Chicken Cutlets Shows Us Her Pumpkins
I was waiting for international supermodel Phoebe Price to make an appearance to the famewhores celebrities-only pumpkin patch in West Hollywood, CA. The owners of the patch probably paid PP's regular fee of a $50 gift certificate to The Ivy to come to their establishment and pose with the pumpkins. Chicken Cutlets is the grand dame of posing with inanimate objects. She can make two ordinary pumpkins look like they just sashayed off the runways of Paris. When PP touches them, they suddenly become works of art. Wait. Those are pumpkins and not her chichi balls, right? Because her titties might be the same color. Just making sure that I don't need to put NSFW bars over them.
Below are a few more pictures of Chicken Cutlets with her dog Henry. Just so you know, I'm going to try and recreate her extremely expensive shirt tonight using old puffy paint pens and magic markers.
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Isn't that what creepy Tori's husband did with the pumpkins yesterday? I think you need a better muse, hunny.
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For all those who mistook Marcia Cross for PP yesterday, shame on you!! Here's the real deal, sluts!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
So, PP was cruising Dlisted last night and saw Miss Queen of Lucite got all the press for the punkins, so she quickly got out her sharpies and upped the antie!
Ok, MK, you MUST sell these shirts. Ask her where she had it made, I MUST HAVE ONE! The only thing that could top my Palin costume is a Phoebe Price one. Face it, she is prettier, and I must be pretty!
Anyone else ever thing a cage match between the Queen of Lucite and the Queen of Cellulite Queen of the Ivy would be great fun to watch?
My money is on the red head.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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I want that shirt. But I want Henry in it too.
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Cafe Press made shirt desinging too easy for the masses.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 13, 2008 - 7:46pm.
Good eye! Looks like the one cutlet is heading for her jaw. The t-shirt is sad.
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what a fashion sense she got
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Did she buy that shirt at the Dlisted shop?
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She's cute but she looks different. Is it the botox? Wearing a pic of yourself on your shirt. Just wrong! Ummmmm........... just saying!
Oh, I get it. Her boobs now match her pubes.
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Please! No more already! The more attention she gets, the worse the problem will become. Now she's going to get her own TV special "It's The Great Nothing, Charlie Brown" for these pictures at the pumpkin patch.
ROUGH as HELL!
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Submitted by ploppsicle on October 13, 2008 - 7:28pm.
I wonder what she looks like without makeup on?
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I wonder why you'd contemplate such an abbhorent thought! ;-) lol With her makeup on, she *still* looks like a melting wax figure from Madame Tussaud's International Museum, so she must scare infants and small children away once her face is bare! ;)
Hint for Phoebe: Only hold fruits and veggies that don't make you look worse in comparison.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 13, 2008 - 7:26pm.
She has very masculine hands.
MAN HANDS!!!!!
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ELAINE:[weary] Look, would you, prefer it, if she had, no hands at all?
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One side of her face looks like hot, melted wax slowly sinking into the abyss. Plus, those dark purple circles under her frenzied eyes are hideous, and her smile resembles that of grinning Aztec death mask. Either way though, the dog does not look amused! ;)
Submitted by angry mom on October 13, 2008 - 7:38pm.
it takes a special kind of twat to wear a pic of yourself on your effing shirt
aww, PP you're special
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Poor, PP. Not very original in her thinking. Wonky McValtrex has been wearing portrait-shirts of herself for years.
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Damn this woman has bad fashion sense. Everytime I see her she's a hot mess. I could understand have a fashion don't every once and again but every time?
She is one self absorbed woman to wear a pic of herself on a shirt.I though Paris was the only scag that did that.She is one ugly mess.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Her last round of restalyne injections didn't go well. She's got a nike swoosh running backwards from her right eye. Doc didn't do such a good job of massaging that in. Poor PP>
Love the HAT and HEADBAND...PP is never going to be accused of under accessorizing.
What kind of fucking nimrod wears a shirt with her own face on it? I already lose a little faith in humanity every day & this shit doesn't help.
I really should go to one of those stands in the mall that put pictures on shirts, (and all sorts of things) and have one made with my face on it, people could think I'm a celebrity!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Someone, anyone, please tell her to stop with the headbands!
Her nose looks odd.
And people who soo fucking self obossed that they were there on fucking face on fucking t -shits should be fucking SHOT.
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Fuck my life.
it takes a special kind of twat to wear a pic of yourself on your effing shirt
aww, PP you're special
Is she wearing a Headband by Phoebe underneath the oversized Newsboy cap? A tad fugly.
DAMN where can I get me a Phoebe Price tshirt?!
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Did she have MORE work done to her face? She's looking a little melted there.
did you notice whose portrait is on her T-shirt?
creepy.
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So. She went the day AFTER all the other celebrities...?
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Submitted by ploppsicle on October 13, 2008 - 7:28pm.
I wonder what she looks like without makeup on?
Very freckle-y. She looks cute with all the freckles, though. If she washed her face, she'd be adorable.
I hate her. I picked up my pumpkins today how dare she do the same
I like how she has freckles everywhere but her face.
I wonder what she looks like without makeup on?
She spends too much time in the sun. Her nickname should be McFreckles.
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She has very masculine hands.
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damn, she looks OLD there.
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