Beyonce Has ANOTHER Video
Beyonce barely released a video for that "If I Had A Peen" song and she's already put out another one. That's how she operates. Her upcoming album will probably be a box set of 8 CDs and 4 DVDs. Beyonce will release a single and video every week for the next 2 years. Daddy Knowles stretches that shit out.
Beyonce's new video is for some shit called "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)." Bitch needs to put a lid on it.
The video looks like it was shot down in Solange's basement in about 20-minutes. It would have taken 10, but Solange kept running in and ruining the shot. They finally had to handcuff her to the radiator.
I feel like Beyonce's body was going through some shit while dancing in this video. It looks like she's trying to make a baby with herself. It's her "I'm going to shimmy that sperm to my egg" dance.
Don't ask me what that robot arm is about. I bet Solange made that shit for herself using old lawnmower parts and Beyonce stole it!
And thanks to reader Andrew for pointing out that Beyonce jacked this shit from the Fosse "Mexican Breakfast" bitches. Beyonce doesn't even come close to being as hot as these hos. She needs to watch this video below and try again!
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This Vid looks like bad horse dancing, trotting....where is Katie Price she shouldve been one of her whorse dancers....I think she got some inspiration from her too with her hair, dancing, and look. Beyonces stop trying to be artsy.....I'm sorry but you're just tacky and you always will be.....You never had a chance to be anything but tacky because of your Mother.
I was trying to remember what the original music was and I found it on youtube. Beyonce isn't even from the same planet as Verdon. R.I.P. Gwen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9xer2luUXo
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Those AARP Fosse bitches are h-o-t! I nominate them to be Hot Sluts of the Week!
Submitted by speakit on October 13, 2008 - 11:26pm.
Sorry to bore ya Mustang Sally!
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Not bore, little one, confuse. And, yes, I'd love to watch you spank bambam. On second thought, I like her (?) avie so...oh she sounded as if she wanted it so go ahead. I have my telescope out.
Take care, kidd-o.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
I just have a couple questions:
1. Are her back-up dancers men?
2. Why is the dark skinned girl/guy KILLIN beyonce in the choreography?
3. Since when did beyonce have ankles?
4. Why do I suddenly crave honey glazed ham?
Ps. I just watched the other video. Did this bit*h attend the Jack McFarland school of acting? She had 2 fuc*king lines and managed to murder them. I take that back. Jack McFarland wouldn't never have her.
Dude- They are and it is! It's still pretty warm here though. I'm ready for sweater weather.
I'm beer stupid so when I see 'micro' beer, I'm thinking a beer lover would rather have 'macro' beer. Glad things are good. :)
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I'm sorry to hear that. Take care of yourself. it's autumn, the leaves should be changing out there. It should be beautiful.
All's good here. Came back from the Great American Beer Festival in Denver yesterday. It was three days of very good micro beers.
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Sorry to bore ya Mustang Sally!
You can watch me spank Bambam.
Ontopic: I got nothin'.
That was sooooooooo painful. I don't understand is Bey Luke from star whores with the robot hand? Please please please go away. You keep recycling the same fucking track and song over and over. Please hang out in the basement for awhile with Sol. Damn Jay-z really put you thru it with all these man hating songs......
Speaking of bad dancers, I remember watching Nelly Furtado on SNL a couple of years ago and that girl can't dance for shit. It was awful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikee36qfcDs&feature=related
@bambam.. fine, you didn't know *rolls eyes*
Okay, but this time I'm wearing gloves. Last time, my hand was all sticky. What's with the honey?
@bambam and dude
All is not well, and I am not well, but I will be. You guys?
OnTopic: I didn't watch the vid, so whatever.
Ugh. Painfully repetitive song (yeah, I had the speakers on - I'd never heard her before). Godawful video.
But, hell, she's flexible - especially about half way through it. She must do yoga classes with the pregnant/not pregnant backwood Spears gal.
Night all - I see you're into the "You know who I am" portion of the program with Dude, speakit and bambam. Well, actually, fucked if I do, so it's off to the warm milk and flannel nightgown. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
This Beyonce video reminds me a bit of the video for "I Just Wanna" by KISS made in 1992. I like it actually.
Ok, now I know
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I haven't a clue?
Just using a stupid movie quote.
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@ speakit
No, I didn't know it was you. You put something in my drink, didn't you? Now I feel all cheap and dirty and used......s'ok, I kinda like that feeling. And you're not supposed to say either, there's creditors up in this joint and they want their money from me.
But it makes sense given the stuff you've been going thru. Glad to see you've made the move. I hope you're well.
Now slap my ass. Slap it hard, you know how I like it. :P
The vid was INCREDIBLY CHEAP looking... she must have promised the record company that she wouldn't spend too much $$$$ on vids this time around!
