Beyonce Has ANOTHER Video
Beyonce barely released a video for that "If I Had A Peen" song and she's already put out another one. That's how she operates. Her upcoming album will probably be a box set of 8 CDs and 4 DVDs. Beyonce will release a single and video every week for the next 2 years. Daddy Knowles stretches that shit out.
Beyonce's new video is for some shit called "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)." Bitch needs to put a lid on it.
The video looks like it was shot down in Solange's basement in about 20-minutes. It would have taken 10, but Solange kept running in and ruining the shot. They finally had to handcuff her to the radiator.
I feel like Beyonce's body was going through some shit while dancing in this video. It looks like she's trying to make a baby with herself. It's her "I'm going to shimmy that sperm to my egg" dance.
Don't ask me what that robot arm is about. I bet Solange made that shit for herself using old lawnmower parts and Beyonce stole it!
And thanks to reader Andrew for pointing out that Beyonce jacked this shit from the Fosse "Mexican Breakfast" bitches. Beyonce doesn't even come close to being as hot as these hos. She needs to watch this video below and try again!
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 14, 2008 - 3:43am.
"You know what would REALLY show you that your boyfriend respects you? If he stopped having you do all his shit!"
AGREED unless he is pimping you out to the world :)
She said that the music remind her of church because of the clapping :)
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 14, 2008 - 3:43am.
"You know what would REALLY show you that your boyfriend respects you? If he stopped having you do all his shit!"
very true!! i do all my own shit... and i'm housebroken!LOL!
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Submitted by Wyle E on October 14, 2008 - 3:40am.
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LOL @ Valley of the Dolls.
And you should've told your friend, "You know what would REALLY show you that your boyfriend respects you? If he stopped having you do all his shit!"
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Whoaaa! Those Mexican Breakfast chicks ROCKED! I want to go out and buy me a pink slack suit with a white chiffon blouse, and then I'm gonna
WALK IT OUT!
Woo hoo!
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
That was horrid. Beyonce and her thunder thighs should move to a deserted island.
Stop bothering people with your "music" and "dancing", Beyonce! Basement Baby is better than you!
ESE and QC - thank you for restoring my faith in Americans.
Honest, between Sarah Palin's and this shit a person gets the impression that the country is living in a Valley of the Dolls-induced coma.
Having said that, I once had an Australian woman say to me,'Ï'm pissed at my b/f because I clean his house, babysit his kid cousins and fuck him but he won't marry me' Its not respectful!'
I remember thinking... 'yeah, you're gonna feel a WHOLE lot more respected when you are down on your hands and knees* after you get a ring on your finger!'
*I meant when she cleaning people. Jesus. Your dirty minds!
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
On never mind its not her it' s "sasha fierce"
desperate broad!
Submitted by Wyle E on October 14, 2008 - 3:25am.
personally, i think marriage is the ultimate sedation of both people involved
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Submitted by Wyle E on October 14, 2008 - 3:25am.
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I'm American and I've never viewed marriage as an ultimate sign of respect from men, but then again, I've never thought highly of that institution to begin with.
A guy I know who's a big whore and cheats on every girl he's ever been with (and he's been with about 80 of 'em) just got married to a chick he was with for about 6 months and cheated on - yeah, he really respects her! LOL. Some people just get married for appearances, period. So I don't dwell on it. I didn't listen to the song, but if that's her message, well...ok. Especially considering that her man's a known cheater (he was banging video hos while dating her).
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Okay. Someone has to help me out here coz I'm not from Beyonce's culture (not American).
Do American women still view marriage as the ultimate in a show of respect from a man? Coz that was the message I got from that song.
I'm stunned in 2008 that someone is dancing around like Doris Day on steroids begging for someone to put a ring on her finger.
Tell me I am mistaken!
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
also 2:40
If she had to have two girls dance back up, why not ask her Destiny's Child former buddies? It would be like old time's sake! Of course Beyonce sings everything, but how different is that from DC?
She need to get herself together
she is a married woman she can' t be showing her goodies to the entire world, what kind of punk is jay-z for letting everyone visually screw his wife?
Yeah i said it
skip to 3:11
wtf
Just watched the Fosse vid - all I can say is, work! They were getting it! Beyonce, go sit down. You can't do it like this.
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Submitted by KelleyB. on October 14, 2008 - 2:45am.
I can't bring myself to watch this.
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Good move.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on October 14, 2008 - 2:13am.
"She was an award-winning BROADWAY star, McCullen, you twit. Movies were her second "career". Good Lord. If you had bothered to Google her name, taking just a second, it would have stopped you from typing that idiotic response."
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haha, sorry! yikes! didn't realize that gwen verdon has some serious older-type fans here on Dlisted. the point i was attempting to make (unsuccessfully) was that it is not reasonable to assume that every reader of gossip blogs in the year 2008 should be expected to know who dancers who peaked between 1950 and 1972 are/were.
that said, i am proud of you for being familiar enough with the idea of Googling a person's career to call me out on not having done so.
Perhaps we can one day watch "The Farmer Takes a Wife" together!
yes?
I can't bring myself to watch this.
http://www.modegreen.com/
not a beyonce fan, but she can sing and move like no one. she make Britney Spears look like shit.
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She was an award-winning BROADWAY star, McCullen, you twit. Movies were her second "career". Good Lord. If you had bothered to Google her name, taking just a second, it would have stopped you from typing that idiotic response.
what's this about a cyborg arm in her video?
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/beyonce--8217-s-cyborg-arm-rev...
don't like the song at all
Submitted by sonah22 on October 14, 2008 - 1:36am.
