are you lurking out there?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Size Zero! pffffft.
My effing size 16 ass is smaller than hers. OK, maybe not. LOL. I am a Texan and we are prone to over-exaggeration...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by GossipGrrl on October 14, 2008 - 1:58am.
No damn way Jennifer Hudson is a size 12! I bet she rips the tags out of her clothes. She's at LEAST 4 sizes bigger than that.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Justina on October 14, 2008 - 2:58am.
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ITA. I didn't understand the hate, but every time she opens her mouth lately, I'm starting to lean over to the darkside.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
OMG Eva shut the fuck up! I never hated her as much as everyone else seems to but now she just needs a bitchslap.
ugh she makes me sick...
when will she go away??
shes retarded
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08