Beyonce Has ANOTHER Video
Beyonce barely released a video for that "If I Had A Peen" song and she's already put out another one. That's how she operates. Her upcoming album will probably be a box set of 8 CDs and 4 DVDs. Beyonce will release a single and video every week for the next 2 years. Daddy Knowles stretches that shit out.
Beyonce's new video is for some shit called "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)." Bitch needs to put a lid on it.
The video looks like it was shot down in Solange's basement in about 20-minutes. It would have taken 10, but Solange kept running in and ruining the shot. They finally had to handcuff her to the radiator.
I feel like Beyonce's body was going through some shit while dancing in this video. It looks like she's trying to make a baby with herself. It's her "I'm going to shimmy that sperm to my egg" dance.
Don't ask me what that robot arm is about. I bet Solange made that shit for herself using old lawnmower parts and Beyonce stole it!
And thanks to reader Andrew for pointing out that Beyonce jacked this shit from the Fosse "Mexican Breakfast" bitches. Beyonce doesn't even come close to being as hot as these hos. She needs to watch this video below and try again!
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l agree with girl cheese. beyonce can't act nor can she sing and its not fair to others who are TRUELY talented. you and beyonce go shack up now!
ps the darkskinned dancer in beyonces video is a dude!
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"shimmy the perm to my egg" OH THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!
girl_cheese.
Nice try, but Beyonce is a singer/performer first. She didnt come out as an actress. She has the grammy's/awards to validate her in her field. The only people who "dislike" beyonce are miserable fucks. i can understand saying she's not ur style or whatever, but to deny her talent is amazing. how is it that she put out numerous albums in a group then had an even more successful solo career? hmm, that obvoiusly means someone's buying something. people are threatened by successful, beautiful talented black women. if she was 100 lbs heavier or unattractive she would have the "best voice" please give m a break. name one chick in her category, that is the total package. she can sing, dance and look beautiful without missing a beat. oh and all the comments about her "weave" do you stupid fucks know that all these white broads are wearing weaves? oh wait, to white ppl they're extentions right? mad stupid. anyway i bet ur man would leave u for beyonce, i know i would :-)
Nah, son, dat ain't it. Talented means someone you can get behind, you can't take your eyes off of them, they're mesmerizing - a performer. I can get behind Beyonce's behind, but that's about it. There are better singers and much much better actresses. She's a product that's being marketed right now & it's not fair to the peeps who are actually talented. Meanwhile, check yourself. You're hatin on h8ers, son.
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Submitted by snoopydooper on October 14, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Dig these:
Groovin to Push it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1HZfQcxGuo&feature=related
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Hilarious!
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
Dig these:
Groovin to Push it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1HZfQcxGuo&feature=related
...and to Crank dat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVUiUibs1Hw&feature=related
UUUUUUUUUGH.
This is like one of those horrendous recitals I used to have to go to for my little cousin.
She looks like a fucking douche.
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"Shut up and eat my asshole."
"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
I definitely think she's singing about cock rings. Premature ejaculation is a bitch for keeping a sex life alive, so if you liked it you should have put a ring on it.
terrible. just fucking terrible.
as usual.
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Submitted by Stick Stickly on October 14, 2008 - 3:18am.
Sticky - have you met Flatsy yet?
I think we have a love connection!
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More like ...
Put a SOCK in it!
How come she was soo ugly back there?
and now she kinda look sorta pretty?
Not only was Gwen Verdon Verdon considered the best dancer on Broadway in the 1950s and 1960s,
(Lola in Damn Yankees, Roxie Hart in Chicago,
Charity in Sweet Charity. Essie Whimple in Redhead) she was married to Fosse for 27 years.
At 8 p.m. on the night she died, all marquee lights on Broadway were dimmed in tribute to one of its greatest and brightest stars.
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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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"Always have everything you say exquisitely annotated, and, where possible, provide staggering Visual Aids."
It's not the first time Beyonce has ripped off Bob Fosse. Bitch must think we have no recollection past her "career".
Beyonce's other video: fantastic.
Beyonce's current video: rehashed cheerleader routine.
Re-recorded Walk It Out: MASTERPIECE!!!
Well I know you skanks love to hate on Beyonce but that video and song are both on fire. But whoever thought to overlay Mexican Breakfast with Walk it Out is a genius!
Okay, I kinda like that song (sorry), but the video is jacked up. Beyonce embodies the phrase "shake what yo mama gave you" & between her & BritBrit, I'm a little tired of seeing stars' hamhocks.
And the Mexican Bitches ROCK!! Walk it Out, HOS!!
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"You're gonna marry your brother whether you like it or not." Mama Bear on "My Big Redneck Wedding"
This is the one video that Beyonce has actually worn close and didn't dress like some skank tramp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMUUysmfYUw
Hypocrite much?
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Aw SHIT!!! I skip Beyawnce posts as a rule and i almost missed Mexican Breakfast!!!!!!! Awesomeness!
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WTF is that?? this the mexican breakfast! HOT! lmao, this made my day, woo!
I can't tell you how much I love the Walk it Out video.
Thanks, MK!!
