Chicken Cutlets Shows Us Her Pumpkins
I was waiting for international supermodel Phoebe Price to make an appearance to the famewhores celebrities-only pumpkin patch in West Hollywood, CA. The owners of the patch probably paid PP's regular fee of a $50 gift certificate to The Ivy to come to their establishment and pose with the pumpkins. Chicken Cutlets is the grand dame of posing with inanimate objects. She can make two ordinary pumpkins look like they just sashayed off the runways of Paris. When PP touches them, they suddenly become works of art. Wait. Those are pumpkins and not her chichi balls, right? Because her titties might be the same color. Just making sure that I don't need to put NSFW bars over them.
Below are a few more pictures of Chicken Cutlets with her dog Henry. Just so you know, I'm going to try and recreate her extremely expensive shirt tonight using old puffy paint pens and magic markers.
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LMAO. Just when I think she can get no better PP pulls off another stunningly natural and impromptu photo opportunity. I want that t-shirt.
Oh PP your time has, and is passed darling.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Why is she there anyway? Everyone else that has been pictured there has been with their children. Does she hang out at Chuck E Cheese as well? IMO it's just strange.
On another note, she should save the money she's paying the cameraman and get a nose job . . .or a skin transplant.
The Robinson Blvd. street walker is starting to look a little haggard...maybe from trying too hard?
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I'm taking over!
Her chicken cutlet is totally migrating. It's trying to break free! Lord is she nasty.
Tell me that's not her face on her shirt.
Please?
This outfit is SO. FUCKING. OFFENSIVE.
she's OLD
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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
love henry, he needs a trim though.
Submitted by roxie on October 14, 2008 - 12:39am.
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Me and my little monsters just carved a pumpkin and I roasted the seeds.Yum.
Anyone know howto roast chestnuts?and can you buy them in a regular supermarket?
She's rather fond of her own image, isn't she?
I's wahn'ts my fayce on mah cake, on mah purdy tee, on da interwebs, and on these hurr pumpikeens.
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Damn! She actually looks good for a change. Instead of someone who has raided their dead aunts closet.
I do think a choice could have been made between headband and hat though.
But I'm picky.
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To keep a man happy you need to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the bathroom and a whore in the bedroom.
I'm happy to out-source the cooking and cleaning bit.
Someone reach into their purse, pull out their Saturday night special and put this vapid, delusional slut out of her misery!!!
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Wow. There are no words. I pass that place all the time...
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i won't take responsibility for the t-shirt but i did sell her that vest
FINALLY! A REAL celebrity in that famewhore patch!
XD
She reminds me of a ginger kid version of Pamela Anderson in these pics. Blech.
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I think Tori the Hutt's husband must be the photographer who follows her around...she's stealing his pumpkin molesting moves.
It's sad when ol' PP's shirt image looks as wonky as her actual face.
Submitted by roxie on October 14, 2008 - 12:39am.
i haven't had roasted pumpkin seeds in so long, since i last carved a pumpkin
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My aunt would do that when I was kid. I loved them but I've never done it.
I once spent 5 hrs 'carving' a pumpkin tho. Haunted house with a graveyard, it was AWESOME
i haven't had roasted pumpkin seeds in so long, since i last carved a pumpkin
I'm beginning to feel like we are bullying PP. Yes, she is sad. But if you wanted to be a movie star and you weren't related to a movie star, how would you break into films? Everyone I see in films these days is the son or daughter or grand whatever of someone. She's got a tinge of knowing that she's a little pathetic in her eyes, and I'm feeling sorry for her right now.
I still would love to know where this woman gets all her money from.
When I look at her photos ''Death Becomes Her'' characters come to mind. She looks like she is about to start peeling all over.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
I'd love for Stacey & Clinton of What Not to Wear get a hold of PP
Rule #1-No clothing with your likeness on it
Rule #2-Only one headpiece allowed and headbands went out in 1979
Rule #3-Anything that looks like your granny would wear is not allowed
Rule #4-Dress appropriately for the weather
Rule #5-STOP SCARING THE DOG!
