Beyonce Has ANOTHER Video
Beyonce barely released a video for that "If I Had A Peen" song and she's already put out another one. That's how she operates. Her upcoming album will probably be a box set of 8 CDs and 4 DVDs. Beyonce will release a single and video every week for the next 2 years. Daddy Knowles stretches that shit out.
Beyonce's new video is for some shit called "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)." Bitch needs to put a lid on it.
The video looks like it was shot down in Solange's basement in about 20-minutes. It would have taken 10, but Solange kept running in and ruining the shot. They finally had to handcuff her to the radiator.
I feel like Beyonce's body was going through some shit while dancing in this video. It looks like she's trying to make a baby with herself. It's her "I'm going to shimmy that sperm to my egg" dance.
Don't ask me what that robot arm is about. I bet Solange made that shit for herself using old lawnmower parts and Beyonce stole it!
And thanks to reader Andrew for pointing out that Beyonce jacked this shit from the Fosse "Mexican Breakfast" bitches. Beyonce doesn't even come close to being as hot as these hos. She needs to watch this video below and try again!
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This song kind of reminds me of "Candyman" by Xtina Aguilera. *shrug* Yeah, so there's nothing original about the bitch.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on October 13, 2008 - 9:58pm.
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Okay then, who am I?
The black and white still looks like when your fat cousin's ballet/jazz/tap class got their photos taken by a "professional" photographer. Then your fat aunt had the photo framed because it was so "artistic" and hung it over the buffet in the dining room. Or the fireplace.
This is the same as 'Give Me Body'. Honest to God when Destiny's Child was just starting to become known, they did a show at the local mall. Every time I see her, I think of her as the New Millennium version of Tiffany.
I will admit I love 'Crazy in Love'.
In honor of the spastic dancing, I thought I would bust out the Elaine avie.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Seriously, who the fuck listens to this bitch? I've never met a man, woman, child or retard who has actually bought one of these woman's cds, or gone to any of her shows (and I know people with some horrendous taste)
Yeah those Mexican Breakfast bitches are hot!
Does this remind anyone else of those weird gap commercials with Audrey Hepburn? At least those were entertaining...
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on October 13, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Is this a song or is she gonna bust out the ropes and go double dutch?
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I swear..I did not see your posting. You and I are on the same page! It made me think of jump ropes, too! OMG!! LMAO!
Beyonce's song kind of makes me wanna Double Dutch with jump ropes. Weird.
just stating the obv - at least Brit can dance. Bey is out of her element on this one.
Ooops...twitchy clicka finga. Ignaw.
Is this a song or is she gonna bust out the ropes and go double dutch?
@speakit-
Um, I'm me! LOL What are you referring to?
Beyoncé tells the magazine she didn't want an engagement ring because, "People put too much emphasis on that," she says. "It's just material and it's just silly to me."
hmmm watching the whole LIE you produced, I'll have to agree.
"Mr. Zoolu!. . "
I like "Work It Out", "Check Up On It", "Speechless" and "Yes." Otherwise, Beyawnce's music blows.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
@pizza
Go eat yourself. Brit Brit + this video = shit on a whole new level.
Just kidding on the eat yourself! Lighten up;););)
Submitted by anastasia beave... on October 13, 2008 - 9:44pm
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Who are you?
Do You mean "Work It Out"? From Austin Powers soundtrack?
yes, great song- I also LOOOOOOVE "Suga Mama".
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Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die
Than give you control
-Nine Inch Nails
Song=OK, Video=Lame. She's in danger of becoming a one-trick pony that Beyonce.
The "Walk It Out" video is brilliance.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
The choreography in this Beyonce video is for people who cannot dance, like her and Kim Kardashian. This song is totally not right for her voice. Has music as we know it completely gone to hell in a hand basket? (Not that it wasn't on the decline before.)
Same old moves. She thinks it's cute to freeze with a stupid look on her face, then continue, then freeze and so on and so on. Ugh. And am I the only one who thinks this is photoshopped a la Brit in that Piece of Me whatever video. There is no way her thighs are that slimmy slim slim.
That's enough from you for a while B. No need to cuntinue.
Britney could have pulled this off. Not fat ass Beyonce. Bitch stole Brineys vid and FAILED
Submitted by NitWitty on October 13, 2008 - 9:39pm.
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In the immortal words of Whitney Houston, hell to the naw! Bitch ain't diversify shit! She's STILL doing the same hoochie coochie bullshit she was doing 7 years ago.
Boo, bitch, boo!!!!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
ahaha..I actually really liked this video..it makes me want to go dance...like now.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
PSL, I'm only saying this once..ITA! hehe Queen Charisma, about sprayed the screen!!!! Effin' right on! Although, in her mind, she just diversified herself by wishing she was a boy one day, then telling womenz to put a ring on it.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by jussayin on October 13, 2008 - 9:32pm.
I agree....she needs to mix it up some. The dance is the same thing over and over.
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Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die
Than give you control
-Nine Inch Nails
who the fuk is she talking to? Write a fukin' letter next time . . Gwiz
youtube is cheapeer
"Mr. Zoolu!. . "
What the fuck is this fuckery!
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Amen, Motherfucker.
love her!
Thanks, jus!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
thanks for the laughs mk!
. . .funny
"Mr. Zoolu!. . "
Diversify your portfolio, bitch!
....LMAO! best line of the minute.
I am tired of seeing her fat ass do the same jiggle over and over again. I used to respect her voice and her work ethic, but it's just lame now. Bey, you made your milli, now take a decade long vacay please!
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
And is her clothing line selling that poorly that she feels the need to slip it into almost all of her songs?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Forget that. Check out this campaign ad from KS senatorial candidate Jim Slattery. I think R. Kelly's one of his advisors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhEm2V-VJ8o
Beyonce-trash; when is her time up again? I am so sick of her...
@MK: I don't know how you found them, but those are some of the most GANGSTA white ladies dancing I've ever seen...it made all the pain from watching Beyonce go away...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by jussayin on October 13, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Excellent point! Everytime she has a second person on her tracks, the song goes up a few notches. I heard ''Crazy in Love'' without Jay Z, and it sounds blah without him.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
She looks good and all, but I have to wonder - when is she gonna just shot a straight up porn already? I mean, seriously, what's with the bodysuit in most of her videos and the booty dancing? Diversify your portfolio, bitch!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Those Mexican Breakfast chicks were awesome!
Beyonce song has a nice beat but the vid was kinda boring.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Meh, Jay-Z should impregnate her to help put that lid on her lame shit already. Beyawnce indeed!
Your face!
Bwhahaha..Mexican Breakfast is the Anti-Beyonce...i don't think basement baby needs to worry!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
sucks!
her dance game is weak. (Ciara's new video is much better in that respect. Any old Aaliyah video just shits all over this.)
song sounds like a recycled Get Me Bodied and isn't even half as good...
not impressed with Bey this go round. I'mma need a Jay Z rap up in these songs to liven them up!
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
I like it....it made me happy.....
I still think Solange's two songs are better though....
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Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die
Than give you control
-Nine Inch Nails