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Nice dance song, but I don't know about that video.
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Submitted by lizzieb on October 14, 2008 - 5:15am.
On topic: she's very pretty but a bit boring to me. Is she really saying get married? Lordy ,how 1950s.
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Hey lizzieb:)
Peeps have mentioned that but isn't that a shout-out to her boo who won't marry her? Or wouldn't....but then Solange fucked it up? Gave it away they were engaged. I get the feeling this song was supposed to come out and then they were supposed to announce their miraculous engagement! As tho she wooed him with song, no?
Anyhow, that's what I thought.
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that post on the homepage about beyonce is fcuing hilarious! it's true she does have a song out all the fucking time, she should have waited for a few more months! but she's scared of Rihanna so her dad's whip an album out!
any Hills fans?
check out photos of them here.. love the HIlls it's pure trash!
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I'm loving the "Mexican Breakfast" video.
Does she not get that "thick" is not a good adjective for a woman?
She just looks like she smells like a footjam.
So is she marketing this crap to India or what?
Seriously what the fuck is that?
I've seen better home made basement music videos.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I like Beyonce when she does this kind of stuff, but the production is HORRENDOUS!!!! Why'd they wreck a perfectly fun pop song with the zipper sound (zzzzrrriiipppp) that runs ALL through it????? Really f**king annoying.
On the other hand "Mexican Breakfast" bitches ROCK! Don't care for the song, but that was some tasty dancing!
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i found a link, apparantly she has a theme going on. sasha fierce is her alter-ego. i will never stop laughing again.
http://necolebitchie.com/2008/10/13/introducing-sasha-fierce
she should have called it "put a horse-haired weave on it"
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
what a jackass! she tries waaaaaaaaaaaaay to hard and her lyrics are stupid. put a ring on it, blah blah blah...
have some pride & self-respect woman!
95% of beyonce's songs heavily sample past hits, but most people wouldn't know that because most people that buy her music don't know their music history.
And so the fuck what if she writes all of her songs? How hard is it to write...
bills bills bills
jumpin' jumpin' jumpin'
say my name, say my name
Repetitive much, B?
That being said, I love Beyonce, her sister trapped in the cellar and their House of Derriere fashions.
House of Ass for every man, woman and tranny!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 12:46am.
Since I have diddly squat to live on right now, I'm not gonna question the gas prices going down, I'm just going to enjoy it. I gotsta have it.
I read this as 'gas' being what we call gas- the stuff you cook with! When I worked out you were talking about petrol is made more sense- especially the comment about getting a bike instead. I had visons of someone in a hamster wheel generating fuel to cook on. Silly ol me.
On topic: she's very pretty but a bit boring to me. Is she really saying get married? Lordy ,how 1950s.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 14, 2008 - 4:02am.
Night!
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To keep a man happy you need to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the bathroom and a whore in the bedroom.
I'm happy to out-source the cooking and cleaning bit.
She sounds like Little Richard.
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Submitted by Wyle E on October 14, 2008 - 4:01am.
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That or get a maid. 'Night!
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lmao girl do not feel bad we broke our back for this son of horses since the beginning of life itself let him do it watch it with a beer
im dead ima go to sleep
Love ya!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 14, 2008 - 3:57am.
Exactly. Want a mother? Then stay home!
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Submitted by Put_u_on_blast on October 14, 2008 - 3:56am.
LOL Seriously - I feel a bit bad. I mean, he is an awesome guy and I think he's some hot shit. Its not like he's a slave or nothing.
Hell - I gave up weed for him. (Grrrrr) so its not all one sided.
Gotta go though - he's cooked dinner for us and its ready! LOL (shuffles off red faced).
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Submitted by Wyle E on October 14, 2008 - 3:54am.
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Exactly. Helping out every now and again is ok I guess (I'm selfish, so I wouldn't do it at all, but that's just me...and why I stay single), but I'll be damned if I'm on my knees cleaning up after some grown ass man all the time. Yeah right! If he's not paralyzed or otherwise impared, he can take care of himself.
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lol k queen
wyle u go girl!
Submitted by Put_u_on_blast on October 14, 2008 - 3:53am.
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Sorry, having a spaz moment - don't mind me.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 14, 2008 - 3:43am.
And you should've told your friend, "You know what would REALLY show you that your boyfriend respects you? If he stopped having you do all his shit!"
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Indeed!
That boy was no fool. He married her and got a fantastic looking chick with a great career/income to make his mates jealous... and now she does all that shit FOR FREEEEE!
Some women are dumb dumbs when it comes to boys!
I on the other hand have a a great boyfriend who falls down laughing when when I try to clean the house. He says, 'You know you gonna hurt yoself so just let me do it!'
Don't need no ring for being treated like a princess. You just gotta make him feel like you're worth it.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
what queen?
Submitted by Put_u_on_blast on October 14, 2008 - 3:47am.
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Damn that!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 14, 2008 - 3:46am.
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Damn, I gotta get me one of you! LOL
Lazy bastards nowadays.......sorry, bitter rant about to come on.
*leaves computer for a shot*
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
But why are they wearing Danskins?
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