Rule #6-Give the photographer a break (who you pay to follow you around), put the pumpkins down & crawl back underneath your rock.
Smooches!
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"You are gonna marry your brother whether you like it or not." Mama Bear from "My Big Redneck Wedding"
PP needs to get her dog groomed
Her left chicken cutlet looks a little wonky. Looks like it is trying to make break for it. Agree with the poster that said she looks like Pam Anderson.
jUST SO YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN 80 DEGREES HERE IN SO CAL FOR LIKE, FOREVER. SANTA ANA WINDS. IT FEELS LIKE A HAIR DRYER BLOWING DOWN ON YOU. WHAT DOES SHE THINK THIS IS? a scarf? a wooly hat? omg. NY is not even cold yet.
Dang, she has some hairy arms! I know it isn't black hair and it is probably 'peach fuzz' but that's a lot of peach fuzz!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She's actually shopping for a replacement head in the event those cutlets cave into her empty brain cavity.
What the fuck is all that going on underneath her right eye? Did she miss with her eyeliner, are those the lines her plastic surgeon drew on for her next surgery? Seriously she's way to old to be prancing around in a pumpkin patch.
I think she looks like a redheaded Pam Anderson. I'm sure she would take that as a compliment though.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 13, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Her freckles look like they're massing up on her chest in preparation for attacking her face.
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LOL! That would explain those huge flaring nostrils...like a bull scratching & stomping his hooves getting ready for the fight!
no PP those aren't dogs, put them down. that's right, Henry is the dog.duh..
do i spy a glittery headband amongst all that crochet and fringe...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
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She's like the demon in "Pumpkinhead", but with less style, grace, humanity or talent.
Henry looks just like my little Chewy, except without the depressed hopeless expression.
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
Her freckles look like they're massing up on her chest in preparation for attacking her face.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
She can carry those pumpkins home in those bags under her eyes......I guess they would go nicely with the cottage cheese on her thighs!
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
When I saw Phoebe's face what came immediately into my mind was the Twilight Zone episode "Eye of the Beholder", Phoebe looks exactly like the nurse with the pigface in that episode.
Old girl is looking ROUGH!
Submitted by Celtic_lass: "Someone, anyone, please tell her to stop with the headbands!"
Too late. Those atrocious things have made their way onto the streets of NYC. Two sightings in the past week. I totally laughed out loud.
Forget her face...where in blue Hell did she get those white Victorian stiletto heel granny go-go boots? PP is America's number one fashion freak, hands down.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
A headband AND a knitted milk boy hat!!
with various things made of recycled shagpile and bandage. Someone please call the fashion police to save PP's enchanting beauty from falling into the hands of the dark side.
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her cheek implant (on her right side)has slid, or has begun to collapse. MK, should we start up a collection to pay to reinflate it?
This one has no shame. I am going to make my hubby wear a t-shirt with my face on it, lol. He used to have my big ass face as his screen saver and I couldn't even look at it. It's just too weird. I made him change it.
And I never thought I could despise anyone more than Paris Hilton for wearing clothing with their own picture on it, but Ms. Price here just stole the crown.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
PP's looking mighty rough there...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
As for her shirt, she probably designed it herself at
http://artapart.com/cgi-bin/DS4_start.asp
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She looks like a flying monkey. Cute!
Nice gourds.
MK, it would be very humane of you to offer your own version of PP's t-shirt to us as a contest prize. We could send in pictures of our own melons (or gourds or whatever) and the winner gets a PP shirt. How about it?
Her ends need a trim.
If she gained a few pounds she'd look a lot younger. The sun damage to her fair skin is aging her right quick. A little fat would plump out the wrinkles - especially on her arms.
Poor deluded fool that she is.
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