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I'm black and even I can see this girl clearly has the fat gene. Which is fine, but she needs to learn to dress her body for its type. Otherwise, she can start to look dumpy.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
I like this song a lot better than her If I Had A Peen song lol! She may be annoying, but the bitch can dance. How come both videos are in black and white? Unlike the Lady of Cheetos, Beyonce has rhythm. All you haters are jealous. Beyonce is beautiful and sexy.
Submitted by sonah22 on October 14, 2008 - 1:36am.
what is with you ppl and hating on Beyonce? All pop is pretty much derived...they ALL copy. And um can you dance like that? I know I can't!
Oh crap...now I"m on 2:46 and it's getting annoying. okay fine.
But stop calling her fat. Seriously- that's just ridiculous. Are all of you white or something?
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I like her some. People copy people, its a fact, shit even the Google boys copied from someone to start Google.com. However, if your going to do it, do it right.
She should stick with "To the left to the left..." that's the only song I've ever liked of hers.
She's not fat, but that style of top isn't helping her cause.
I watched both without sound, not impressed, sorry. Did B have a "Walk like an Egyptian" moment in that?
However, this was the funniest shit in the post:
It's her "I'm going to shimmy that sperm to my egg" dance.
LOL
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what is with you ppl and hating on Beyonce? All pop is pretty much derived...they ALL copy. And um can you dance like that? I know I can't!
Oh crap...now I"m on 2:46 and it's getting annoying. okay fine.
But stop calling her fat. Seriously- that's just ridiculous. Are all of you white or something?
yea just like she totally jacked her new song "if i were a boy" from ciara's "like a boy". stupid
night bambam xoxo
I got a bike in the storage room that gets a look from me every spring and a look in the winter, that's it. No more, between that and walking my batshit-crazy for squirrels puppy dog that never just walks anymore she just stalks squirrels, I'm gettin off the grid.
Night everyone.......and speakit. xoxoxo
Damn! The Tres Viejas in Mexican Breakfast for Hot Sluts!!!
Get a bike bambam. It's great fun, good exercise and free transportation.
I figure I spend about $500 a year on transport. Tune ups, repairs, parts, cabs, clothing, lights etc. I don't own a car.
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Since I have diddly squat to live on right now, I'm not gonna question the gas prices going down, I'm just going to enjoy it. I gotsta have it.
Totally off topic but it burns me up to no end gas prices are "coincidentally" going down. The oil company hotshots tell us it's because of hurrican season, India & China demanding more blah blah blah while they rape our pocketbooks. And now that the stock market crashed and burned all of a sudden gas prices go down.
I'm seriously looking to make my life less dependent on cars or electronics. Stimulating the economy is killing me slowly.
I srsly wanna learn that dance routine.
*plays video for the 54646 time*
I like Beyonce. Think she looks great.
@psl
thanks hon. Nelly I remembered (she be thick and cankled after all), Jewel came up blank to me. Maybe it's cause she had the TITTAYS!!! (tittays tittays tittays.....whew, sorry) reduced. Some things I can't forgive.
Does Mad Cow Disease always make it's victims twitch like that?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Dancing good. Song annoying, plus she keeps elaborating on the same theme---I'm hot but you paid no attention so you missed out. Boring.
Cinner that woman is firm and in amazing shape. Nothing wrong with muscles. I'd love to have a body that strong.
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oh damn, i think Cinner is ripping on Cheryl Burke!!! i know michael k is passed out with a bottle of Hypnotiq in his hands but you KNOW he just got a rod.
@ Cinner
agreed. i like the style of the video and i'm a big fan of the choreography, but she does need to put her Freakum Dress back on. for reals.
bambam, you would be talking about Nelly Furtado and Jewel.
:)
speakit, I like Beyonce too.
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i don't think it's that unusual to not know who gwen verdon is... i mean, i'm thirty and not a whole lot of people my age had had the opportunity to watch some of her blockbusters, such as 'David and Bathsheba' or 'The Farmer Takes a Wife.'
am i alone?
Alot of people can dance but damn if you shouldn't be dancin half naked you just shouldn't and B definitely should NOT be, her blubber is so very unappealing. She scares me she is a BIG ASS CHICK, big tree-trunk legs and - well - she's BIG....it's just trashy and not attractive for her to be throwin her shit all over like that. There's a dancer on dancing with the stars who has gotten big like that too and it would be so great if she would be nice to everyone watchin and cover that shit up. Dance your ass off like you do but PLEASE with CLOTHES ON.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on October 13, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Dear God, some of you don't know who Gwen Verdon was. AND a few think she was actually dancing to that song. OMG.
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Thanks you saved me typing it!
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on October 13, 2008 - 11:22pm.
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Don't blame her, today's dance/pop/r & b music isn't really her style. She morphed into a pop diva due to pressure from the record execs most likely. Remember her first hit was "Like a Bird", not exactly club music. Same thing happened with the girl who sang "Intuition" whose name I can't remember. I'm gettin old.
@Mustang Sally
Yes I am a dude, I'm not the Dude (duuuuude) but I'm a guy. A thick woman, cankle loving guy.
I actually watched it! rare for me.. but I like Beyonce.
I ♥ed the song. I thought the dancing was off but that kinda made it cute.
Its not the first time she's "jacked" Bob Fosse. In her "Up grade ya" video. She try to redo the best dance scene in film history. And she sucked at it. The dancing in Up grade ya is a total rip off of "Sweet Charity's Frug scene"