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Submitted by mccullen - maybe it's because i watched the video with the sound off because i'm at work, but i actually thought the choreography was pretty amazing. that shit looks exhausting.
beyonce at 1:30? i would have a goddamned heart attack if i tried that shit
I hear you, but just think that Gwen and Company in "Mexican Breakfast" never stop moving. They're on live TV and, with every kick, make it look so easy. Beyonce can't do a sinlgle kick, let alone the multiple ones that 40 year old Gwen does. Also, Beyonce has the benefit of editing and quite a few moments of standing still. Thanks for sharing Fosse's "Mexican Breakfast", truly great dancing most often looks easy. Gwen rocks!
i agree with the 'choreography' comment. its for peeps that cant dance. i could do that shit. as for the lyrics: she makes me embarassed to be a woman.i hate her. thank you.
Submitted by DUDE on October 13, 2008 - 10:58pm.
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Who? Bambam? If bambam is a she I am waaayyyyyyy off
@ Gaza, I do know who Gwen Verdon is and it's obvious to any one with a functioning brain that those ladies aren't dancing to Walk it out, it says as much when the vid starts playing, but it's the juxtaposition of the old school choreography and how well it goes with a modern song that helps to make the video entertaining. As a lyrical/jazz dancer, I know how difficult and exhausting that routine would be, but when I say "those bitches are fierce", it's just a figure of speech, and no, I'm not offended if someone calls me that, as long as they mean it! :) For example "Bitch, you betta work!"
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@bambam
Why all the !!!!!? You knew it was me.
Yes, I know who you are. Am I supposed to say?
she is my favorite in the whole world. i love this video...i just have to turn off this piece of shit song.
Submitted by speakit on October 13, 2008 - 10:27pm.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And do you know who I am? You must have.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
Michelle and Kelly look and sound better than ever.
Bonus points for artistic integrity because she managed to work the name of her clothing label into the song. Cross promo-ho-tion!
So I saw a lot of negative comments and I decided to be open minded. I pretended I didn't know it was Beyonce's and I put the video on mute. HAHAHA that was some funny shit. Totally ridiculous dancing from the 80s. Really, if you think it's awesome it's because you have a bias towards angry/whinny music/Beyonce because that video is just thunder-thighs, big booty shaking while having a seizure.
Hope all is well!
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maybe it's because i watched the video with the sound off because i'm at work, but i actually thought the choreography was pretty amazing. that shit looks exhausting.
beyonce at 1:30? i would have a goddamned heart attack if i tried that shit.
Dear God, some of you don't know who Gwen Verdon was. AND a few think she was actually dancing to that song. OMG. YouTube it, then research Verdon, She was one class act that doesn't deserve the "ho" or "bitch" titles. (I know, I know...everybody gets treated the same in here.)
Submitted by aquarius on October 13, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Oh I agree, Beyonce is a much better singer and dancer... but I still found the Britney video more entertaining. I hate myself for that, don't worry :)
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O, I am SoR-RaY, bitches but that girl CAN dance. and so can her dancers. Every move was so spastic and it was dead-on precise too! All y'alls a bunch of jellus h8ters!
*runs from room*
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Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Oh I agree, Beyonce is a much better singer and dancer... but I still found the Britney video more entertaining. I hate myself for that, don't worry :)
This twat is famous for what? Singing, no. no singing going on there. Dancing? Nothing but some skanks moping the floor
Seriously I've seen my dog perform better than her while he dances around the door barking that he needs to go out and take a crap. Oh wait that's what she was doing.
Um...get back to me when Britney can sing and dance like that. Honestly - her set was NOTHING and it was more today's than that Womanizer shit.
But let me not obsess!
WTF is that space ship landing shit blotting out the music every 32 bars or whatever? That's stupid.
And I hate the bridge.
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That looks like my Jazzercise class. Horrible music? Check. Inappropriate use of leotards? Check. Gratuitous pelvic gyrations? Aaaand check.
Damn...can this ho please sit down for a minute?! Every year she assaults are ears and eyes with her screaming, big booty and thunder thighs. She's like a case of herpes, just when you think she is gone for a while, she pops up again to painfully annoy the hell out of you.
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That's IT? Damn, I got through the first 2 minutes before I realized she wasn't going to do anything but dance badly and sing even more badly. Shit, the Womanizer video was more entertaining than that crap.
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speakit, I have never been on the Forum, nor do I remember PennyBrock.....so nice to know you here.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 13, 2008 - 10:19pm.
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Beyonce WISHES she was as fierce as those bitches in the Walk It Out vid, those mamas are working!!!
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thankfully the bouncey video won't play for me...karma? but the seond video with the colorful chicks are pure magic....
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Submitted by speakit on October 13, 2008 - 10:13pm
Seriously, you're losing me. What do you mean?
I do apologize, I have insomnia and this is the 5th night I can't sleep. It's 4am here! I just realized I'm cranky and I threw out a "cunt" and that was wrong. I normally follow the- I only use that word for EXTREME situations- belief. So please forgive.
LOL
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You are an alt????
HAHAHAHAHA!
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I could only watch about 20 seconds of the Beyonce video, but "Mexican Breakfast"? Yeah, baby! Gwen Verdon was pushing 40 back then and watch those kicks - effortless!